Wednesday, May 28th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Mimi throws like a ho - Hollywood Tuna
ScarJo is naked. In theory - Egotastic!
Your very own pet Paul Rudd - Towleroad
Jessica Biel looks like death - IDLYITW
Hilary Duff's obvious boob job - Cityrag
Usher whines about his fake marriage - A Socialite's Life
Jenna Jameson is looking better? - Hollywood Rag
The Baldwin brothers are drunk (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Clive and Julia's Roman holiday - Popsugar
David Cook is dating Kimberly Caldwell, but he looks better with David Archuleta - Just Jared
Thanks to that hot bitch Chelsea Handler for mentioning Dlisted on her show this past Monday night.
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E! should receive my eternal wrath for giving Ryan Shitcrest so much power within their network.. I mean fuck.. He took over that network with E! News, the red carpet gig, not to mention all his retarded reality shows - "Keeping up with the KardASShians, Denise Richards show, Dina "Orange Oprah" Lohan's show.
There only saving graces are JOEL McHALE and CHELSEA HANDLER!
OK here is one of the funniest Chelsea clips. 75% nsfw.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKtIi1OzUpo
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Oh my god....Chelsea Handler?! You hot bitch, are you in here?! Say hi to Chewie!!!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Thanks to that hot bitch Chelsea Handler for mentioning Dlisted on her show this past Monday night.
Nooooooooo shit! Chelsea mentioned Dlisted! I love Chelsea Handler.. I always forget to watch her show, but that bitch is funny as sheot.
She mentioned Dlisted!!!!! MK is famous!
Someone quick, post a video link to the Chelsea Handler thing.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
In other news, Ashlee Simpson took her dippy husband's last name and will hyphenate it professionally. Kill me.
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
Chelsea just said that D-listed was reporting something.
then nothing else except for a mom jeans joke about Michael Lohan's girlfriend that was taken directly from the comments section.
Told you bitches you were all funny
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Looks like a breaking ball.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
I need a youtube clip!
I wanna see! what did she say?
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We were robbed!
I had no clue Mimi was suffering from noassatall.
It looks like a serious case of it too.
No Ass At ALL.
All thighs and crazy in them there shorts!
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What did Chelsea say about dlisted?
Congrats MK on the shout-out on that funny bitches show!!!
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"I don't understand why do I stress a man, when there's so many better things at hand"-Amy Winehouse
Oh my Gooooooood Paul Rudd I am so going to need alone time.
Mimi throws like a ho and looks like a GD idiot. Wtf is going on with her lately????
WOW.. J.B does look bad!
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We were robbed!
Jenna looks better than what? A burlap sack with kindling in it and a set of wax lips glued to the outside?
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
I don't know if Jenna J is looking better, but I do know that she shouldn't wink for the camera. Jesus.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Ahahhaaaahahaha!
I am downloading that Paul Rudd screensaver. And I don't even work in an office.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.