Morning Wood

Potential RIP Colin Farrell's hotness

Celebrity 'hunks' never look as good once they go back and forth between being really thin and not, and sometimes putting on extra weight.

Examples: Christian Bale, Ryan Gosling

Granted, they both still look way better than the average dude, but more ragged than they used to. There are probably more/better examples.

Did anyone notice that it looks like Colin Farrell is wearing a wedding band in those pics? Is he married or something?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 28, 2008 - 8:03am.
Woody was great on Cheers, and I loved "Kingpin" and "White Men Can't Jump"...he is a good actor....but what a fucking weirdo....

Woody's dad was a hitman. So, I guess the crazy doesn't fall far from the tree. I still cant help but like him tho!

Go Lakers!!!

I was watching the Red Wings game and Kid Rock was there so they interviewed him. He needs to lay off the beer. He is getting a gut and of course he is incredibly ugly. Not a lot he can do about that.

For some reason, I actually do think Kid's over it. The thing is people keep asking him about it, and he answers.

I've always adored Woody Harrelson. I was born in the same hospital as him.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

God, Woody Harrelson always cracks me up. He's a wonderful blessing on this world.

Rhea pregnant - Yahoo! Actually she shouldn't be allowed to bread, we have enough ugliness in the world.

I think Woody should go for the unbeatable, I'm thinking 365 day fast with no food or water should do the trick.

Droppin' Kids: I thought she was gay, too. Aren't most female comedians?

So Woody's going on a fast? If you're healthy and well-educated about the process, it can actually be very beneficial. As long as it's not his first time... you have to slowly work your way up to a 40 day fast!

Caroline Rhea preggers? Was a shock to me. Am I the only one who read rumors that she's gay? Not that I care, because I think she's very funny.

Droppin Kids Off in the Pool

Is Woody going to play Jesus?

Woody likes to smoke pot...SHHHH, don't tell anyone, it's a secret.

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You breathed on me and made my life a richer one to live,
When I was deep in poverty you taught me how to give,

people I know who knew Woody confirm he is a dick. No real friends would be with him.

hfg

http://www.intimatemingle.com

Why does someone discriminate black? I don't think love is just belongs to white. I'm a black and but my hubby is white. We met at +((((((((((((((((+ I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m +)))))+which tell us love is color blind. Our love proved this. I hope each one will not discriminate blacks.

I would like to thank +((((((+ I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m +)))))+for bringing a very close friend from 17 years ago. I never had the chance to express how I really felt. I had always watched her from afar, but due to Mutual friends it wouldn't be right, but now we are planning to meet for new years eve. We have exchanged dozens of e-mails and phone calls. She now knows how I felt for her 17 years ago, And our future is as bright as ever.

Caroline Rhea is expecting her first child this fall according to People
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OK, well, obviously it is true if it is in People Magazine.
Second of all...how long will it take her to take off the baby weight?

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You breathed on me and made my life a richer one to live,
When I was deep in poverty you taught me how to give,

i'm not concerned about woody...those contestants on survivor go without food for 39 days and they are all gaunt by the end of the show...all survived.

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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.

Harrelson looks like he's one line away from following in his father's footsteps.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Oh, stop DawnieDawnDawn. Ya can't get the Hep from silicone.

Bo Buchanan is the man!

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@Green:

I imagined it and now I think I have a touch of the hep, thankyouverymuch.

*stomps off*

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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

I like Woody, but he done lost his damn mind.

Kid Rock should be grateful. He dodged a psycho bullet when Pammy left. Can you imagine having those giant fake tits in you face??

Don't answer that. Oh, what the Hell. Answer it.

@LoLo:

I see the words you type, but all I can feel is Bo Buchanan and his HWATNESS.

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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

Lolo:

me too!
K-E-L-L-Y........

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"I milked the cow....it took a while to get her going, but here ya go!
We don't have cow- we have a bull...."
- Kingpin

Every time i see Woddy i sing to myself

Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly I love You Kelly.

The Kelly song from Cheers.
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I love Woody. He's a great actor and often underrated I think.

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 9:39am.
I want to hose Kid Rock down with a mixture of bleach and lye and then set fire to him anyway.

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oh! please do....I'll assist you!

Submitted by The C word on May 28, 2008 - 9:43am.

Submitted by Mopa on May 28, 2008 - 8:34am.
Caroline Rhea's babydaddy has the best name....Costaki Economopoulos. God only knows what the kid's name is going to be. Hopefully, with a last name like it's Daddy, they will keep it simple.
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Romulus Economopoulos has a nice ring to it.

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Lodgeous Economopoulos? Sounds cheap
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George Stephanopolos?

@PSL:

Ahahaaaaa "Kingpin". Love it. You got Munsoned.

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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

Woody was great on Cheers, and I loved "Kingpin" and "White Men Can't Jump"...he is a good actor....but what a fucking weirdo....

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"Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it."
- Jodie Foster

colin's just doing the trick anorexics (in the real world, not hollywood) do and wearing lots of layers and baggy clothes to disguise his thinness.

yippee!☺

Woody Harrelson gives me the hee-bee jee-bee's.

Minelli's eyebrows are effing scary

Submitted by Mopa on May 28, 2008 - 8:34am.
Caroline Rhea's babydaddy has the best name....Costaki Economopoulos. God only knows what the kid's name is going to be. Hopefully, with a last name like it's Daddy, they will keep it simple.
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Romulus Economopoulos has a nice ring to it.

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Lodgeous Economopoulos? Sounds cheap.

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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day

I want to hose Kid Rock down with a mixture of bleach and lye and then set fire to him anyway.

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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

Submitted by Mopa on May 28, 2008 - 8:34am.
Caroline Rhea's babydaddy has the best name....Costaki Economopoulos. God only knows what the kid's name is going to be. Hopefully, with a last name like it's Daddy, they will keep it simple.
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Romulus Economopoulos has a nice ring to it.

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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

Kid Rock should stick to being unclean and giving beatdowns at The Waffle House.

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"Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove."

I think Woody will starve to death on that island.

Kid Rock... we didn't care then and we don't care now.

Caroline Rhea's babydaddy has the best name....Costaki Economopoulos. God only knows what the kid's name is going to be. Hopefully, with a last name like it's Daddy, they will keep it simple.

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In loving memory of my cousin,"Big" John, who died in a plane crash on 5/17/08. You died doing something you loved.

Soooo...Kid Rock...I guess the tough guy image is just an act, then?

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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.

Morning Wood-y!

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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.

Michael Lohan.... Snakeskin boots, trenchcoat, and baseball hat.... where to begin....
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!

Congrats Caroline Rhea

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We were robbed!

Woody Harrelson = scared the piss outta me!!!

Colin Farrell = i'd fuck his corpse. What?

Jason Lewis = pa-tooey.

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

If Woody starves himself for 40 days, that will be the biggest case of the munchies, EVER.

ps: Dear Kid Rock, could you please go away for good? Thank you.

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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.