Afternoon Crumbs

MiMi looks so hookerish!

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shet Up!

if perez hilton's site had been mentioned anywhere, he would have made it an entirely seperate article.

he probably still does. i haven't been to his site in months.

love ya, michael k.

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Saw the shout out on Chelsea. Too cool.

You're right. If that had happened to Perez he would have dedicated an entire thread about it - after all, it's all about Perez.

He'll probably start drawing gross things on pictures of Chelsea now. He's such a bitch.

http://www.intimatemingle.com

they are hot members of ### I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m ~~~~~with their special photos ,where handsome,WHITE and BLACK men can find pretty and sexual women

Yes Jenna is looking like her old self again!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

congrats to mk for chelsea's shout out of dlisted...you're in the bigtime now!

biel is living up to what i've already known...she's not cute...

jenna jameson looks like burnt toast...

i'm not interested in clicking on anything else in the crumbs...

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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok

I'm with Bunny Rabbit. It's probably just cutlets. If she has implants, they're really natural-looking.

if perez hilton's site had been mentioned anywhere, he would have made it an entirely seperate article.

he probably still does. i haven't been to his site in months.

love ya, michael k.

I love, love, love David Cook, but the comment someone made on that Just Jared link was priceless:

David Cook looks like Thomas Beatie, a former woman the pregnant man! hahaha
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-03/31/xinsrc_40203052813370463170...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/20/pregnant-man-mows-lawn-ph_n_102...

Sheeps, I forgot to mention earlier that I love your AVI....LOL
That sheep is "making bacon"

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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MK, you hot bitch!!! Chelsea Handler is hilarious. I love to watch her bust mercilessly on celebs and Gaycrest, almost as much as I love to watch you do it. Nah, scratch that. She's no Michael K. ;)

I doubt Duff has gotten new boobs. She's definitely put on a few pounds, but I think she's also has a good bra, complete with chicken cutlets. That's honestly the secret of many of these small-boobed ladies (I'm looking at you Gwen Stefani and Paris Hilton). If they're fluctuating and it's seems hard to tell, chances are they're cutlets...they're everywhere now. Even those Victoria's Secrets models wear them in their shoots and public appearances.

Nobody even noticed ScarJo until they found out she had big boobs.

No, Jenna's not looking better

Jessica Biel is average looking. Lots and lots of makeup can work wonders for anyone, even my fug ass.

I guess Usher had to fire his PR people, why else would have had to say that shit on TRL?

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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 28, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by Ella on May 28, 2008 - 12:03pm.
Usher's marriage is a joke, we know it and he knows it.
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And he knows that we know that he knows it.

hahaha that was too funny. Very clever.

~*Head Bitch*~

Ever since Biel got her lips bloated/done, she's looked like shit. I'm sure the place where she got it done probably convinced her to get other crap done too. Guess it's just not enough for her to have a shelf ass and decent tits.

Ever since Biel got her lips bloated/done, she's looked like shit. I'm sure the place where she got it done probably convinced her to get other crap done too. Guess it's just not enough for her to have a shelf ass and decent tits.

Submitted by Ella on May 28, 2008 - 12:03pm.
Usher's marriage is a joke, we know it and he knows it.
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And he knows that we know that he knows it.

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Comedy 101 - GET YOUR OWN SHTICK! NO RAINBOW SUSPENDERS!

Well, maybe Biel really is pregnant and that's why she looks like shit. I felt really crappy when I was newly pregnant too.
Besides, how great would it be to watch Britney unravel when she finds out?

Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on May 28, 2008 - 1:11pm.

Hey slut! Long time no see!

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

Jessica Biel peaked at 20.
Mimi looks like an idiot, as usual.

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We don't have cow- we have a bull...."
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Cut the crap Mariah and start dressing like a woman of 38 and not an 18 yr. old truck stop hooker.

She looks sexy and pretty. I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity datting site **LovingRich.com** last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

i love chelsea handler! i watch her ass every night! i noticed a while back that she refers to the DL quit often. she uses terms and names for poeple that no one else uses. and she has great cans. i thought I'd mention that because I know what a "big cans" lover you are, MK

Submitted by xxyxz on May 28, 2008 - 7:31pm.

Hey xxyxz!!!

~*~"I have to peeeee!!!" Xtina to Linda Perry~*~

Sorry, I don't see any improvement in Jenna Jameson's appearance.

J Biel looks ~special~.

Who knew horses could get breast implants? hmm.

I think Paul Rudd and Clive Owen are yummy.

If Justin is crazy in love with Jessica Biel, then I guess he likes 'em butch.

Mariah lost too much weight in the ass department.

I'm sorry, people still gave a damn about American Idol stars? It's so last week.

Usher's marriage is a joke, we know it and he knows it.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on May 28, 2008 - 1:48pm.
DAMN, what happened to Jessica Biel? I usually think she's attractive, albeit a tad masculine, but she has been looking ROUGH since she's been with JT!
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Vag juices are the fountain of youth. Just look at Cynthia Nixon and Rojo Caliente. Perfect complexions! Now, Jessica needs to realize that - granted, Justin Timberlake has a vagina,- she still needs the real thing for full effect. LiLo could benefit from that, too bad she's also bumping uglies with her tanning bed.
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I dont think Duff got a boob job. She's gained a little weight and is most likely wearing a padded push up bra.

DAMN, what happened to Jessica Biel? I usually think she's attractive, albeit a tad masculine, but she has been looking ROUGH since she's been with JT!

I have always wanted to be a major league pitcher (or in the NHL), however, I too, unfortunately throw like a ho.
Which Pudge loves to remind me of.

Like, in the middle of watching a movie he'll pause it and say "Ya know what HunnyBunny? You throw like a ho."
True story.

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Polaroids on the mantel will be next.

DeeDee
same old shiz... I'm about to start cleaning

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We were robbed!

Usher needs to STFU and go back home to his man-wife.

~*Head Bitch*~

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 28, 2008 - 2:33pm.
I agree...and I think she has gained weight in the last year...'memba, she was real skinny for a while?
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Yeah, she was pretty raunchy for awhile there...she had those horse teeth veneers that she THANKFULLY got filed down or removed. A celebrity who actually realized that she looked ridiculous and changed for the better - amazing!

Hi xxyxz! What are you up to this afternoon?

I wouldn't expect a ho to throw like a major leaguer.

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Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 28, 2008 - 11:31am.
I don't think Hilary Duff got her boobs done...Bras can do some amazing things these days and besides...they don't even look like implants would.
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I agree...and I think she has gained weight in the last year...'memba, she was real skinny for a while?
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Polaroids on the mantel will be next.

Mimi throws like a ho -
Has she EVER wore a normal outfit?

ScarJo is naked. In theory -
Damn that makes me hot!

Jessica Biel looks like death -
I don't believe JT is still exclusive with this SHE-MALE

Hilary Duff's obvious boob job -
Obviously.......

Jenna Jameson is looking better? -
She actually has gotten 90% of her hotness back. For the last 10% drop that blockhead of a boyfriend.

Thanks to that hot bitch Chelsea Handler for mentioning Dlisted on her show this past Monday night.

MK congratulations!!!-You have the #1 coolest celebrity blog site on the web and 99% of the posters here are awesome. The other 1% scumbags probably came from PH's site! LOL

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Hey DeeDee and DAE

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were robbed!

I don't think Hilary Duff got her boobs done...Bras can do some amazing things these days and besides...they don't even look like implants would.

Hooray for MK!!!

Mmmmm, Clive is sexay.

Jessica Biel looks beat, but the chick to her right looks worse. Try sunscreen next time.

Just because Jenna lacquered herself up doesn't mean she looks better.

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Congrats on the shout out MK!!!!!!

~*~"I have to peeeee!!!" Xtina to Linda Perry~*~

Mariah Carey OMFG Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Sing along...
There she is Miss (America) Down's Syndrome face.

Mariah Carey has the ugliest smile on earth. She has that Down's Syndrome look about her that just gives me the creeps. If anyone needs to go under the knife it is her, she is so fucking ugly.

Submitted by LondonMami on May 28, 2008 - 1:21pm.
I thought she was talking about this site MK but then I tried to find your post and didn't see it b/c I was going to email you.

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whatd she say about dlisted??

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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Thanks to that hot bitch Chelsea Handler for mentioning Dlisted on her show this past Monday night.

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no way!! MK that ROCKS!! YEEAAAA!!!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Hey BCAW!

Long time no 'see'!

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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

I thought she was talking about this site MK but then I tried to find your post and didn't see it b/c I was going to email you.

Hey Britney's Cheap! Your stool is waiting for you!

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Let me dirty up your mind.

No where in the Bible does it say "Honor your wife". Spencer should quote a book that he has actually read ... perhaps "one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish..."

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Zoomay thanks for the clipage that was fuunay!

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Hey Stoney, Isprained, Lory, you hot bitchez!!

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