Thursday, May 29th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 28th!
Winner of the Ironman Tweakathlon. - The C Word
Runners-up:
Trompe-l'oeil was all the rage at this year's Tour de France. - Markus
Four and twenty black birds baked in a pie
six and thirty nipples grew on this guy - your blood is lovely
Thanks Al
Crying LAUGHINGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shet Up!
I thought he was Brangelina's mixed-race child.
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A video movie could improve your life.
Congrats to The C Word, Markus and your blood!!! :)
Oh, and Eeeeew.
What is this? I don't get it and it is entirely disgusting. I think I will be highly disturbed by this for the rest of my life.
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Sweet Jeebus, dude's torso reminds me of creepy E.T. lying dying (HA!) in a ditch.
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OK, that totally made me LOL!
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
Sweet Jeebus, dude's torso reminds me of creepy E.T. lying dying (HA!) in a ditch.
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So I guess you want me to paint your chair?
Congrats to all the weiners!
*madam s.: You should have placed!
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
YAY I am finally back in the running with my cheesiest caption EVER!
Congrats Markus, and C word you just keep stomping all the competition huh!!
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
Congratulations to all!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Thanks DeeDee!
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Congrats to Markus and your blood is lovely!
Thanks MK!
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Congratulations C Word!
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
With a nose job, some hair extensions, huge implants and a good make-up artist, this could be Hollywood's next "it" girl!
I'm just a bit curious. The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profiles were found on the famous 30+ 40+ rich women seeking affairs site www.JSeniorMatch.com last week and he was seeking his mature baby there now!
While adjusting her diaper straps, Amy Winehouse discovers the dreaded impetigo has spread to other parts of her body.
oops, the bread's gone moldy.
Good lord, I did NOT need to see that!
Wentworth Miller's Prison Break tattoo doesn't quite have the same je ne sais quoi as it used to.
i've heard of a 3rd nipple, but a 24th nipple?
(sexy)
I just fucking threw up on my keyboard!
First Owen Wilsons suicide attempt now this. Kate doesnt know when to stop does she?
Montgomery Burns wins the Springfield Triathalon
D*mn! I knew I should've gotten a medium!LakeshaJay!
LakeshaJay!
Here I come to fade awaaaaaaay!
Species: Spotted Albino Olympian (olympianus brownspotsalloverim whiterthanwhite)
alright, when I first saw this pic, I thought he was peeling his skin off. His shirt is the same white color as his skin. This pic is disturbing to me.
Kate Hudson's future rebound.
"Michael Jackson has nothing on me!!"
Not a caption, but this does look like Kaposi's sarcoma. I'm not a medical expert, mind you, but it does.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
S.P.F. lives up to his name.
July 2034... Lance Armstrong's reps finally confirm he is the babydaddy to Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's son after Timothy Lohan Ronson wins his 8th straight Tour d' France.
And then Lindsay threw a Brit head and showed us why Sammy-boy wants to be carnal with her.
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rejoy!
Welcome to the World of AIDs.
Johnson and Johnson unveiled their new full body band-aid.
C3PO was thrilled when his wish to be turned human finally came true. It just wasn't as thorough as he had hoped.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Lance Armstrong doesn't know when to say when
He needs Kat Von D to connect the dots for him.
Hans's skin cancer has spread to his, um, his, um. Nevermind.
Maybe white men can't jump but they can bike.
Edgar Winter shaves his head and takes up bicycle racing.
When this happens to farmers, you just KNOW it's time to buy organic.
Well dip me in glue and roll me in raisins!
Your exclusive first look at Lindsay Lohan's leggings for arms fashion shoot.
"Like can some people...have you ever seen Back
to the Future? Is that possible? To time, tra, travel, speed? Yes it is, Kevin."
what a joke! someone just PSed his pictures to hot ones and then uploaded to the famous rich men seeking affairs club www.Sugarmingle.com .. you know it is a rich men seeking sugar babies site.. so he is said to seek an extramarital relationship there! lol
Right after Lance Armstrong started dating Kate Hudson, he started morphing in to Sean Patrick Flanery in "Powder".
www.myspace.com/raul_rules
Lance Armstrong taking off his Uniballer costume.
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no matter how white Michael Jackson becomes, he knows it's best to be Black in the area where it TRULY matters....
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yeah, I said it! what?
Bubba decided to take his skills he learned on the farm to the wrestling mat.
If you connect the dots it spells "EPO"
What Lance Armstrong lacks in balls, he makes up for with his 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th, 17th, 18th, 19th, 20th, 21st, 22nd, 23rd, and 24th nipple.