Wednesday, May 28th 2008
This Isn't Kim Kardashian
The sad whore above is going around to clubs pretending to be Kim Kardashian. Wait, that might be me in my Halloween costume from a couple of years ago. I dressed as a tranny hooker Princess Jasmine.
Anyway, Kim blogged on her site about some dude in Houston who is selling tickets to events supposedly hosted by her. The dude takes fake Kim to the club and is trying to pass her off as the real deal. Low-rent Kim just sits in the corner and doesn't talk to anyone.
Beware of low-rent Kim! Wait, both of them are pretty low-rent. I mean, beware of fake Kim! The only way to tell if it's the real Kim is to piss on her. If she runs away, you know she's not the real thing!
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AHHHHHHHHH I DONT KNOW WHO IM TALKING TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK
NO STEAL MY SHTICKY!
whoa!
LIKE WOW TIMES!
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Hi guys....I'd change my avie and siggie if it would help, but this Fucktard has a serious hard-on for me....so what's the point?
Lolo, xxyz, and everyone else......back to LA...I don't want you to think I am defending LA, I am defending the Peace......BIG difference. GAHHHH! As you can see, I am sick of this shit.....fighting sucks.
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"I milked the cow....it took a while to get her going, but here ya go!
We don't have cow- we have a bull...."
- Kingpin
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 28, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Cool, I dried out yesterday, so I could use it.
*searches for cranberry juice*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
@ Okie GIRL! those were my balls not a turd haha!
@Houston
My friends in NOLA said the bugs are INSANE this year on the way over to you.
Already, the love bugs have every thing COVERED!
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Just because you gotta assload of Armenia doesn't make you a Kardashian!
Submitted by Stoney on May 28, 2008 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by parissuckliteraly on May 28, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Why can't you get a life, seriously?
Oh shit. I talked to it!
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*hands Stoney two bottles of Vodka* Drinking makes talking to it more bearable, trust me! lol
~*~"I have to peeeee!!!" Xtina to Linda Perry~*~
_Submitted by parissuckliteraly on May 28, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by Stoney on May 28, 2008 - 3:21pm.
i know not what you are talking about
NO NO doll! Talking like a tarded out Yoda with a head injury is MY deal.
Get yer own SHTICK BITCH!
Comedy 101 - GET YOUR OWN SHTICK! NO RAINBOW SUSPENDERS!
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LoLo: Can't even walk to the mailbox without sweltering! LOL
I gots some Sour Diesel last night....woo!! I wanna go home now! I'm gonna look at that switched head/cat post when I get on it LMAO
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LoLo.. I smell that j you're toking on, But I'm more interested in that turd you just blooped.. Is that homegrown??
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
HOUSTONGIRL!
How is the heat!!!!!!!????
How the hell did ya know it was skunk? Smells JUST like skunk!!!!!
*puff puff pass*
*bloop*
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Submitted by parissuckliteraly on May 28, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Why can't you get a life, seriously?
Oh shit. I talked to it!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
"Kim Rayjaypeedinmyassion"
LMAO @ LoLo! Pass that skunk you're smokin!! is it Hydro? LMAO
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Hey guys! I see my Troll has been in rare form while I have been gone.....she's sooo entertaining.
Add Ciara to the list of "Celebs who have pet my dog" . Damn , that girl is TINY!
How sad is your life, when you want to be Kim Kardashian?
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"I milked the cow....it took a while to get her going, but here ya go!
We don't have cow- we have a bull...."
- Kingpin
Xxyxz.. Yep, for atleast a couple more hours, if possible.. Call me if you want! Bossy might be gone for a bit longer!! *hearts*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Just put a black cock in her mouth and THEN I'll believe it's Kim K.
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Kim Garbagecanbashion
Kim Lardassion
Kim Buttpadwearinashion
Kim Rayjaypeedinmyassion
Kim Worthlesskankassion
Kim Flabbergassion
Kim Airportschargeextraforthebagsinmyassion
Kim Imapieceoftrashion
Kim WTFiswrongwithchrisjennerassion
Kim Brucemustwanttohanghimselfassion
Kim Mystepdadwonagoldmedalandallhegotwasthisshittygypsywhorefamilyandalowsyt-shirtkardashion
Kim Nevergoingtogetmarriedifikeeplettingguyspeeonmeassion
OK IM OVER IT!
Oklahoma...
Are you going to be on here later?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were robbed!
Oh God Amanda.. You just whispered poetry in my ear.. I about got entirely naked right here in my office!! Whoa! That was close! LOL
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by oklahoma on May 28, 2008 - 2:04pm.
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" I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale. It can not be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs. "
A/P is a classic.
muahahahhah
I'm off to go buy some coke*
SODA I mean. BBL
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were robbed!
Xxyxz.. Ewwww, Oh no you di'nt.. But I bet he totally does, too!!! Gross!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by No Words on May 28, 2008 - 3:04pm.
@C Word...
Six hos, half a dozen hos...what's the difference?
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Xactly! :D
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
The fake Kim looks 100x better that the real Kim.
~*~"I have to peeeee!!!" Xtina to Linda Perry~*~
someboy PLEASE ! give fake kim a reality show ASAP //
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http://pocagentesabe.com
jim cracks me the hell up!! I love him. Hes mean as hell but only to the celebs, never the other commenters.
and his hatred of amy winehouse is just damn funny
JIM!! ♥
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Why would anyone want to go to a club just cuz Kim K is going to be there? It must be a younger crowd thing.
I know I'm being nasty for thinking this but I think this is actually a clever way of extorting money out of peoples stupidity. What kind of mentally deranged person would want to go to a party hosted by KK?
oklahoma.
Mr.Pillio rubs his goods with his sack before he delivers!
Just sayin!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were robbed!
@C Word...
Six hos, half a dozen hos...what's the difference?
Amanda,, Oh shit..I always love your Avies. I love that movie soooo much. I strive to be like that lil murderer. Just wants the world to be a better place. *rubs hands together* (but only to lather moisturizer)
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
The only reason I'd ever mistake her for the real thing is the same bored expression they have.
OMG, If I have to scroll past that White dude in the CaptionThis again, I'll die.. I keep thinking he pulled his skin inside out and washed off all of his blood.. heebie geebies!!
OffTopic.. Xxyxz.. I think M really has snapped! *hides*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
That's a DUDE?!?
LOLCANO!
Submitted by No Words on May 28, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Submitted by The C word on May 28, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Chyna could be the low-rent Khloe.
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And here I thought Khloe was the low-rent Chyna. (-:
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Either way you look at it, they're still low-rent. :D
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Why on earth would someone WANT to be a Kartrashian?
Xxyxz.. No lie,, Where is all you foolios.. I want Clarisse & LCT.. I have some bones to pick w/ you!! Well, not really bones, but maybe some butts to pick..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Amanda
she looks wonky to me
Off Topic where is everybody?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were robbed!
jim rants like a young lolo before she discovered the bong-a-long-a-ding-dongy!
Lets play doctor!
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Ha ha ha!! A guy is pretending to be KardASSian? Funniest thing ever.
Atleast her eyebrows are like Kim's. Caterpillars.
I would rather hang out with the fake kim , at least she has a job and has some kind of talent!! Who the fuck pays to see either of these bitches or any fucking celebrity. When i go to the bar i just want my beers served quick and NO AMY WHINEHOUSE MUSIC!!
LMAO Mrs.K. yeah, I guess if a creepy dude buys one, it better be 'tight'.. Or there'd be a refund due..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by The C word on May 28, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Chyna could be the low-rent Khloe.
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And here I thought Khloe was the low-rent Chyna. (-:
Who is behind her?
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We were robbed!
She looks like a brokedown version of Kim.
LMAO that she thinks she's even close to looking like Kim. BWHAHAHAAHAH.
Bitch plz.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 28, 2008 - 11:49am.
I thought that when they were bathing her, that she would fill up w/ water.. My hub just thought that was dumb of me.. but wouldn't she??
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Well, with the amount of money you pay for those things they outta be water-tight...not that I would know anything about it...
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Polaroids on the mantel will be next.
Actually she looks more like a low-rent Vanessa Bryant (Kobe's wifey).
look at "it's" skin- white face dark body. he/she needs to get darker make up!
save a heart, break a penis.
Doesn't look like her at all. I think she looks armenian
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We were robbed!