Haven't We Heard This Before?
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt turned 2 yesterday and two of the weeklies celebrated by putting her on their covers! Yay! This week, Star Magazine takes us inside Brangie's House of 1,000 Brats. I think we've heard this all before, but let's go over it again for old times' sake. Here are some of the juicy tidbits the nanny told Star:
The kids eat pizza and chocolate for breakfeast - Delicious!
The kids have regular screaming matches - Loud!
The kids have regular dart-gun wars - Dangerous!
The kids all speak in different languages (Maddox only speaks in French) - International!
The kids will all be in the delivery room when Angie gives birth - Chaotic!
The kids take baths late at night and get water everywhere - Wet!
Brad and Angie like to skinny dip at 2am - Sexy!
I think I'm more shocked to learn that Brit's kids love her.
Shiloh's "lonely world" also made the cover of Life & Style. Shiloh's life is about to get lonelier, because they are totally going to lose her ass in their 500 room mansion.
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on May 28, 2008 - 12:00pm.
What the fuck is wrong with pizza and chocolate for breakfast!? Fucking haters.
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It's totally OK if you're old enough to make the decision to put that shit into your body at the beginning of a day, but for parents to feed their kids that crap to start their day when it should be healthy things like grains and fruit, well, not the best decision now is it? Those poor kids need all the nutrients they can get.
Brad and Angie like to skinny dip at 2am
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Me, too, yo!
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You breathed on me and made my life a richer one to live,
When I was deep in poverty you taught me how to give,
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 28, 2008 - 7:59am.
The cover picture is two different ones.
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so it must be true! ;) I'm kidding
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We were robbed!
What the fuck is wrong with pizza and chocolate for breakfast!? Fucking haters.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
They gag me to the point of not even being able to look at them for too long...what the FUCK is up with that stupid smarmy self-satisfied look on Angie's kisser?
She has had her face surgically altered to look patronizing ALL THE TIME.
As far as all the inside scoop, who cares. We all know the kids are hellions.
The cover picture is two different ones.
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
I dont know who i want to go away more, these stupid whores or the FUCKING SPAMMERS!
god damn intimate uninformed tingle having mother fuckers! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE BITCH ASS SPAMMERS!
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Submitted by Kizzy on May 28, 2008 - 11:56am.
Why, it's almost like there was a certain message they were trying to convey...hmmm.....
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You know, I think you're right! And that message would be.... "Even though we're idiots, don't pay attention to the kids we already have yet keep popping out more, we're still better than butter on toast, so eat it bitches!"
Submitted by M.E. on May 28, 2008 - 7:56am.
Blah, blah, blah....it never fucking ends.
WERD M.E
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We were robbed!
Submitted by blackwhite on May 28, 2008 - 7:53am.
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REPORTED!
God Damned fucking spammers.
I'm so sick of it!
Blah, blah, blah....it never fucking ends.
Submitted by blackwhite on May 28, 2008 - 7:53am.
http://www.intimatemingle.com
huh???
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We were robbed!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 28, 2008 - 11:52am.
How convenient, the angelic ne'er-do-wrong family is dressed all in white. It's so magical!
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Why, it's almost like there was a certain message they were trying to convey...hmmm.....
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Star is such a shit magazine.
Makes me think of Bill Cosby "Himself"...."Dad is great- he gives us chocolate cake"
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"I milked the cow....it took a while to get her going, but here ya go!
We don't have cow- we have a bull...."
- Kingpin
There should be a month long ban from reporting on Jolie-Pitts. Its reached the annoying level now. I dont care what they do. Damn Rags! Stop giving me "updates" every five minutes!
How convenient, the angelic ne'er-do-wrong family is dressed all in white. It's so magical!
BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Haha!!! OK seriously, I'm sure MOST kids in this world are fed much worse & non-nutritious (hello McDonalds!) things for breakfast, or they are just not fed at all... who cares what Brangie feeds their kids!
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out of it alive.
I call bullshit!
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I simply cannot abide any film where the entire plot hinges on the conceit that Julia Roberts is sexually attractive.
Okay... Maybe I'm just a bad mom... But most of these things don't seem THAT bad
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We were robbed!
Riiiiight. Because an employee got away with not signing a nondisclosure working for them.
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
Oh look, chocolate for breakfast! Who would have ever thought? What a couple of ridiculously horrible parents.