Haven't We Heard This Before?
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt turned 2 yesterday and two of the weeklies celebrated by putting her on their covers! Yay! This week, Star Magazine takes us inside Brangie's House of 1,000 Brats. I think we've heard this all before, but let's go over it again for old times' sake. Here are some of the juicy tidbits the nanny told Star:
The kids eat pizza and chocolate for breakfeast - Delicious!
The kids have regular screaming matches - Loud!
The kids have regular dart-gun wars - Dangerous!
The kids all speak in different languages (Maddox only speaks in French) - International!
The kids will all be in the delivery room when Angie gives birth - Chaotic!
The kids take baths late at night and get water everywhere - Wet!
Brad and Angie like to skinny dip at 2am - Sexy!
I think I'm more shocked to learn that Brit's kids love her.
Shiloh's "lonely world" also made the cover of Life & Style. Shiloh's life is about to get lonelier, because they are totally going to lose her ass in their 500 room mansion.
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Where's oklahoma??
Submitted by zomay on May 28, 2008 - 1:36pm.
I don't know about you guys, But I am real proud that people tell others to "watch out for the deranged people who comment on Dlisted". REAL PROUD.
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Yay! We're famous!!
@Mrs. K:
Close. Dwight Yoakum/Doyle Hargraves!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 28, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 28, 2008 - 11:30am.
I'm so in the mood for some Harry Potter every flavour beans.
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Which flavor? Earwax, Dirt, Sardine, Rotten Egg, Pickle, Vomit or Earthworm?
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I haven't tried the rotten egg one yet. That wasn't in my last batch. Let's go for that one. Some grass would be nice, too.
zomay - THAT IS AWESOME!! where are these comments??
we are a bunch of derranged muthafuckas♥
I say that with total affection
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 10:34am.
You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
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Billy Bob?
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Polaroids on the mantel will be next.
Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 28, 2008 - 12:35pm.
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Ahahhaaaa! I actually like the dirt ones.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
I don't know about you guys, But I am real proud that people tell others to "watch out for the deranged people who comment on Dlisted". REAL PROUD.
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LCT - HAHAHAHHAA the teabagging on wiki - you have to see that John Waters movie Pecker... They mention it on that page... HYSTERICAL!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 28, 2008 - 11:30am.
I'm so in the mood for some Harry Potter every flavour beans.
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Which flavor? Earwax, Dirt, Sardine, Rotten Egg, Pickle, Vomit or Earthworm?
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 12:48pm.
Look really closely. It's parissuckliteraly instead of parissucksliterally. Siggy and avi are the same.
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Thanks Dawnie - I was just about the to post the same thing. If you're slammed by a nasty post, please check the username first, so PSL doesn't get blamed for something she didn't do. Thanks :)
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Yeah here's the games version of it, but the guy doesn't do it right......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58AtKbxtJHA
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by M.E. on May 28, 2008 - 1:32pm.
LCT - no probs bitch. I love it when people come on to me.
Now, if you make a reach for the no no areas, well, then, we might have to talk.
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Don't worry, I haven't been properly trained on the reach-around so we'll just be friends.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 28, 2008 - 12:31pm.
I LOVE the picture of a Halo 3 player 'simulating teabagging on a dead opponent'.
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now I have to look
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
LCT - no probs bitch. I love it when people come on to me.
Now, if you make a reach for the no no areas, well, then, we might have to talk.
Hahahahahaah Dawnie! I can't believe that is on Wiki! How effing marvelous. I loves me some teabagging. I LOVE the picture of a Halo 3 player 'simulating teabagging on a dead opponent'.
The Brangaloonies will NOT be happy about this.
M.E.
Cuz we are medicated losers here, we are always touching ourselves!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
I'm so in the mood for some Harry Potter every flavour beans.
@LCT:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teabagging
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by M.E. on May 28, 2008 - 11:03am.
Well, NAN obviously posts here, or lurks here enough to know the ins and outs and pays attention to the convo. What does that make her?
A hypocrite.
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Right and who wants to read "astute" comments anyway? If I wanted to go to the ass kissers brigade - I would hang at imnottooobessed or justjaded..oops, i mean justjared
and Missy, I agree.. I love me some bipolar maniac posters -- whether they are medicated or not, but it is usually better when they aren't!
Ive paid my dues
For speaking my mind
But i committed no crime
And bad troll times
Ive had a few
Ive taken my mom pants and been told to fuck myself with sand paper
But i still came through
We Are the D-list
My Friends
And Wellllll KEEP ON SNARKING
Till MK reaches the end
We are the D-list
We are the D-list
No Time
For LOSER JELLY HATERS!
FOR WE ARE THE D-LIST OF THE WOOOOOOOOORLD!
WHORES!
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I want to go home and get actual tea-bagged to see if I get the bloop noise.
How do you actually get tea-bagged?
YAY!
I got teabagged! *bloop*
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 1:24pm.
LET'S MAKE THE SCISSORS!!!!!!!
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Snip snip snip snip blooooooooooop.
Submitted by M.E. on May 28, 2008 - 1:23pm.
LCT - How did you know I was touching myself?!?!?
(actually, I love that song!)
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Because if I looked like you, I'd me touching myself too.
Sorry if I crossed any lines and made things totally awkward just there.
LET'S MAKE THE SCISSORS!!!!!!!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
LCT - How did you know I was touching myself?!?!?
(actually, I love that song!)
LEZZIE TIMES!
*quickly removes hand from naughty bits*
What? Huh? NOOOOOO, I was um, just.......
Oh hell, you bitches make me touch myself too!
*sloppy wet kisses*
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
dawnie, youre a mis-fit nit-wit love-brit no-shit big-clit love-mit! and I love ya for it!_____________________________________________
"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Missy,
I'm like the cowboy that rides an ostrich, but i'm ok with that!
xxyxz,
RIGHT BACK AT YA HOTNESS!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Damn!
I love you missfit whores!
PARTY AT MY HOUSE!!!!!!
You can all come stay in my hat box I call an apartment in NYC!
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What Lolo said.
I used to post at celebitchy quite a bit, but those bitches bored the FUCK outta me!
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Polaroids on the mantel will be next.
Blanche! ;)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were robbed!
Submitted by LoLo on May 28, 2008 - 5:16pm.
I was attracted to D-listed because of MK's verbal skills and i stayed because i thought there were a bunch of comedians here who like me, could not STAND HOLLYWOOD BULL SHIT!
Some people dont get comedy and have no ability to loosen the fuck up.
Everything MUST be serious.
Well, i for one dunk my nuts on these celebs because i think America is being FOOLED into thinking it is OK to worship these fuckers.
IT IS NOT OK! Our country is going to shit while people are dreaming of ways to be like a celeb, buy more shit, and actually may give a fuck about Heidi Montag!!!!!!
SCARRY!
So i will coninue to do my part to rip on the PR BULL SHIT!
So trolls, lurkers for JJ, tards who dont get it,
suck my fucking ass!
LIKE WOW!
Absolutely! I just like reading about gormless celebs while i yank my bellrope!!
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
LOLO ROCK THE FUCK ON MAMA
PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPES AND SMOKE IT!!
then pass it to the left
word?
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
To Lolo, and all the other hot sluts in here:
I love myself; I want you to love me
When I feel down; I want you above me
I search myself; I want you to find me
I forget myself; I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no
You're the one who makes me come runnin'
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughin'
I want to make you mine
I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees; I'd do anything for you
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
ahh ohh i don't want anybody else
oh no oh on oh no yeah
I love myself; I want you to love me
When I feel down; I want you above me
I search myself; I want you to find me
I forget myself; I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
ahh ohh i don't want anybody else
oh no oh no oh no
I want you
I don't want anybody else
and when i think about you; i touch myself
ooh ooOoh ooOoh aaaaahhhh
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
*I was going to bum-goblin it up Lolo-style but that would have taken all morning.*
**Smooch**
back at cha! I don't know what I would do without Dlisted! you whores are like family to me!
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We were robbed!
I was attracted to D-listed because of MK's verbal skills and i stayed because i thought there were a bunch of comedians here who like me, could not STAND HOLLYWOOD BULL SHIT!
Some people dont get comedy and have no ability to loosen the fuck up.
Everything MUST be serious.
Well, i for one dunk my nuts on these celebs because i think America is being FOOLED into thinking it is OK to worship these fuckers.
IT IS NOT OK! Our country is going to shit while people are dreaming of ways to be like a celeb, buy more shit, and actually may give a fuck about Heidi Montag!!!!!!
SCARRY!
So i will coninue to do my part to rip on the PR BULL SHIT!
So trolls, lurkers for JJ, tards who dont get it,
suck my fucking ass!
LIKE WOW!
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@Missy:
Why am I such a misfit?
I am not just a nit wit!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 12:59pm.
@LCT:
Cinnamon toast?
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With sugar and maple syrup.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 28, 2008 - 9:08am
you HWAT slut!
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We were robbed!
xx - naw, let them get their little superiority trip on all by themselves...
I never post elsewhere. Occassionally on Gallery of the Absurd just to compliment the girl on her paintings...
oh and ♥SMOOCH♥! for you!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Missy
are you going to post over there?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were robbed!
Clarisse, I think thats the dlisted-loonies in a nutshell!
Were like the island of misfit toys!♥
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Honestly, who gives a shit. Let them raise their kids as they see fit.
Btw, my husband likes to take baths a few nights a week and he still gets water all over the floor.
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In loving memory of my cousin,"Big" John, who died in a plane crash on 5/17/08. You died doing something you loved.
Okay, the only thing that sounds bad is the pizza and chocolate for breakfast.
All the other stuff sounds pretty normal and harmless.
There are no losers on meds that are educated & astute?
(o_0)
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.