Haven't We Heard This Before?
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt turned 2 yesterday and two of the weeklies celebrated by putting her on their covers! Yay! This week, Star Magazine takes us inside Brangie's House of 1,000 Brats. I think we've heard this all before, but let's go over it again for old times' sake. Here are some of the juicy tidbits the nanny told Star:
The kids eat pizza and chocolate for breakfeast - Delicious!
The kids have regular screaming matches - Loud!
The kids have regular dart-gun wars - Dangerous!
The kids all speak in different languages (Maddox only speaks in French) - International!
The kids will all be in the delivery room when Angie gives birth - Chaotic!
The kids take baths late at night and get water everywhere - Wet!
Brad and Angie like to skinny dip at 2am - Sexy!
I think I'm more shocked to learn that Brit's kids love her.
Shiloh's "lonely world" also made the cover of Life & Style. Shiloh's life is about to get lonelier, because they are totally going to lose her ass in their 500 room mansion.
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We were robbed!
Submitted by xxyxz on May 28, 2008 - 12:30pm.
PSL
I'm going to have to say that I don't like her. I'm sorry if you don't agree.
I still don't like her. her intention was to start shit here. It's stupid.
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Well said. ITA. 'Nuff said.
PSL
I'm going to have to say that I don't like her. I'm sorry if you don't agree.
I still don't like her. her intention was to start shit here. It's stupid.
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We were robbed!
Reference guide to how much sleep children need:
http://parentcenter.babycenter.com/0_how-much-sleep-does-your-child-need...
Submitted by MachSchnell84 on May 28, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Not understanding each another could be a problem.
KD
I have 3.... I think that sounds totally normal!
But I may NOT be normal. *shrugs*
I just can't get over the fact that the kids from
Texas were returned to their parents
now thats BAD
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We were robbed!
Ok, so in Brangies defense.....Every Sunday morning my dad made Chocolate and Biscuits for us (but I ate healthy the other 6 days a week). Since I was so much older than my sibs, no yelling matches, but as a parent now, sometimes it cannot be avoided between sibs.
Bathtime, children love water, it's hard to tell them not to splash and to understand that water needs to stay INSIDE the tub. I usually wind up just as soaked as my kids at bath time.
The staying up late...I dont agree with. Once in a while, ok, but kids need rest in order to grow and to maintain a healthy brain. Shiloh needs at least 14 hrs of sleep a day.
Sorry for the rant.
Submitted by joanne on May 28, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Children and Youth services should be.
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Again, could be worse than chocolate and pizza...
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out of it alive.
ss the second blind item.
HaHa!
I knew it!
Angelina is a nutbar, and she runs the show. There is no stability or structure in those kids' lives.
The Brangeloonies at Just Jared will be pooping their panties when the trolls use this.
Oh, and I hope we get some pics of the skinny-dipping!
The answer to the first blind item.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on May 28, 2008 - 9:17am.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 29, 2008 - 12:04am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on May 28, 2008 - 8:02am.
was banned and IS back under another name
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Oh lawd.
Bitch sure is persistent.
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guys, LA has been NOTHING but civil since she came back as HEART Angelina....so lay off. I am no fan, but there is no need to start shit again, when she has done nothing to warrant that kind of attention...we have enough bullshit going here otherwise with trolls and spammers. Stick to attacking them....k?
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"I milked the cow....it took a while to get her going, but here ya go!
We don't have cow- we have a bull...."
- Kingpin
Shiloh is going to grow up to be SOOO BEAUTIFUL! You can so tell!
xxyxz- I don't have kids, but I don't think they sound that bad either. I can certainly think of worse things. In fact, that makes them sound almost NORMAL! *gasp*
When are these 2 going into hiding with the whole frikkin' tribe? Lord knows they have enough money to disappear someplace without the Paparazzi following their asses.
Enough with these people already, shit its like every 5 minutes. Who gives a shit, they are as dysfunctional as they are delusional. Its the fuckin American Dream.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Submitted by madam s. on May 28, 2008 - 12:12pm.
They forgot to mention the wire coat hanger beatings, and that's the most exciting part!
And anyways, the fun part will be when they are all in their teens and ROYALLY fucked up and starting to ask questions and talk to the media
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Guess that's why they watch videos instead of regular tv. As internet-savvy as most kids are today, those kids will be lucky to make it to 8 without having seen and read all about all her escapades.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by xxyxz on May 29, 2008 - 12:04am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on May 28, 2008 - 8:02am.
was banned and IS back under another name
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Oh lawd.
Bitch sure is persistent.
OT: What really amazes me is that they seem to actually BELIEVE in their own PR facade.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
Hmmm... This explains why Brad won't look Zahara in the eyes.
Zahara is totally gonna go Macy Gray when she is about 18. I think Brad digs that.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
They all have perfect matching lips, how cute and photoshopped to all hell.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 28, 2008 - 12:12pm.
She's totally going to Woody Allen it. The signal will be, she'll let Brad adopt the last one by himself. Then we'll know she's getting into position. Polaroids on the mantel will be next.
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I would NOT be surprised if she tried to marry Maddox on his 18th birthday, and all of a sudden her and Woody would be bff.
Shiloh's so cute
Submitted by LoLo on May 28, 2008 - 12:11pm.
I dont want anybody else
When i think about Brangaloonies
I stab myself
I HONESTLY DO!
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Hahahahahahahahahaha nicely done Lolo.
I dislike the fact she represents America, but fitting with Bush in office. Same stupidity.
Shiloh has Bingo-hall hair.
They forgot to mention the wire coat hanger beatings, and that's the most exciting part!
And anyways, the fun part will be when they are all in their teens and ROYALLY fucked up and starting to ask questions and talk to the media.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 28, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 28, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Oh! I thought it was "You too, can rid yourself of the ugly "black sheep of the family" connotation through multi-ethnic adoptions, and more than one natural child with the same babydaddy"--my bad...
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Hahahahahaha oh man, you're right. I wonder if that's the idea... having more kids means less people talking about her morbid obsession with death and blood-vials and making out with her own brother. I love how her followers always seem to forget that fact.
Angelina loves incest. It's that simple.
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She's totally going to Woody Allen it. The signal will be, she'll let Brad adopt the last one by himself. Then we'll know she's getting into position. Polaroids on the mantel will be next.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 28, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Carry on then.
All hail Fruit Loops.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
I despise these two, and so anything they do makes me gag. They are so over-the-top self involved.
I think the white means...we ARE the Holy Family, bitches.
Must get lonely for Maddox, seeing as how he is the only one who DOES speak French in that house.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
I dont want anybody else
When i think about Brangaloonies
I stab myself
I HONESTLY DO!
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Oh man. Shiloh's having a bad hair day on the cover!
Oh wait. ALL OF THEM have a bad hair day EVERYDAY.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by FilthyBitch on May 28, 2008 - 12:06pm.
You have a vegetable in your name. Go away. I'm allergic.
P.S. Most would probably recognize the sarcasm.
P.P.S. Consider the source of these allegations. Not even worth getting snippy over ;)
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I'm only snippy because I hate Brangelina with a passion. That's all. It's fair.
I shcoked that Unfitney kids even call her MOM. i thought they called "That crazy bitch with the bad weave"
~*~"I have to peeeee!!!" Xtina to Linda Perry~*~
Submitted by Kizzy on May 28, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Oh! I thought it was "You too, can rid yourself of the ugly "black sheep of the family" connotation through multi-ethnic adoptions, and more than one natural child with the same babydaddy"--my bad...
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Hahahahahaha oh man, you're right. I wonder if that's the idea... having more kids means less people talking about her morbid obsession with death and blood-vials and making out with her own brother. I love how her followers always seem to forget that fact.
Angelina loves incest. It's that simple.
xxyxz - Totally with you on the Celtics thing, girlie. Woop!
On topic... Uhm... I fear that this whole debacle is going be become even more insufferable after she shoots out twins. Christ in a sidecar.
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
I don't know... I don't see anything on that list that I didn't do as a kid.
I had opportunities to eat cookies and pizza and chinese for breakky now and then.
I had plenty of screaming matches [five kids in our family]
Had plenty of messy wet baths and made huge messes.
Visited relatives on a farm every summer and played with BB guns, knives, mini bikes, wood stoves, pitch forks, horses etc...
Never had the opportunity to skinny dip at 2am though.
Damn it!
I was deprived as a child :D LOL!!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Yeah, so I watched The Assassination of Jesse James this weekend.
Not bad at all...but I wish there had been more explosions and car chases.
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You breathed on me and made my life a richer one to live,
When I was deep in poverty you taught me how to give,
Submitted by MachSchnell84 on May 28, 2008 - 11:52am.
Children and Youth services should be.
ISMU..
I hate them too!
Fucking cheaters! tee he he
I'm going for the Celtics if the Spurs don't win.
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We were robbed!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 28, 2008 - 12:02pm.
You have a vegetable in your name. Go away. I'm allergic.
P.S. Most would probably recognize the sarcasm.
P.P.S. Consider the source of these allegations. Not even worth getting snippy over ;)
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 28, 2008 - 11:58am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 28, 2008 - 11:56am.
Why, it's almost like there was a certain message they were trying to convey...hmmm.....
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You know, I think you're right! And that message would be.... "Even though we're idiots, don't pay attention to the kids we already have yet keep popping out more, we're still better than butter on toast, so eat it bitches!"
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Oh! I thought it was "You too, can rid yourself of the ugly "black sheep of the family" connotation through multi-ethnic adoptions, and more than one natural child with the same babydaddy"--my bad...
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by xxyxz on May 28, 2008 - 11:01am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 28, 2008 - 7:59am.
The cover picture is two different ones.
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so it must be true! ;) I'm kidding
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Be nice, you stinker, or I'll tell you I'm a Suns fan. Oops... ;) I'm actually rooting for the Spurs right now because I LOATHE the Lakers.
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
Shiloh is a cute litte girl, she reminds me of Christine Onasis's child (sorry about spelling) She seems to have a problem with her right arm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on May 28, 2008 - 8:02am.
was banned and IS back under another name
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were robbed!
Oh lord!
Im reading this site too fucking much because I thought the Brittittie headline said WE LOVE YOU SLUT MOMS!
AND Chelsea Handler swipes her jokes from the comments section here sometimes. Busted!
busssssssssteeeeeeeeed doll face! lol!!!!!
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Kid is adorable.
Dlisted has made me feel rage every time I look at Angelina Jolie.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 28, 2008 - 8:02am.
Brad and Angie like to skinny dip at 2am
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Me, too, yo!
me 3
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We were robbed!
Submitted by No Words on May 28, 2008 - 11:59pm.
She has had her face surgically altered to look patronizing ALL THE TIME.
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LOL, you are SO right. I was about to say the same thing.
Hey guys, whatever happened to Love Skankelina, was her ass finally banned or something? Haven't seen that loonie in a while.
Anyhoo, I feel sorry for these kids. Mommy thinks they're like a new sofa or a new pair of shoes. So wrong.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."