Wednesday, May 28th 2008
This Isn't Kim Kardashian
The sad whore above is going around to clubs pretending to be Kim Kardashian. Wait, that might be me in my Halloween costume from a couple of years ago. I dressed as a tranny hooker Princess Jasmine.
Anyway, Kim blogged on her site about some dude in Houston who is selling tickets to events supposedly hosted by her. The dude takes fake Kim to the club and is trying to pass her off as the real deal. Low-rent Kim just sits in the corner and doesn't talk to anyone.
Beware of low-rent Kim! Wait, both of them are pretty low-rent. I mean, beware of fake Kim! The only way to tell if it's the real Kim is to piss on her. If she runs away, you know she's not the real thing!
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ISLANDGIRL!! Bwahahaah.. speaking of I meant to tell Clarisse that I watched Lars & the Real Girl this weekend.. OMG. that shit was Whack. I thought that when they were bathing her, that she would fill up w/ water.. My hub just thought that was dumb of me.. but wouldn't she??
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I'm sorry, but anyone that actually pays to attend and event hosted by KK probably deserved to be ripped off.
Killin' me MK.
looks like a fat mexican in a wig
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
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Her lawyers rushed to the scene just to discover that it wasn't a Kim impersonator, they had just gotten a urinal installed.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 28, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on May 28, 2008 - 2:44pm.
No, I think it's Mark Gastineau.
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You know something, I think you're right! LOL
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Chyna could be the low-rent Khloe.
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on May 28, 2008 - 2:44pm.
No, I think it's Mark Gastineau.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
How pathetic does one have to be to WANT to be a Kim Kardashian impersonator??
Brilliant! There's a hooker down the street I'll have to add some make-up to who will look just like Kim. Do I need to go to pimp college first?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
It's Britney Gastineau impersonating Kim Kardashian...how sad! LOL
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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She/he looks like a Real Doll.
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But then again, what do I know?