Pussy Abuse!
Dreamboat Doherty was late for a gig at Brixton Mass last night, because he had to bury one of his kittens on the side of the road. Before Dreamy arrived, the audience was told he was running late and that one of his kittens had "gone crazy." Gulp. When Dreamy arrived, one of his friends was seen carrying one of his other cats in a pet carrier.
He finally got on stage and said, "Sorry I'm late. But considering I've had to bury one of my cats at the roadside I've done pretty well to be here."
Dreamy has already been taped giving one of his cats crack and he's also admitted to trying to kill one of his other cats after he had a bad batch of crack. The kitten just died on the way to the venue? It probably offed itself. It couldn't take the madness anymore.
Paging Annemarie Lucas! Somebody tell Annemarie from Animal Precinct that she's needed for an International mission in London.
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Submitted by Kizzy on May 28, 2008 - 10:27am.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 28, 2008 - 10:21am.
Kizzy,
Apparently both animal abuse and drug abuse are both legal in England.
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I knew they decriminalized a lot of their drug laws, but I didn't realize there were no laws against animal abuse. Shameful.
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Just make sure you dont call their princess "robust". They take that shit super seriously *eye roll*
Submitted by Mr. President on May 28, 2008 - 10:26am.
Once in a while, you read stories in the news about a rash of overdoses due to some extra pure heroin hitting the streets.
Why the fuck can't PETA hire someone as a dealer to sell Petey some extra pure shit at a price so cheap he can buy a LOT of it. Just asking.
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Sounds like a winning plan, to me!! HEY!! UKers!! Get Busy On This!!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
He needs to fucking die already. Worthless piece of shit.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Kizzy, nothing wrong with being being bothered by that.
You are passionate about animals being harmed for no reason.
That just shows us you have soul kizzy.
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Submitted by Mr. President on May 28, 2008 - 6:26am.
Good idea!
*waiting for the Dohertyloonies*
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We were robbed!
He needs to do the world, and those cats, a favor and just OD.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 28, 2008 - 10:21am.
Kizzy,
Apparently both animal abuse and drug abuse are both legal in England.
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I knew they decriminalized a lot of their drug laws, but I didn't realize there were no laws against animal abuse. Shameful.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Once in a while, you read stories in the news about a rash of overdoses due to some extra pure heroin hitting the streets.
Why the fuck can't PETA hire someone as a dealer to sell Petey some extra pure shit at a price so cheap he can buy a LOT of it. Just asking.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 28, 2008 - 6:25am.
Rant on baby!
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We were robbed!
Submitted by axopire on May 28, 2008 - 10:19am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 28, 2008 - 3:16pm
Apparently so. I guess they figure when he eventually cleans up he'll go "nude" for them. Which would really cause people to run for the nearest biggest fur coat they could find, to cover that nasty shit up.
Yeah if they really "cared" about animals, they'd have been all over this asshat since he gave the joint to the penguin in the damned zoo.
ANYBODY ANYWHERE, PLEASE DO ME A HUGE FAVOR, AND SPIT IN PETE DOHERTY'S FACE!!! A BIG ONE!! THANK YOU!!! I'll stop shrieking now. Sorry about ranting and raving. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy,
Apparently both animal abuse and drug abuse are both legal in England.
Bad form! Lock this ass-wipe in a room with needles, straws, a mound of bad crack and don't open the door until his heart has offically stopped.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 28, 2008 - 3:16pm.
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I would if I could but unfortunately Pete's crack army of arselickers who think he's a "tortured genius" and "hounded by society" would probably cut me up into pieces before I got the chance.
Where the fuck is PeTA? Do they give immunity to douches?
Submitted by Why.So.Serious. on May 28, 2008 - 10:17am.
That's so sad.
They cat is probably in Pussy Rehab as we type.
I wish it all the best.
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If it's dead and buried beside the road, I think it's way beyond rehab and your best wishes.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Shameful and disgraceful, and when they eventually find him face-down in an alley gutter somewhere, drowning in sewage, and his own vomit, the bells you hear will be kitten angels singing.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
That's so sad.
They cat is probably in Pussy Rehab as we type.
I wish it all the best.
Do Britons not care about the treatment of pets? Why have they not busted out with bats and brooms and pitchforks and torches, and run this diseased piece of offal away from all civilization?
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Why is he allowed to have pets? The only animal he should be allowed to be around is Amy Winehouse.
PETA is too busy bashing Sharon Stone in all her fur fabulousness to bother with crackheads setting pussy on fire.
Someone needs to be demoted!!
www.myspace.com/triston
I'm sure the audience was ready to stampede at being denied his art for even one minute.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
"The cat freaked out"??? As though there is NOTHING about Pete being a freak of an entirely different nature that could POSSIBLY freak a tiny kitten out. Pete Doperty is the slimy parasite on the scum of the fucking earth.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
pussy killer!!!!
Wonder if Wino can count on a similar roadside burial if Petey has a "bad batch" of crack. He should stick with the "good" crack that prompts you to recite love poetry and knit lovely sweaters.
Where is the SPCA?
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Where in the FUCK is PETA?????? That just breaks my heart. That a waste of space such as he is allowed to exist, is abhorrent to me enough, the way he murders pets is nauseating. Someone throw his nasty evil ass back in prision, and don't let him out. ;( ::crying face::
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by carlk223 on May 28, 2008 - 10:06am.
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OMG, he looks ugly. Just saw this dude's profile on millionaire&celeb datiing site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
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HES LOOKING FOR CRACK HEADS WITH A STASH DURRRRRRRR. Fucker
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Save a kitty, kill a crackhead.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Would someone please keep all small animals away from this man?
Why hasn't this piece of shit OD'd yet?
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
I think this guy is great father material.
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Asshole.
Save the cats!
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We were robbed!