Madonna Gets To Keep David Banda
Don't worry, I'm sure that Poland Spring bottle is filled with Kabbalahalalabalah water. If it wasn't, Madonna would have kicked him out of her house by now. So, Madge gets to keep the African orphan she took home almost 2 years ago. The High Court in Malawi granted her ass permanent adoption of 2-year-old David Banda.
That shit took forever. I figured David Banda was at college already.
Madge's lawyer said, "We are very happy with what the judge has ruled. Finally the court has granted Madonna full adoption rights of the boy...It's all over, thank God. It is a positive and beautiful judgment that will have an impact on Malawi's adoption laws."
Congrats to Madonna and David! Does this mean she can officially change his name to "Madge's Greatest Publicity Stunt Ciccone Ritchie" now?
Source: E! Online
Thanks Dawn
ShareThis
Oh Madge...they had her on celebrityprayerlist.com earlier today.
Ahhh...I'm so glad she gets to keep her token black kid.
I know, I know I've told you this a zillion times but I ran into Madge and the kids at LAX last year, and boy, is that David ever cute!!!!!!!
As are the other two.
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Comedy 101 - GET YOUR OWN SHTICK! NO RAINBOW SUSPENDERS!
She should trade him to Angie for Shiloh and 2 blobs to be named later.
***********************************************
My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Poor David. Now he has to get the tooth-gap and monobrow installed.
I love how Madonna acts like it was so hard to adopt a child. Yeah she had to go through mild red tape that every parent who adopts goes through. The fucked up part is that she got to keep the kid with her while she went though it. Anyone normal person would have to wait years before they can even see the kid they want to adopt. Madonna can take her trendy adoption bullshit and shove it up her ass. Her and Angelina Jolie willfully going in to any country they want and plucking children out with out anyone giving them trouble. I am glad they are adopting but adoption isn't some fucking trendy fashion accessory.
http://www.scandalouscandice.com/
Oh looky! A Bum Goblin! STFU, Bum Goblin.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Black Kid Purchase Complete!
__________________________________________
It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
His a cute baby.
This bitch is just like AJ...
I see her with Lurdes and David but what about the white boy? He gets no love because??
-----
"I don't understand why do I stress a man, when there's so many better things at hand"-Amy Winehouse
The sad part is, when Paris goes to adopt, THAT will go through also.
*************************************************
"I milked the cow....it took a while to get her going, but here ya go!
We don't have cow- we have a bull...."
- Kingpin
G.I.G.
ITA on everything you say except the british accent...
I despise Madge, so it pains me to say, but...maybe the bad accent is not on purpose? I mean, i watch A LOT of BBC and if i'm drunk, i have been known to slip a "Bob's your uncle" and "Knackered" in my convo now and again!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Oh, praise Jesus! I can now sleep at night.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
"Madge's Greatest Publicity Stunt Ciccone Ritchie" now?
LOL!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were robbed!
He has a little man face.
looks like a weeeeeeee little MAN BABY!
______________________________________________
shocker *eye roll*
_____________________________________________
"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Does Madge have a new album coming out? You can't buy this kind of free publicity.
Guy Ritchie should be canonized. Putting up with Madge's giant ego and shitty fake British accent. Bitch, please. There isn't enough booze to drown out that shit.
***************************************************
WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
Whew, just in time for the trial separation!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Cute kid.
-------------------------------------------------
Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out of it alive.
I hope that's a Kaballah drink that young David is drinking.
**************************************
But then again, what do I know?
I wonder in what club Madge and her entourage will be celebrating tonight...
_______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.