Wednesday, May 28th 2008
This Isn't Kim Kardashian
The sad whore above is going around to clubs pretending to be Kim Kardashian. Wait, that might be me in my Halloween costume from a couple of years ago. I dressed as a tranny hooker Princess Jasmine.
Anyway, Kim blogged on her site about some dude in Houston who is selling tickets to events supposedly hosted by her. The dude takes fake Kim to the club and is trying to pass her off as the real deal. Low-rent Kim just sits in the corner and doesn't talk to anyone.
Beware of low-rent Kim! Wait, both of them are pretty low-rent. I mean, beware of fake Kim! The only way to tell if it's the real Kim is to piss on her. If she runs away, you know she's not the real thing!
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Kim who? Another desperate publicity stunt of Kardashians.
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By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
Just look at the butt to see if its the real deal,no copying that!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
haha! turn this frog around so i can see if she has a big ass like kk...it's the only way to tell if she's the real deal...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
I just love how her make-up is about 5 shades lighter than her neck, chest & shoulders. Now all she needs are some sharpie eyebrows & her "look" will be complete...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Pfft. She pretends to be a Kardashian as if it was a GOOD thing...
hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site www.sugarmingle.com last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site!
If she has talent and is interesting, you know it's not the real her.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
that fake kim is a total chola. there are lots of cholas in houston. lots.
She does look like that girl from top model
she looks like the girl from americas next top model
*Smile Bitches*
I'm concerned about her caveman-sized forehead.
Trader Joe's is in the suburbs. Me be a city girl.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 28, 2008 - 9:38pm.
Oooops, sorry DAE. You live on the other side of the pond, correct?
Well, we don't have Marks and Spencer and you don't have Trader Joe's.
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Yep!
Haha be glad you dont have a Marks and Spencer is all I can say.
~*~"Sleep."
Mark Feehily on what he does when he's not performing
"Mark's the best at that. He could sleep on a nail."
- Bryan on Mark's favourite pastime... ~*~
Oooops, sorry DAE. You live on the other side of the pond, correct?
Well, we don't have Marks and Spencer and you don't have Trader Joe's.
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Comedy 101 - GET YOUR OWN SHTICK! NO RAINBOW SUSPENDERS!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 28, 2008 - 9:14pm.
Stoney, DAE, Missy--
Talk about yer antioxidants, ladies...Trader Joe's has a blueberry, pomegranate, cranberry juice. Add vodka, Cointreau, and fresh lime juice
YUMMY!!!
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Trader who?
~*~"Sleep."
Mark Feehily on what he does when he's not performing
"Mark's the best at that. He could sleep on a nail."
- Bryan on Mark's favourite pastime... ~*~
I miss Trader Joe's. *deep sigh*
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Stoney, DAE, Missy--
Talk about yer antioxidants, ladies...Trader Joe's has a blueberry, pomegranate, cranberry juice. Add vodka, Cointreau, and fresh lime juice
YUMMY!!!
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Comedy 101 - GET YOUR OWN SHTICK! NO RAINBOW SUSPENDERS!
Nastay Armenian-Persian-Bollyweird Tranny Hooker with inflated lips
Submitted by missy on May 28, 2008 - 8:47pm.
ive been drinking a lot of blueberry juice and vodka cocktails.. yum! plus it totally rationalizes the drinking with the blueberry juice being all healthy and shit :)
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*nods knowling* exactly! Stony pay attenton ta missy! She be doing it right! ;0)
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Submitted by Stoney on May 28, 2008 - 8:55pm.
Wait. Since when is cranberry juice gross? I musta missed that shit.
*throws away ability to think for self, switches to blueberry*
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It's always been gross, where have you been?! lol
*gleefully* it's all going to plan *laughs evilly*
~*~"I have to peeeee!!!" Xtina to Linda Perry~*~
monkeyPox
Hey slut!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were robbed!
Wait. Since when is cranberry juice gross? I musta missed that shit.
*throws away ability to think for self, switches to blueberry*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
I hope that party was for blind people, I can't imagine anyone else believing this girl is Kim K!
Submitted by LoLo on May 28, 2008 - 3:50pm.
C WORD!
That is PR speak for
"George has simply grown tired of banging this particular pussy head."
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LOL!
She's past her 'best before' date.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
xxzy, I did go back and read the Angelina post, and I hear you....no worries.
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"I milked the cow....it took a while to get her going, but here ya go!
We don't have cow- we have a bull...."
- Kingpin
C WORD!
That is PR speak for
"George has simply grown tired of banging this particular pussy head."
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_Submitted by oklahoma on May 28, 2008 - 3:45pm.
Submitted by LoLo on May 28, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Oh shit it just clicked
I will admitt in the afternoons i get baked and that was so on my Instant message convo.
not even d-listed related.
*bends over so i can get a foot in my ass*
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Submitted by The C word on May 28, 2008 - 11:46am.
Juicy! Thanks for the link
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We were robbed!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 28, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by Stoney on May 28, 2008 - 8:36pm.
Stony you need cranberry juice, it's gross. Wjat you need is some nice apple or blueberry juice! *nods* mommy knows best!
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ive been drinking a lot of blueberry juice and vodka cocktails.. yum! plus it totally rationalizes the drinking with the blueberry juice being all healthy and shit :)
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
*snickers*
*runs around in panties*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Hi all:
InTouch Weekly http://intouchweekly.hollywood.com/
George Clooney has broken up with Sarah Larson after nearly a year of dating. According to a friend of Sarah's, the Leatherheads star recently moved out of his LA home while the 29-year-old former Las Vegas cocktail waitress removed her belongings. "George is relieved to be single again," says an insider. "He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her." As In Touch previously reported, George, 47, and Sarah struggled to make their relationship work because of their different backgrounds. "The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down," explains the insider. George’s rep told In Touch: “I can only confirm that we have never commented on George's personal life.”
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Submitted by LoLo on May 28, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Oh shit it just clicked
hang on ill brb!
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Something here just clicked too, but it was my gun, b/c of a bill collector calling.. Is that what you were doing??
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 28, 2008 - 11:28am.
Hi guys....I'd change my avie and siggie if it would help, but this Fucktard has a serious hard-on for me....so what's the point?
Lolo, xxyz, and everyone else......back to LA...I don't want you to think I am defending LA, I am defending the Peace......BIG difference. GAHHHH! As you can see, I am sick of this shit.....fighting sucks.
As for Love Angelina...I'm not trying to start shit. I don't know if you read what I wrote earlier...I just don't like what her intentions were coming in here. I haven't really seen her since she has been banned
As for you troll... I don't think you should change anything...Fuck it. Just ignore this bitch and keep being yourself. Everybody here love you!
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We were robbed!
OOOOOH! C word? Where did you read that?
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"I milked the cow....it took a while to get her going, but here ya go!
We don't have cow- we have a bull...."
- Kingpin
PSL - If the troll has to copy and paste your posts, It's clearly running out of steam. Hopfully it'll get run over by a truck soon.
~*~"I have to peeeee!!!" Xtina to Linda Perry~*~
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Karma is going to get you Troll....by the looks of your life, it already has.
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"I milked the cow....it took a while to get her going, but here ya go!
We don't have cow- we have a bull...."
- Kingpin
Guys just ignore that fucking troll. Let's just contact the APSCA about her and have her cats taken away. And let's email Tom about her cyber-stalking.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
She looks like Paris Hiltons crappy look alike, only with dark hair and puffy lips. The nose and the jawline are the same
http://www.spock.com/i/7t1l34EJQ/Natalie-Reid.jpg
(work safe)
*Life's Short And Hard Like A Body Building Elf*
Completely Off Topic:
Sarah Larson is in the process of moving out of Clooney Manor since George kicked her ass out.
OnT: pfft...does it really matter?
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Islandgirl.. Yeah, I just figured that Real Girl doll would have a 'hole' and when they gave it a bath, it would fill up like one of those dolls that pee that you get when you're a kid.. IDK.. I think I look way too much into it too. *giggles* Damn I wish this office phone would stop ringing. Payments, claims, payments, claims.. *locks door*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Stoney on May 28, 2008 - 8:36pm.
Stony you need cranberry juice, it's gross. Wjat you need is some nice apple or blueberry juice! *nods* mommy knows best!
If you cleaned your room, you'd be able to find your bong! messy!!
~*~"I have to peeeee!!!" Xtina to Linda Perry~*~
lol silly wabbit...tricks are for kids
Submitted by parissuckliteraly on May 28, 2008 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 28, 2008 - 3:26pm.
i thought you had me banned good luck with that cristina said she wants her life back lovescristina
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Erm...you keep having to make different versions of yout troll username, doesnt that tell you something? No wait, your a troll you dont understand anything do you?
Who's Cristina? I don't know anybody with that name.
~*~"I have to peeeee!!!" Xtina to Linda Perry~*~
Submitted by parissuckliteraly on May 28, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Well that was certainly creative...for a retard.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
*throws tantrum*
DAE, I have to have the cranberry juice! It makes me feel like I'm counteracting the drinking by using a healthy mixer!!! Fuckin' a, don't make me cut a bitch!
*searches for bong*
ONT: Whoever said that big black cock in the mouth comment about Kim had me rolling! LOL!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yeah psl, only change it if you want to.. we can tell whos who
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by oklahoma on May 28, 2008 - 2:49pm.
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Hey, Okie... sorry, just read your post. Aren't those Real Dolls solid rubber? I can't see how they would fill up, except for in their no-no bits, ifyouknowwhatImean. And I'm giving way too much thought to this. :)
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Stoney on May 28, 2008 - 8:28pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 28, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Cool, I dried out yesterday, so I could use it.
*searches for cranberry juice*
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*kicks cranberry juice out of sight* *looks innocent* How how about some nice Pineapple instead?
~*~"I have to peeeee!!!" Xtina to Linda Perry~*~
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 28, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Do NOT give up your identity for this seeping anal drip on the ass of mankind. Seriously, we can distinguish.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Oh shit it just clicked
hang on ill brb!
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