Thursday, May 29th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 28th!
Winner of the Ironman Tweakathlon. - The C Word
Runners-up:
Trompe-l'oeil was all the rage at this year's Tour de France. - Markus
Four and twenty black birds baked in a pie
six and thirty nipples grew on this guy - your blood is lovely
Thanks Al
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Does this suit make me look like Beckham?
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
What the smurfs' never wanted you to see.
"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"
Why, I remember that photo! It's the day Mr. Hodges stole Mabel's heart!
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
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ASK MABEL!!!
Sadly, Bob realized that even stuffing an extra sock in today wasn't enough to blind the photogs.
Suddenly, Becks sees a reflection of himself and realizes how his friendship with Tommygirl has sucked the life right out of him...
Hi Vinyl Villager.....I love Big Business.
Isn't it one of the best movies ever?
"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"
And on health watch tonight, doctors find a man who is diagnosed with skin cancer on the part of his body that has never been exposed to sunlight...has science been wrong all along about tanning?
Dude.....Does this suit make me look pale?
Dear Owen,
You may have lost me, but at least you look better topless.
Love,
Kate
Woody Harrelson, 40 days later!
Just wait 'til you see how white my ass is.
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That's gross. Eww.
The Blue Men, wanting to appeal more to the "shirtless ambiguously gay OCD tooth brushing" and "superrich trollish homeless-looking" genres, start dressing like Lance Armstrong for gigs.
Turkey is well stuffed but looks a little underdone...HAPPY TURKEY DAY
Looks like another bicylist with swollen ball cancer.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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After his tan peeled away, the world (and Jennifer Lopez) was shocked to learn that Marc Anthony was never anything more than a skinny white guy.
Yes, I'll take that black & white cookie...hold the nuts.
Poor Blue Men had to start working undercover for the DEA just to make ends meet.
Just goes to show, no matter your skin color, every guy gets blue balls
The real reason Kate loves Lance, TANLINES!!!
The most akward time to run into a homeless person is on the way to the Coinstar
I bet this is what Tom Cruise looks like when you take off the Xenu suit. Will Smith, beware.
I'm not kidding. Bitch has melanoma.
Bitch better get his lily-white ass to a dermatologist.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by madam s. on May 28, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Don't know much about cyclists, but I think we can rest assured that molting and mating seasons do not happen at the same time.
(in moviefone voice)If you liked the films American Flyers and Powder, you are going to looove Powder II: Alien Flyer.
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You played dead
But you never bled
Instead you lay still in the grass
All coiled up and hissin
Dear Heidi Montag,
No matter what anyone says, you are beautiful. Thank you for the once in a lifetime opportunity to see you "out of drag". The hair, tan, fake boobs and fake nose are certainly not needed.
Your biggest fan,
Lindsey Lohan
xoxo
Submitted by celticwz on May 28, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Woody Harrelson after 40 days of not eating
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You beat me to the punch! Sorry, didn't see your comment...
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"
OMG Rod I thought I was the only one who quoted Big Business.
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Lance Armstrong's lame attempt to divert the attention from his camel toe.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Man, that's some sunburn. I hope he doesn't keep peeling downward...
anyone want to play "connect the dots"?
Winner of the Ironman Tweakathlon.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
This looks like Lance Armstrong if he DIDN'T cure his cancer.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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I thought you said Woody Harrelson was just STARTING his 40 day fast.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Something tells me that MichaelK would still 'hit it' or at least 'let him stick the tip in'.
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You played dead
But you never bled
Instead you lay still in the grass
All coiled up and hissin
And you're wondering why you have a sudden unexplainable craving for Neopolitan ice cream.
Ugh, it's like a negative planetarium.
He's only doing it so you don't notice the sock in his pants.
Michael Jackson's 'body cream' tester
Woody Harrelson after 40 days of not eating
If you look closely you can see Orion.
"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"
My extra nipples come in handy to feed my teammates. I just attach the nozzles and they suck right out of me. Of course I get a little depleted by the end of the race, but it's worth it when they lovingly call me "Daddy".
Not a caption: KnobGoblin - your avie just had me laughing hysterically for a full 5 minutes, I have tears. Is that you???? LOL
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
Looks like a yogurt with nuts bar.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Join the dots, win $100.
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
Holy Moley!!
"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"
The Nazis eugenics program went horribly wrong.
What a waste of money-Take your T-Shirt off in the tanning booth!!
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
Tour de Freak
Wow, where can I get a shirt with sores?