How Much Are They Paying Her Ass?

Is UsWeekly paying Spencer and Heidi or is it the other way around? I can't figure it out, but I'm grateful for their unholy union. This cover is amazing. UsWeekly needs to keep this shit coming. This is like a harlequin romance novel. I can't wait for the cover that reads, "Exclusive! Heidi and Spencer catch the Bubonic Plague. Their final moments together!"

The inside quotes are even better. Spencer said, "Heidi read me biblical passages like 'Honor thy wife.'"

Please tell me Danielle Steele and Christopher Guest are both behind this.

Thanks Rosina

Posted by: Michael K

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Twit And Twat

Submitted by Cristiano on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 7:22am.

The first comment comes from me :) Thank you very much.

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Submitted by ihavecomments on Thu, 05/29/2008 - 5:56am.

Dude, they so have a contract with Us Weekly to keep feeding them bullshit in return for being featured - and probably some serious dough. Spencer is a sociopath. I do love them Hills though.

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Submitted by lushluxe on Thu, 05/29/2008 - 12:28am.

That's not even the best story on the cover...Heather and Denise should be the big picture! Throw Jack Wagner up there too (but no Richie, pleeeeease!).

I do not understand this Hills obsession of US Weekly. These people are vile, boring, ridiculous. BOOOO US Weekly for perpetuating this merde! It's awful.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 05/29/2008 - 12:08am.

I hope that US weekly will become a daily so that we can know if she took a shit,yesterday.
I really think marriage would be bad for these two. I just visualize Spencer at some point losing it and going FullMetal Jacket.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 8:32pm.

Hey, US Weekly: The Hills is faked. You didn't get the memo?

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Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 7:22pm.

they remind me of my box of Summer's Eve...just another pair of douches...

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yeah, I said it! what?

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 6:26pm.

Submitted by Billie on May 28, 2008 - 3:24pm.

OK then, I guess we are on the same page.
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Submitted by Billie on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 6:24pm.

Damn you Mrs. Kravitz! Now I have that Eagles song stuck in my head. Could be worse! LOL I loved that whole album.

I've been here since MK first started his blog, on Blogspot, before he got his own domain and moved it here and made it all *fancy*, long before I registered here...I dun drank that there Koolaid a lonnnnnng time ago! LOL I'm hooked.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 6:19pm.

Submitted by Billie on May 28, 2008 - 3:15pm.

This place is written so MUCH better, and it's free! MK rules.
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It's like the Hotel California. You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 6:18pm.

She asked for a ring.
Honey if you have to ask...

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Submitted by Billie on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 6:15pm.

GAWD I am so glad my subscription to "US" finally ran out about a month ago; and I don't know why I bought that stupid shit in the first place.

This place is written so MUCH better, and it's free! MK rules.

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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"

Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 4:44pm.

Wait wait, what did Spencer do to humiliate her??? And more importantly, why do I give a shit?

"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 4:33pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on May 28, 2008 - 1:21pm.
They were likely using the highly abridged version.
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Also referred to as the TV Guide version.

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Submitted by NovaNightly on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 4:26pm.

Holy staged cover batman!! The veil...the bouquet...the little heart with a keyhole necklace. She's just photoshop perfection. COUGH!! GAG!!! BARF!!!!!!!! HORSETEEFS!!!!

I'm still waiting for the fake pregnancy!!!

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 4:21pm.

Heidi is sort of correct, but she's mixing up Matthew 19 (honor your parents and neighbor) with Ephesians 5 (love your wife). They were likely using the highly abridged version.

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Submitted by Otter Pop on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 4:15pm.

Us Weekly should be charge with cruelty to animals for putting that hideous horse in a dress. It's just uncalled for.

Submitted by luscious_t on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 4:06pm.

Who'd she ask - her producers?

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Submitted by Ella on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 3:09pm.

Why the eff are they giving her so much press time??!! I don't effin' get it! No more Heidi/Spencer covers, ugh!

Submitted by axopire on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 2:58pm.

I've worked out the cover looks amazing because she looks like Chrissy Crocker's fugly twin sister on it. Oh wait, she looks like that all the time.

These two streaks of piss belong together though, for better or worse. I doubt Spencer could get any other ass.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 2:30pm.

When Lord, when will your servants be free of this puppet-head?

I'm willing to convert, if it frees all us sluts from Heidi's evil.

Submitted by KD on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 2:25pm.

She read him Bible passages?? yeah, like treating him like they are already married is going to get him to stick around.

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 2:24pm.

I thought nothing was worse than the photo of Amy Wino's padded kotex crotch shot today-I WAS WRONG!!!

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Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 2:24pm.

The man who humiliated her? huh? What did Spencer do (other than just be himself, of course)?

~*Head Bitch*~

Submitted by SubMonkey on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 2:23pm.

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yeah, Biblical passages
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Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 1:52pm.

Submitted by yiooooooo on May 28, 2008 - 9:51am.
How can you marry a horse??

try a wall!
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We were robbed!

Submitted by yiooooooo on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 1:51pm.

How can you marry a horse??

Submitted by Who Cares on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 1:39pm.

"Exclusive! Heidi and Spencer catch the Bubonic Plague. Their final moments together!"
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LMFAO, your one liners are amazing.

Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 1:33pm.

O.M.G. I am super X-cited 4 them! I could just shit myself.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 1:32pm.

I'd rather have a horse vomit in my mouth than see anything more about Heidi and Prancer.

Submitted by Aubrey04 on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 1:32pm.

Submitted by FilthyBitch on May 28, 2008 - 11:12am.
OH GOD NO!!!! MY HORSE TEEF!! I MEAN, MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!!!!
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and the sad part about the horse teef -- is Spencer's daddy is a VERY successful cosmetic dentist. So, these two pigs should have perfect teef, not horse chiclet teefs.

Submitted by ITSKTBITCH on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 1:30pm.

O-M-G.... I usually love UsWeekly but this is too much to handle. On second thought, I actually am kind of in love with the cover... it's so over the top cheesy and ridiculous that I can't help it.

Anyway... Heidi used to be soooo much cuter pre-nose job! I'm sorry. On the cover she looks like Spencer in a wig.

Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 1:24pm.

No, no, no!!! MTV is paying US Weekly!

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

Submitted by inyerhead on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 1:24pm.

Just go away, horseyface and twatface

Submitted by gina latina on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 1:20pm.

I never thought I'd despise a celebutard more than I despise Parasite. Now there are 2 that I'd take Parasite over.

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Submitted by ViVee on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 1:20pm.

US magazine is such trash! I would never buy a magazine that had this horse faced whore on the cover. I hate reality tv and the shitty people that it spawned.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 1:19pm.

I've been waiting for her ugly face to show up.

In last weeks UK edition of the National Enquirer (don't laugh) they calimed that Twit and Twat were going to fake a pregnancy this summer to get even more attention. They claim that the plan is that Twit will wear padding to make her look 3 months preggers and wear lose clothing and (of course) she wont confirm/deny the pregnancy and then towards the end of the summer she'll wear a bikini to show off her non pregnant body.

Pair of fucking losers.

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