Thursday, May 29th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 28th!
Winner of the Ironman Tweakathlon. - The C Word
Runners-up:
Trompe-l'oeil was all the rage at this year's Tour de France. - Markus
Four and twenty black birds baked in a pie
six and thirty nipples grew on this guy - your blood is lovely
Thanks Al
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Oh look! It's Michael Jackson after one of those supposed non-existent bleaching sessions
I've heard of a third nipple, even a fourth nipple, but WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
finally the center of attention and feeling dead sexy mark slooowy peeled of his shirt to reveal his toned athletic torso--what?
Wait! I thought he LOST the polka dot jersey this leg?!
Does that cheese come with wine and crackers?
Michael Jackson called. He wants his torso back.
Trompe-l'oeil was all the rage at this year's Tour de France.
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Not a caption, just what I feel.
once again:
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 28, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by Hanoi-Jo on May 28, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Yeah, like, that's not Lance Armstrong, that's Michael Rasmussen. They look nothing alike, I dunno what 130 people have been collectively smoking.
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they are JOKING. Try getting a sense of humor....
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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.
this is mickael rasmussen from rabobank who won polka dot jersey at tour de france!
armstrong was in discovery channel/us postal.
Following a double-arm test plunge, an intrepid albino hoping for permanent relief from his ghostly pallor strips off in preparation for full immersion in the thick reservoir of distilled and fermented fake tan lotion deposited within Lindsay Lohan's distended, cavernous coochie.
When someone told me Jakey powders Lance before every big race, I didn't think they meant it literally!
Submitted by Hanoi-Jo on May 28, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Yeah, like, that's not Lance Armstrong, that's Michael Rasmussen. They look nothing alike, I dunno what 130 people have been collectively smoking.
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they are JOKING. Try getting a sense of humor....
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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.
Yeah, like, that's not Lance Armstrong, that's Michael Rasmussen. They look nothing alike, I dunno what 130 people have been collectively smoking.
OMG, Brit, Brit, shaved off more than her hair!
Lance shows off Kate's fang marks.
I keep telling you Lance Armstrong does not use performance enhancing drugs, pictures do not lie....
Lance is eager to make Kate play his favourite game "connect the liver spots" once again.
For years Gary insisted that he was part clown and, in fact, Bozo's love child. Today he was going to prove it once and for all.
Is this a new glow in the dark connect the dots game?
Now that spray tans are "out," KFed has started a new trend-- the spray on t-shirt. Unfortunately, it doesn't look as hot as the spray on wife beater.
Fuck I always wondered what Powder would look like if they let him out of that damn basement for long enough. Now I know. He looks just like the Bluebell Vanilla-chocolate cow ice cream
"Yeah right, SPF 45 my A$$!!"
Wanted: Skin. Got extra nipples to trade.
The man of many nipples
LANCE ARM~WRONG!
"For the love of Xenu, there is NO asbestos on the Freewinds! See?? Errrmmm... ewwwww."
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
Submitted by circularpolitics on May 28, 2008 - 2:44pm.
So this is what the body of a world class athlete looks like? I'll stick to my Ho-Ho's, thank you very much!
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hahahaha!
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First, it was Superman, later, Batman and Robin. Now, Cancerman! Goes to show you how not even superheros are safe from the paps.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Finally, Mr. Burns allows the world to see what only Smithers has seen before.
-girliebird
Skin only Michael Jackson would envy.
So this is what the body of a world class athlete looks like? I'll stick to my Ho-Ho's, thank you very much!
the skinning salamander... ewwww
Lol, sorry Cadet, you beat me to the punch!
Tour de Farmer Tan
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That's My sideboob!
No one would believe that John took a bike tour through Transylvania and got attacked by tiny vampires... until he took off his shirt
(dun dunn DUNNNNN!!!!)
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
I always wondered what those Brits meant by Spotted Dick!
It's a Manana!
I really hope he doesn't have a can of spotted dick in his pants.
Okay! Okay! The carpet matches the drapes! Please, I believe you!!!
Becks models Posh's new t-shirt line, "Malignantly Beckham"
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
Lance Armstrong leaves the auditions for the new Incredible Hulk movie wondering why they would cast Ed Norton over him.
Four and twenty black birds baked in a pie
six and thirty nipples grew on this guy
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
He is cool. But I am very curious. Why did he post his profile on a celebrities and wealthy website named
"LovingRich.com". What is he looking for there?
What do you get when you cross Powder and Paris Hilton?
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
Not a Proactiv success story.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Stop peeling off the suit, please... PLEASE! STOP!
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yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk thats gross
The newest Harry Potter Oreo flavour: Beef Jerkey and Pock Skin.