Thursday, May 29th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 28th!
Winner of the Ironman Tweakathlon. - The C Word
Runners-up:
Trompe-l'oeil was all the rage at this year's Tour de France. - Markus
Four and twenty black birds baked in a pie
six and thirty nipples grew on this guy - your blood is lovely
Thanks Al
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Finally, someone who fucked up their spray on tan worse than Lindsay Lohan.
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
Livewrong
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Uh Oh, looks like someone made it out of Tommy Girl's Zenu dungeon.
And here I felt sorry for Lance cuz he only has one ball.....
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Who do I have to blow to get some photoshop help here?
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
That is the UGLIEST shirt I've seen in my entire life!
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
I do NOT want to see the rest of the "shrinkage" that suit has caused.
Looks like someone didn't pay attention to the CARE label on their man. He is OBVIOUSLY dry-clean only.
Submitted by chefcammi on May 28, 2008 - 10:37am.
OT/OFFT:
apples and oranges.
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Polaroids on the mantel will be next.
No one can claim he used Steroids.
Mav Out...
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Does my dick make my body look puny?
Dita Von Teese is SOOOOO jealous of that corpse-white skin!
"Unholy Moley"
Mav Out...
http://maverick2464.blogspot.com
"Do these shorts make me look pale?"
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
OT/OFFT:
Female models wear and sell some of the most expensive clothes by the most sought after designers and if a rib so much as pokes out, people scream anorexia and promotion of bad body images for young girls- but yet a manorexic looking guy is ok?
I know he probably cant have a lot of body mass for what he does but neither can models, really.
OK- BACK TO POKING FUN AT HIM!
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"We'll dance in the garden in torn sheets in the rain"
Don't know much about cyclists, but I think we can rest assured that molting and mating seasons do not happen at the same time.
ewwww.
my eyes were just burned by the glare.
I actually heaved when I saw this picture.
Those Tour de France bitches climb Alpe d'Huez, the toughest of all the climbs in the Tour, at an average speed over 12 mph—that's the speed a casual tourist rider travels on level ground and is a five-minute mile for a comparison with running.
So it behooves them to, ya know, not have a lot of body mass.
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Polaroids on the mantel will be next.
I told you that Lance Armstrog and Mary Kate Olsen had a love child being raised in Texas.
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Seeing that it worked to keep Britney in the news, Callista Flockheart shaves her head and flashes her boobs for the paparazzi.
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Desperate to save Neverland, Michael Jackson turns to professional sports to make money.
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10 more kms till i get the preccciiioooouuussssssss yellow jersey!
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
I don't have a caption...saw this pic on another website...someone said its powder - something they use for racing. like swimmers use those unitard swimsuits for speed (i want one, but they're like a million dollars).
Clorox rolls out it's own line for UnderArmour.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
WTF?? When did I get that 4th nipple??
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There's one alien who SHOULD be illegal.
Whats he got in his water bottle? Formaldehyde?
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
I could have gone my entire life not knowing that THIS was what Wino was hiding in that bee-hive!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Sequel-'Dead Man Cycling'
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
Christ on the Cross, COVER THAT SHIT UP.
Amen.
Just look at what being married to Posh has done to Beckham.
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You played dead
But you never bled
Instead you lay still in the grass
All coiled up and hissin
I'm too sexy for my shirt.....
-Oh Hell No Said Fred
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Introducing "iLight", Apple's new line of nightlights.
tour de freaks
Hahaha, just noticed on the right theres an ad for The Mole!
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
Sometimes being Michael Jackson's torso donor takes it's toll on your life.
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"We'll dance in the garden in torn sheets in the rain"
Beckham is a tweaker?
Who knew Mr Burns entered the 1927 Tour De France.
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
Holy crap....I think i just puked in my mouth a little bit.
This guy gives white new meaning. Sick.
I knew that Kate Hudson would suck the life out of Lance Armstrong, but damn that was fast!
Winner of the Tour De WHAT THE FUCK?
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
I carved a torso out of cookies and cream ice cream and decided to model it today!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Who knew Michael would stoop THAT low?
Hey Matthew McConaghey! Check out this shit!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.