Haven't We Heard This Before?
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt turned 2 yesterday and two of the weeklies celebrated by putting her on their covers! Yay! This week, Star Magazine takes us inside Brangie's House of 1,000 Brats. I think we've heard this all before, but let's go over it again for old times' sake. Here are some of the juicy tidbits the nanny told Star:
The kids eat pizza and chocolate for breakfeast - Delicious!
The kids have regular screaming matches - Loud!
The kids have regular dart-gun wars - Dangerous!
The kids all speak in different languages (Maddox only speaks in French) - International!
The kids will all be in the delivery room when Angie gives birth - Chaotic!
The kids take baths late at night and get water everywhere - Wet!
Brad and Angie like to skinny dip at 2am - Sexy!
I think I'm more shocked to learn that Brit's kids love her.
Shiloh's "lonely world" also made the cover of Life & Style. Shiloh's life is about to get lonelier, because they are totally going to lose her ass in their 500 room mansion.
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I just posted on that thread
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We were robbed!
Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 28, 2008 - 11:59am.
Just a heads up! MK posted a link to an article on celebitchy and some chick on there named, NAN, dogged us all out.. check it out:
Anon, save it about lanette. You are probably one of those loser commenters on Dlisted. Sure, great blog but it attracts loser commenters. Unlike here, where the commenters are all kinds of educated & astute, there is a mish-mosh of bipolar losers on meds. So please…Anon, go there. You will fit in perfectly with the regular losers
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BWAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAAA that shit is awesome
what a fucking TOOL whoever wrote that
I love my family of bi-polar losers on meds♥♥ Who wants to hang out with a bunch of people described as "astute"???
BO - RING!!!
HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAAA!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
There's an enormous difference between having a big family and having a lot of children. I suspect the Jolie Pitt menage is the latter.
However, this bullshit about lonely Shiloh ... she's a baby. All she feels is hungry and tired. She doesn't have complex emotions yet, she can't even remember what happened this morning.
Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 28, 2008 - 8:59am.
Just a heads up! MK posted a link to an article on celebitchy and some chick on there named, NAN, dogged us all out.. check it out:
Anon, save it about lanette. You are probably one of those loser commenters on Dlisted. Sure, great blog but it attracts loser commenters. Unlike here, where the commenters are all kinds of educated & astute, there is a mish-mosh of bipolar losers on meds. So please…Anon, go there. You will fit in perfectly with the regular losers
I will post the link, since I got it from MK has "educated and astute" commenters.anyway -- I know this is OT, but it made me LOL so hard. We are all bipolar losers on meds, in case you didn't know... and that forum
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Well, NAN obviously posts here, or lurks here enough to know the ins and outs and pays attention to the convo. What does that make her?
A hypocrite.
The name is Phoebe Price, Bitch!!! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
Michael K, are there any Phoebe Price sightings, lately?
Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 28, 2008 - 8:59am.
stupid fucktards! they're just jellis h8terz
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We were robbed!
Dawnie dont worry.
To ignore is not a bad thing and we will continue to ignore her in the future now that the cat is out of the bag about her INSAINE mission to make us love these twatts!
Love dawnie
hate crazies
love dawnie
hate crazies
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Submitted by parissuckliteraly on May 28, 2008 - 5:40pm.
Listen to me you cunt faced, shit eating, worthless waste of skin. Don't you dare of one minute think you can bring me and DDD in to this. Someone needs to beat seven hells outta you! oh, REPORTED you useless lying CUNT!
~*~"I have to peeeee!!!" Xtina to Linda Perry~*~
Just a heads up! MK posted a link to an article on celebitchy and some chick on there named, NAN, dogged us all out.. check it out:
Anon, save it about lanette. You are probably one of those loser commenters on Dlisted. Sure, great blog but it attracts loser commenters. Unlike here, where the commenters are all kinds of educated & astute, there is a mish-mosh of bipolar losers on meds. So please…Anon, go there. You will fit in perfectly with the regular losers
I will post the link, since I got it from MK has "educated and astute" commenters.anyway -- I know this is OT, but it made me LOL so hard. We are all bipolar losers on meds, in case you didn't know... and that forum
http://www.celebitchy.com/11985/colin_farrell_not_as_scary_skinny_as_you...
awww Dawnie I hate these fucking bum goblins!! all of em!!
we need some type of bum goblin repellant because this shit is getting out of hand
HEY FUCK OFF BUM GOBLINS!!!! YOU PATHETIC COCK EATING MOTHERFUCKERS! YEAH THATS RIGHT! YOURE TOTALLY PATHETIC!! YOURE NOT FUNNY OR CLEVER; YOURE JUST FUCKING LOSERS!! GO OUTSIDE AND GET SOME FUCKING FRESH AIR YOU FUCKWADS!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
@LCT:
Cinnamon toast?
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 28, 2008 - 8:55am.
Lolo, I could NOT agree more. You said everything I was thinking. I hate being bombarded by slams by LA but I'm beginning to get even more sick of being bombarded by slams for defending myself.
me three. If the trolls and spammers can say what they want then so can I
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were robbed!
No, you're good DDD. There are some folks who, if you say anything to LA/about LA/with the letters LA in it, you're fecking toast on a pipecleaner.
Hey kids, I didn't slam anyone!
I just said I ignore her. Nothing more, nothing less. I wasn't attacking anyone.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
M.E., Are you talking about biscuits with chocolate sauce? YUM! I haven't thought about that in years.
Lolo, I could NOT agree more. You said everything I was thinking. I hate being bombarded by slams by LA but I'm beginning to get even more sick of being bombarded by slams for defending myself.
Submitted by Nectar on May 28, 2008 - 11:50am.
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They're all here.....we all float down here.......
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Oh for crying out LOUD.
What? What are you people talking about?
_Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 28, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Submitted by No Words on May 28, 2008 - 12:42pm.
I agree with ME, xxyx, LCT, and EEG. Laying low until everyone is lulled into a false sense of security. I will not trust he/she/it.
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I have to agree. I don't go out hunting her down but something just doesn't sit right with me when it comes to 'it'.
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IM NOT PUSSY FOOTING AROUND THIS SHIT!
Bitch is FUCKING CRAZY!
We said we would ignore her for now on, but im fucking sick of being policed and told we cant talk about the big fucking crazy ass, knife weilding elephant in the room!
Im not going to stroke her dick because she caused a big scene and came back to a place where she was banned.
Love all yall, respect your opinions on who you like, but dont tell us what to comment on and what not to comment on when MK talks about blood farts and cottage cheese asses all damn day!
If i see LA i will ignore her, thats the best i can do for people i like here. I had a quote about big foot shitting on your desk and not being allowed to comment on it.
Insert that shit here.
Like carrot said, she came here to MOLESTE SHIT AND SHE DID.
Crazy Lester the Molester! END OF STORY!
http://www.intimatemingle.com
I have viewed many of their SEX SEX hooott videos and photos at ___ I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m____ >>> where many fans are together, also i meet kinds of black and white single men who are hunger for true love online :)
Ok, I can't do this anymore. I'm outta this thread.
If it spreads, I'll be on hiatus.
what would your families and friends think about you spending time here? They would follow suit of course
@Missy:
Look really closely. It's parissuckliteraly instead of parissucksliterally. Siggy and avi are the same.
And now she is posting that she is really PSL just trying to play a joke on us. That is a lie. LCT has christened it a bum goblin and I second.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
EEG
Go spurs! LOL
They were robbed last night! They sould have won!
Muttering *stupid refs*
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We were robbed!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 28, 2008 - 9:42am.
It seemed that way for Chastity Bono too.
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LOL. Word.
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Polaroids on the mantel will be next.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 11:42am.
Guys:
Not true. This is NOT PSL. She did not ask any such thing of me. Bum goblin, go home.
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dawnie what the fuck is going on?? so PSLs troll now has her same name same avie and same sig??? what in the hell?
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I posted negatively on JJ on the Shiloh's birthday thread because my GAK meter registered off the charts after reading such dreck as "Happy Birthday to the most precious baby in the whole world." I haven't been deleted (so far).
Shiloh is cute. Big deal. She poops in her diaper like other babies and has not appeared to magically cure people at Lourdes, so I am sticking to my original opinion that she is, alas, just an ordinary toddler.
♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥
The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Hiya xxyxz,
No idea about your American Sports but...Go Spurs?!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 28, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 28, 2008 - 10:22am.
Shiloh is going to grow up to be SOOO BEAUTIFUL! You can so tell!
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It seemed that way for Chastity Bono too.
Yep, and shes a babe!
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
Yay! Bum goblin is spreading!
Submitted by No Words on May 28, 2008 - 12:42pm.
I agree with ME, xxyx, LCT, and EEG. Laying low until everyone is lulled into a false sense of security. I will not trust he/she/it.
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I have to agree. I don't go out hunting her down but something just doesn't sit right with me when it comes to 'it'.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 28, 2008 - 10:22am.
Shiloh is going to grow up to be SOOO BEAUTIFUL! You can so tell!
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It seemed that way for Chastity Bono too.
♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥
The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Guys:
Not true. This is NOT PSL. She did not ask any such thing of me. Bum goblin, go home.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
I agree with ME, xxyx, LCT, and EEG. Laying low until everyone is lulled into a false sense of security. I will not trust he/she/it.
Can we call the trolls 'bum goblins' or something? Much more entertaining to look at.
xxyxz - obviously either the troll has multiple IP's/computers or the IP wasn't banned.
I heart boogers too! Mmmmmmmm.
EEG
Hey slut
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were robbed!
Oh hey, Beige Baby! I almost didn't recognize you, what with the troll costume on.
Care for some donuts?
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
M.E
I thought somebody said that he DID ban the IP yesterday
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were robbed!
When i was in the orphanage we used to get thrashed to sleep.....if we were lucky!
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
I agree as well, a matter of time or lack of meds.
LCT M.E
;)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were robbed!
GAH!!! Can't MK ban IP's??? JESUS!
PSL - sorry that you are being trolled so hard.
xxyxz - I agree.
I'm not trying to start shit. just replying to a question
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We were robbed!
Those kids are going to hate each other. Chocolate pancakes are good and shared with the family. What do they talk about? Pax looks confused, Shiloh looks sad, Zaraha looks tough and Maddox is jealous. Two more babies? Thats insanity. They don't even know each other. At least in the big house they don't have to see one another, they could sell the pictures they want you to see and all is happy. tralalalala going to play pogo.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 28, 2008 - 9:30am.
PSL
I'm going to have to say that I don't like her. I'm sorry if you don't agree.
I still don't like her. her intention was to start shit here. It's stupid.
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I never said I liked her. I am just saying there is no need to start shit.....Lord knows there is enough...ya know?
ok, this Anorexic Fatty, is taking off ....see you in a couple of hours....
now READ CAREFULLY.....my Troll is here again...BYE!
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"I milked the cow....it took a while to get her going, but here ya go!
We don't have cow- we have a bull...."
- Kingpin
Meh, LA is/was harmless if you just ignore the ranting and I agree with PSL, she has been on her very best behavior since she got back.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore