Haven't We Heard This Before?
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt turned 2 yesterday and two of the weeklies celebrated by putting her on their covers! Yay! This week, Star Magazine takes us inside Brangie's House of 1,000 Brats. I think we've heard this all before, but let's go over it again for old times' sake. Here are some of the juicy tidbits the nanny told Star:
The kids eat pizza and chocolate for breakfeast - Delicious!
The kids have regular screaming matches - Loud!
The kids have regular dart-gun wars - Dangerous!
The kids all speak in different languages (Maddox only speaks in French) - International!
The kids will all be in the delivery room when Angie gives birth - Chaotic!
The kids take baths late at night and get water everywhere - Wet!
Brad and Angie like to skinny dip at 2am - Sexy!
I think I'm more shocked to learn that Brit's kids love her.
Shiloh's "lonely world" also made the cover of Life & Style. Shiloh's life is about to get lonelier, because they are totally going to lose her ass in their 500 room mansion.
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If I was rich enough to have my own pool, I would skinny dip at 2 am too if I felt like it.
Where are the 10 zillion pictures from Saint Shiloh's barfday party? Oh, yeah. The Papps have to pay for them.
I'm not taking the mickey out of Shiloh, but this kid would be better off in Kentucky with Brad's family.
Clarisse, LOL! I am also a proud member of the loser/medicated community. In fact, I always take a pen with me in case someone asks for an autograph. teehee...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
LCT, Come back deary!! Have fun on the set! Sex some zombies for me!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Hello my little Okie. Can't stay and chat, off to shoot a zombie trailer! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! Be back later on. Eye boogers. Barf.
No no no Aubrey04, the REAL grass. Lawn grass. I am a non smoker, both herbal and cancerous.
Well gull dang and yeeee ha! Get them hillbillies a cabin in the mountains and turn dem barefooted babes loose on the natives! Let em kill a wild hog for dinner, and mamma Angie Jo can cook it up on the open fire while grampa Pitt takes a snooze.....lmboooo. This pairing is too too absurd
Sounds like crap. Go Celtics is right!
Xxyxz.. *eats last piece of chocolate* WHA?? OMG. That is gross shit! I'm glad i bought this candy bar in a fifteen cent store.. whew, that was a close call.. lol
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Oh.My.GWAD
run...and don't look back.
About the dollar store chocolate... There was a
dude that bought some candy bar and there was
worms in the chocolate. I'll try to find a link
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We were robbed!
LMAO Xxyxz..I seen tht about LCT. Also, I noticed that caption this contest today, resembles Mr.Pillio. For REALS! Bwahaha! I almost barfed up My lunch when I seen that picture..
Oh yeah, tell me about the $ store chocolate.. *holds breath*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
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oh yeah... GO CELTICS!!! :)
Hey Oklahoma
LCT got grossed out and barfed everywhere about you eye bogger comment!
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We were robbed!
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all I wanta know is when will there be another Tomb Raider movie???huh.
you know those kids run Brang up the walls! such a thing as time out ya know! :)
Xxyxz.. Sorry i had to go so quick. A lesbian came in to the office. I still had a few minutes left on my lunch break,, *wink wink*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
that sounds awesome, i want to be part of shiloh's "lonely world".
adopt me!!!
Oklahoma!!!!
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We were robbed!
xxyxz,
LBJ plays well, the rest of the team keeps his seat warm. Cest la vie.
Lory,
My magic 8 ball has gotten me where i am today!
(where i am is being a medicated D-list loser)
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
word! Xxyxz!! They just came thru!! *doing back flips*
LCT.. Hey sexay!!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Clarisse on May 28, 2008 - 10:13am.
They played good last year! There is no way for the Spurs to win htis year. It will take a fucking miracle
So go Celtics.
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We were robbed!
xxyxz,
*sigh*
Yeah, unlike my Cavs, who can constantly lose EVERY year...
*sigh*
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 1:42pm
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Hey Dawnie! I don't see you much these days. *kiss kiss*
On topic: Angie speaks French?? *Rolling eyes*
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 28, 2008 - 1:46pm.
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Hahahahaha! I wonder what James Haven will have to say about that, heehee.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Haha Clarisse! Now I can say: "Eat your heart out mum!" Finally she will realize I did the right thing when I swapped my magic 8 ball for her china.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 28, 2008 - 10:03am.
Oh and xxyxz,
You WERE robbed! That was a clear foul! Farking NBA refs!!!
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Spank you very much!
*sighg* I guess they can't win EVERY year
*pops anti-depression pills*
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We were robbed!
Oh and xxyxz,
You WERE robbed! That was a clear foul! Farking NBA refs!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by LoLo on May 28, 2008 - 12:28pm.
"Ive taken my mom pants and been told to fuck myself with sand paper/But i still came through"
FUCKING.BRILLIANT.
*wets self*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 28, 2008 - 11:46am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 28, 2008 - 12:40pm.
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C'mon, I can see it now:
Brad: Alright, Mad, show everybody how you use French in a sentence.
Maddox: Um... I saw Mommy Frenching Uncle James Haven?
*crickets chirping at the 35 bedroom chateau*
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hahahaa!
Lory
"Wanna bet this "NAN" person is a justjared regular too?"
*claps*
*claps*
Good answer!
*claps*
Good answer!
SURVEY SAYS
*DING*
Nan IS a JustJolie freak!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 28, 2008 - 11:38am.
Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 28, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 28, 2008 - 11:30am.
I'm so in the mood for some Harry Potter every flavour beans.
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Which flavor? Earwax, Dirt, Sardine, Rotten Egg, Pickle, Vomit or Earthworm?
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I haven't tried the rotten egg one yet. That wasn't in my last batch. Let's go for that one. Some grass would be nice, too.
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Grass? As in WEED? Oh,.... YOU are one of the medicated bipolar (non-astute) posters here on Dlisted!!!
Submitted by Lory on May 28, 2008 - 10:53am.
Wanna bet this "NAN" person is a justjared regular too?
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And a jellis h8ter.
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Polaroids on the mantel will be next.
Wanna bet this "NAN" person is a justjared regular too? *shaking magic eight ball* It says: "Signs point to yes". And yup, deranged are us.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Fanks xxyxahfg. I love your name. Makes learning fun.
LCT
She will be back at work in like 10 mins.
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We were robbed!
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 1:43pm.
@Clarisse and LCT:
I'd like to be the creamy filling in a Hugh-and-Eddie sammich. Sexy times.
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You'd be COVERED in filling in a High-and-Eddie sandwich.
DDD,
Oh God! That just caused all sorts of jingles and tingles thinking about that scenario!!!!!!
Oh, i may need a 15 minute break.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
DDD--
Very close indeed! Billy Bob wrote Sling Blade and he has (or claims to have, not sure I actually believe him) an intense phobia of antique furniture.
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Polaroids on the mantel will be next.
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 28, 2008 - 12:40pm.
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C'mon, I can see it now:
Brad: Alright, Mad, show everybody how you use French in a sentence.
Maddox: Um... I saw Mommy Frenching Uncle James Haven?
*crickets chirping at the 35 bedroom chateau*
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
blackwhite, I discriminate you because you're an asshole. Is that the same thing?
Submitted by xxyxz on May 28, 2008 - 1:42pm.
LCT
She's at lunch. I'll invite her to the funfest.
She said that she pooped on your face
*muahaha*
She also said you need to dislodge an eyebooger
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Ok, I can deal with the face poo. I can even deal if some of it gets in my mouth. But eye boogers? OBWUIOBQWUIBE;AIWBVBEIEBUIWBVEUI
*vomits all over everything that can be vomited on*
Ew k seriously am gagging now. Let's move on.
Clarisse you had me at "hello". Or "swell". Your choice.
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@Clarisse and LCT:
I'd like to be the creamy filling in a Hugh-and-Eddie sammich. Sexy times.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
@Joe:
Word. Although since I posted that I did read that Angie speaks French. I admit when I am wrong.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
LCT
She's at lunch. I'll invite her to the funfest.
She said that she pooped on your face
*muahaha*
She also said you need to dislodge an eyebooger
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We were robbed!
Submitted by Clarisse on May 28, 2008 - 1:41pm.
LCT,
Your avie makes me happy! Just an FYI.
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Ahh, Hughie. I think he makes everyone happy. In their ginch.
Submitted by M.E. on May 28, 2008 - 12:37pm.
GAH!!! Can't MK ban IP's??? JESUS!
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The IP address was banned, the troll is using a proxy. If you look closely, the troll can't spell "literally".
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Zomay,
It makes my heart swell that D-List whorz are so feared...wait, that's not my heart...
LCT,
Your avie makes me happy! Just an FYI.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
missy XOXOXO
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Must get lonely for Maddox, seeing as how he is the only one who DOES speak French in that house.
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I call bullshit on this part of the story. Wasn't Maddox enrolled for a few months in a school to learn French? I mean, he hasn't been speaking it as a first language since birth - at least not with Saint Angie. He'd be speaking English, his first language at home, simply because it is his first language and that's what the rest of the family speak. He may have a sprinkling of French words in there, but I really doubt he's babbbling away in French 24/7.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
sounds like a normal childhood to me, the nanny is a retard! eDataJob.com