Haven't We Heard This Before?

I hope that effing nanny got sued plenty for breaking the confidentiality agreement with family.

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By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.

I wonder how long it takes after the twins are born for more kiddies to be adopted. of course they could add the new adoptees in now so they can attend the delivery!

as for kiddies at the delivery... maybe they will just be nearby to see the new babies right away? I can't think they would want little kids to watch everything. maybe they will spend some time with angelina before she has the babies and then see her when first holds them.

not that I will EVER be accused of liking these two asshats, but how is speaking in different languages on the same level of lax parents--letting them eat anything they damn well please or beating the hell out of each other? There are two languages spoken in our house on a regular basis. We speak in English if my sister in law is over--she doesn't speak Polish. Only in the US, would this be a problem. Most of the rest of the world start langauge instruction with very young children.

Poor Pax was adopted at an older age, who knows how much English he knows? Lets be honest, their nannies probably speak the children's native language, and fuck, those poor kids SHOULD know their native tongues

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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA

Mr President.... Mr. Uncle James Haven held me over a balcony once. Mama and Daddy Brad were gone. Papa Voight came in and made him stop. He said that they would get caught. I don't think Papa Voight likes me either.
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Watch out James Haven!

Daddy Billy Bob really didn't like me. He was just jealous when Mama would hug me close to her. I always try to get right between the boobies. Each one covers my ears. Daddy Billy Bob thought that was his spot.
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They actually sound like a pretty normal family to me.Love them!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

ON Topic:
The whole Brangelina situation is moving closer and closer to Michael Jackson levels of weird.

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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 28, 2008 - 6:33pm.

Lmao about JJ. I just checked out the JustJared site out of curiosity and what was the first post I read? It was about asshat Jesse McCartney, in which they write with a straight face that he "co-wrote Bleeding Love". I would be surprised if McCartney could write his own name on a napkin, based on what I've heard.

This is how these singers can get away with claiming to have "co-written" their songs. My bullshit detector goes off every time I hear a young "artist" claiming any kind of songwriting credit. It's an epidemic and it goes on because of ass-kissing sites like JJ and the rest.

Sorry about the off-topic mini-rant, there. That's why I like this site, MK doesn't buy the bullshit these people are selling.

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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.

I'm in an unbelievably foul mood, and you guys have given me my first genuine laughs of the day. You're awesome!

Submitted by Maddox on May 28, 2008 - 9:48pm.

Daddy BillyBob told James Haven, that he never liked your ass. So there!

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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.

We have three kids, every neighbor hates us because we blast music, play Assasin N-Strike Dart Nurf Guns with the kids at 12:00am on summer weekends, and have crazy parties. We are the "Addams Family" of our neighborhood.

So I can relate with Brangelina in trying to have fun with the kids and be alternative parents. HOWEVER we don't allow them to fight (beat down each other) or be disrepectful to us or each other as that is not the "Law of the Land" in the general population. The Celebutard parents conveniently "forget" that the world is ALSO inhabitated with PEASANTS and they can't balance a world of fun mixed WITH normalcy!!!!!!!!!!!

~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~

~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~

This may read as typical kid stuff, what most loons don't get, BRAD & SKELETINA do NONE of it with the kids. They have an army of nannies, handlers, bodyguards and of course James Haven as ringmaster.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Mr. Uncle James. Daddy Billy Bob said the same thing.
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LOL,how do they know how shiloh feels?,and nothing really sounds that crazy,those are typical things kids do!

Submitted by Maddox on May 28, 2008 - 9:29pm.

You creepy kid, stop following James Haven around, and don't call him Uncle! It's Mr. Haven!

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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.

They all say I speak French, but it is really pig Latin. I know it makes Uncle James crazy but Zahara tells me to do it.

The dart games are OK. The little holes go away after a week or so. You should hear Uncle James scream like a little girl when we pull out the guns.

Actually, the swinning pool and the bath tub are the same thing. Nana Pitt and Uncle James say it is wrong, but Daddy Brad says it is OK. He kind of smells like the goats that are on the property

Uncle James is the really the only nanny around. We locked the other one in the wine cellar.
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James Haven was in France for Shiloh's big day! There was a clown, no not Brad, a juggling clown! Rides, games, and a 7 tier cake with yummy banana and chocolate mousse filling! That pesky new kid took a chunk out of the bottom which made the cake look like the leaning tower of Pisa.

Anyhoo, let James Haven put to rest these nasty rumors! There is only one nanny and his name is James Haven.

The kids eat pizza and chocolate for breakfeast - Poppycock! James Haven always prepares a nutritious breakfast! Captn' Crunch with Crunch Berries, how can you go wrong?

The kids have regular screaming matches - James Haven and Brad have regular screaming matches, the kids just watch.

The kids have regular dart-gun wars - Only once a month.

The kids all speak in different languages (Maddox only speaks in French) - This is true. Drives James Haven, crazy!

The kids will all be in the delivery room when Angie gives birth - No way. James Haven will be there and MAYBE Brad.

The kids take baths late at night and get water everywhere - Well that's true, with four kids and James Haven in a tub, what do you expect?

Brad and Angie like to skinny dip at 2am - That is sick! Angie never skinny dips with Brad. James Haven and Angie skinny dip, but we are related so it's not wrong.

Honestly. Where do they get this crap from? If you bitches want the truth, you come to James Haven!

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Submitted by K2 on May 28, 2008 - 7:19pm.
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That was my exact story with justjared. Their craziness is only rivaled with the $cientologists's. I used to think they were funny in the way monkeys are funny: they just run around playing with their feces and making strange sounds but an hour after, I realized these monkeys were not of the regular kind, these ones actually believed themselves to be human. Scary shit indeed.
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The reason they eat so weird and are up at all hours is that they are always jet lagged from travelling all around the damn world every other week!

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Well better than Madonnas house where its all vegan and no sugar, tv radio periodicals and bed at 6:30pm

I'm banking on the Pitt kids for more normal.

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Submitted by Lory on May 28, 2008 - 6:58pm.
I remember when I tried to post in JJ a year ago. A friend told me do it and you'll see they're deranged. I started with a pretty mild Un-Lory like comment,something like this:
"Angie looks way too skinny. She should take care of her body, that way her dress wouldn't look that bad". Needless to say it disappeared 5 minutes later. I never came back. I just said Fuck Jared!. However, I do enjoy the war reports of the brave dlisters that venture their way to the dark side in order to make their fellow posters aware of the hard situation lived there. LOL.
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WOW - I thought it was just me but there are ALOT of JJ stories over here. You're exactly right though. I've posted comments that are tame in comparison to some of the comments over here - and they make me "await moderation" to the point that they never post my comment. I even tried posting a comment that was positive and uplifting (lying through my freakin' teeth) and they still wouldn't put it through. I guess I've been banned. Maybe I should've taken the hint sooner. Scary cult anyway but I just wanted to put my two cents in! I thought we had freedom of speech in this country? I didn't get the memo that it was taken away !

Submitted by WildGuy on May 28, 2008 - 6:23pm.
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The only thing I don't fully agree is the one about kids in the delivery room. First of all, I think she's having a c-section and I do not believe they are all mature enough for that. Even Maddox, the eldest is what? 5 or 6? He is not old enough to have the maturity level to witness this event (c-section or vaginal birth). The younger ones worse!. I don't like Brangelina, but even I don't think they're stupid enough to make them see something they may not be ready for. They are not like the children in their countries of origin who are used to seeing worse left and right- They are privileged kids adopted at a very early age. Heck, even some grownups are too sensitive for this, not to mention kids age 5 and below. Perhaps if they were older, maybe I could see the reasoning behind this.

Anyway, I call bullshit on the kids in the delivery room until it happens.

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Perhaps some of that is true, but we can't do s*it about the kids eating pizza for breakfast. Who cares?!

"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin

Chocolate and pizza, good health moves--nice parenting going on there...

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Sounds like a normal family to me.

What's the difference between chocolate and Coco Puffs? Pizza? Well that's sort of like eggs, and bacon

Screaming matches? The next county could hear me and my sisters going at it... Add in our cousins, and my dad would get letters from foreign countries...

Dart-gun Wars? as opposed to just throwing things at each other? (Nothing breakable please) It improves their reflexes (and aim) -- blink and duck responses (and eye/hand coordination)

If the kids are screaming, you can't understand them anyway... foreign languages just means you might not catch the occasional cuss word. And better the kids learn other languages at a young age -- helps with general language skills and retention as they grow up

Kids in the delivery room? Kids aren't stupid, better not to hide what's natural from them -- fewer stupid answers to honest questions later on. Hell, one of my sisters had all three of her kids at home -- two of them got the full show and helped the mid-wife.

When i was young and we took baths at my grandparent's home, at the end, there was usually more water on the floor then in the tub...

Skinny-dipping? Well it's after the kids bedtime, they're married, young and not dead ... big deal

Sounds exactly like me and my kids. So the fuck what...and Im not even a Brangeloonie.

Go Lakers!!!

I hope that Maddox knows how to speak in English too and Pax, Zahara and Shiloh are speaking in English otherwise how will they communicate with their parents.And If they are speaking in different languages then I highly doubt that Angelina is smart enough to know several different languages to converse with the kids.

I remember when I tried to post in JJ a year ago. A friend told me do it and you'll see they're deranged. I started with a pretty mild Un-Lory like comment,something like this:
"Angie looks way too skinny. She should take care of her body, that way her dress wouldn't look that bad". Needless to say it disappeared 5 minutes later. I never came back. I just said Fuck Jared!. However, I do enjoy the war reports of the brave dlisters that venture their way to the dark side in order to make their fellow posters aware of the hard situation lived there. LOL.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 28, 2008 - 11:28pm.

Good heavens! *pukes in bag*

~*~"Sleep."
Mark Feehily on what he does when he's not performing

"Mark's the best at that. He could sleep on a nail."
- Bryan on Mark's favourite pastime... ~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgNZ5cmJtW0

I tried screwing with the JJ'ers and I am "awaiting moderation"...damn, they are beyond puke-inducing.

Sensimina on May 28, 2008 - 5:28pm.

Thanks, thanks a lot, I just puked up dinner and it was delicious the first time, the second, not so much...

They (JJ'ers) are disgusting. To believe that level of moronic delusional bullshit......
How do they not gross themselves out?

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Submitted by Sensimina on May 28, 2008 - 3:28pm.

They all sound like they are 12 years old.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 28, 2008 - 3:21pm.

I think their house sounds fun!
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loveBPAj @ 05/28/2008 at 6:17 pm Proud fan @ 05/28/2008 at 6:15 pm

If the look on Angelina’s face is of someone trapped then l would love to be trapped.She looks at him with so much love and its hot.
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ITAWY. I would love to be trapped by the sex GOD BRAD PITT.
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julia @ 05/28/2008 at 4:54 pm one more thing…

If Brad was My Man I would be kissing Him all the time

# 579 thinking back @ 05/28/2008 at 4:54 pm I use to hear my mom say that Jealousy was a sickness.

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seriously @ 05/28/2008 at 3:26 pm Obviously this poster ‘lol’ has never had the deep love like Brad and Angie have. Because if you love someone deep enough, you will do anything for that person. That’s why Angie had Brad’s babies, she is always by his side and supports everything he does. That’s why Brad is always by Angie’s side, supports everything she does and protects her and their children. Too bad, ‘lol’ has not find such deep love. This kind love is very hard to find. Brad and Angie are lucky to find each other and to have this kind of deep love between them.

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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.

I've just been over at JJ fucking with Brangeloonies...I think they are officially worse than Claymates. And scarier.
And they hate DListers for sure.

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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.

I think their house sounds fun! I still want them to adopt me.
I will be their fat, middle-aged daughter. They don't have one of those yet. :)

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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.

Hey Impertinent, NAN must be having a fit as we type.... and so the rest of the worshippers. LOL.

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Submitted by Lory on May 28, 2008 - 4:09pm.
Love it how JJers get their panties in a bunch over what people in here think. I bet Jared has a small seizure every time he comes here.
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So does "NAN."

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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

Love it how JJers get their panties in a bunch over what people in here think. I bet Jared has a small seizure every time he comes here.
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Blah, blah, blah. Usual tabloid crap. Boring.

Shiloh is one cute kid.

Beautiful and happy couple.and the kids is so cute~~ . I once saw this guy’s personal ad from **LovingRich.com** . You are no long a single already. Are you looking for only pals over there?

Submitted by dustbunny on May 28, 2008 - 4:12pm.
LMAO! The tabloids can't make up thier minds if these two are saints or the antichrist in behavior.

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Fav was last week when one had her as the worst beach body and another as the best. Same suit, same beach, completely different body, hmm, I wonder how that happened?

I get such a laugh out of the ignorant comments. Generally this site doesnt get as many as the others but they came out of the woodwork for this one!

Love to skinny dip BTW, so much I usually dont swim before dark.

Submitted by K2 on May 28, 2008 - 4:44pm.

Yeah, and Jolie tries to claim that the nannies NEVER stay over night. OK so how is it that they can skinny dip at 2am? You leave 4 kids in the house sleeping while you're screwing in the pool?! She's so full of shit that the help doesn't sleep over !!! hate that liar!

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SO say she has no help staying over... how would the help know they go skinny dipping at 2a.m...

could someone possibly be lying? say star magazine?

to be honest, i am pretty sure their nanny would have a gag order.

but it doesn't seem to matter, because even if its in news of the world, anything that contradicts what jolie said immediately makes her a liar.

people are so boringly and predictably gullible when it comes to jolie.. always looking to believe the worse even if it doesn't make sense... SNORE.

This is all too funny. Boy, that Shiloh--she really looks SO tempermental with that permanent "duh" look on her face--awww, just like daddy, isn't she? What a spitfire. I smell tabloid desperation--I guess the Pitt's move to France has caused them to go off the deep end.

With a staff full of nannies these kids are eating chocolate for breakfast? What a freakin' shame. I just want to know how Brad has the balls to praise Jolie's parenting. We know the bitch can't cook but for the sake of the kids, let one nanny go and hire a cook! Yeah, and Jolie tries to claim that the nannies NEVER stay over night. OK so how is it that they can skinny dip at 2am? You leave 4 kids in the house sleeping while you're screwing in the pool?! She's so full of shit that the help doesn't sleep over !!! hate that liar!

Isabella Remaney, Suri and Joli- Pitt kids are going to BE SO BRATTY when they are older those kids those kids have no guidelines.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 28, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by dustbunny on May 28, 2008 - 12:27pm.
If I was rich enough to have my own pool, I would skinny dip at 2 am too if I felt like it.

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Shhhhh, don't tell anyone, but me and Pudge do it in our neighbor's pool all the time.
hee hee hee

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LMAO! The tabloids can't make up thier minds if these two are saints or the antichrist in behavior.

Submitted by dustbunny on May 28, 2008 - 12:27pm.
If I was rich enough to have my own pool, I would skinny dip at 2 am too if I felt like it.

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Shhhhh, don't tell anyone, but me and Pudge do it in our neighbor's pool all the time.
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Sounds like a normal household with a shit-load of kids. FEH!

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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind

We're all stars now in the dope show