Pussy Abuse!
Dreamboat Doherty was late for a gig at Brixton Mass last night, because he had to bury one of his kittens on the side of the road. Before Dreamy arrived, the audience was told he was running late and that one of his kittens had "gone crazy." Gulp. When Dreamy arrived, one of his friends was seen carrying one of his other cats in a pet carrier.
He finally got on stage and said, "Sorry I'm late. But considering I've had to bury one of my cats at the roadside I've done pretty well to be here."
Dreamy has already been taped giving one of his cats crack and he's also admitted to trying to kill one of his other cats after he had a bad batch of crack. The kitten just died on the way to the venue? It probably offed itself. It couldn't take the madness anymore.
Paging Annemarie Lucas! Somebody tell Annemarie from Animal Precinct that she's needed for an International mission in London.
I have a pussy for him.Yum
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
he looks like he's about to eat the poor thing!
run, kitty, run!!
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yeah, I said it! what?
What the hell is wrong with him? Crackheads...
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
If anyone ever bothered to actually research stories about Peter before claiming they're true, I might die of shock myself.
None of the kitties are dead. See this story -http://www.nme.com/news/pete-doherty/36912 - and the comment from Adrian, his manager, who posts as babybear. The kittens are with him and are all fine.
I am going to break into his fucking crackden, shoot him up with heroin, and ram a spiked dildo down his fucking throat. No one on earth would suspect foul play.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Earlier in the day I provided contact information for PETA UK. Here is the contact information for the RSPCA:
RSPCA Enquiries Service, Wilberforce Way, Southwater, Horsham, West Sussex RH13 9RS
. . . and the link to their web site:
http://www.rspca.org.uk/servlet/Satellite?pagename=RSPCA/Utility/Contact
I am planning to contact both organizations about this lunatic.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
WHERE IS THE RSPCA?
Mrs. Kravitz,
I have been an Eddie fan for over 10 years now, and he never gave me the "tinglies" before seeing him live....BOY HOWDY, in a pair of jeans! Mmmm Mmmm GOOOD!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 28, 2008 - 8:34am.
Eddie is the only man I have ever really loved.
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You breathed on me and made my life a richer one to live,
When I was deep in poverty you taught me how to give,
dawn's photo of yesterday had me so hot and bothered, I just had to join. Too bad you live thousands of miles away over an ocean.
Submitted by fulgora77 on May 28, 2008 - 8:42am.
When I adopted my cats in the U.K. I had to fill out a three page application, and have a home visit.
It was from The Cat Protection Society. They also have the RSPCA.
Submitted by fulgora77 on May 28, 2008 - 11:42am.
WORD.
I would dearly love to know the answers to those same questions myself. As far as touching that? Fucker better hope he stays farther than spitting distance from me, if not, he's getting a face full of loogie. Which is a fantasy, sadly I fear I will never be able to see. Chances of Doperty draggin' his nasty self to North Carolina are between zero and none. So, anybody who sees him, please spit in his face!!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
_Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 28, 2008 - 11:26am.
I just emailed you.
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Why haven't these animals been taken from him yet?! The douchebag freely admits to abusing them, is there no SPCA in England? Fuck PETA, those bastards are useless as tits on a nun unless there's money to be made.
By the way....I wouldn't let that greasy motherfucker touch me with his pinkie finger even if he was wearing a hazmat suit and a body condom.
Mrs. K
I am ALLLL about the love now!
I was mean and hard-hearted, but i saw Eddie Izzard live this weekend, and i'm now ALLLL ABOUT the love!
(mainly cuz i spent the whole show marveling over "little" Eddie)
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 28, 2008 - 8:27am.
*runs out to buy red ear muffs and a neckbrace*
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NOW I'm getting farklempt!
you guys...sniff, sniff...you guys rock!
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You breathed on me and made my life a richer one to live,
When I was deep in poverty you taught me how to give,
*runs out to buy red ear muffs and a neckbrace*
BRB
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 28, 2008 - 11:24am
I'm sure he'd be willing to trade a kitten for a rock, easy.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 8:25am.
Jeez, Dawnie, don't get all farklempt!
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You breathed on me and made my life a richer one to live,
When I was deep in poverty you taught me how to give,
She wears as a neck brace and earmuffs. Red earmuffs.
The worst part is she is overweight. I mean if she was thin then it would all be good but since she isn't thin, what's the differnce. Might as well be crazy, too, huh?
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You breathed on me and made my life a richer one to live,
When I was deep in poverty you taught me how to give,
Mrs. K:
The fact that a bat-shit crazy lady reminds you of us, well, it's....*sniff* So special. *wipes tear*
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Mrs. K,
Just some strange crazy lady calls you Bitches every morning??!?!?! That's hot! That absolutely beats rush-hour!!!
Kizzy,
ITA! Someone in London needs to get a bad batch of crack to Pete STAT!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
This freak needs to be buried on the side of the road. What's even better, cut his head off and put it on a stick on London Bridge, like they did "way back when." Suck MF!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 28, 2008 - 11:19am.
Everyday I get off the bus and head North to my office. There is this crazy lady walking South. Every time she sees me and Minch she screams BITCHEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Makes me think of you guys. ♥
HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
That sounds like fun
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In case anyone was wondering, yes I will be having a 3-toasted almonds lunch. So I should be in a much cheerier mood!!!
Love your kitty, love them right, or they'll fart in your face in the middle of the night.♥♥♥♥
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
If I were one of his kittens I would scratch the fuckers eyes out I hope he rots in hell.
Everyday I get off the bus and head North to my office. There is this crazy lady walking South. Every time she sees me and Minch she screams BITCHEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Makes me think of you guys. ♥
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You breathed on me and made my life a richer one to live,
When I was deep in poverty you taught me how to give,
I HOPE SOMEONE DESTROYS HIS FAVORITE CRACKPIPE! I mean, that's really the only way to really hurt him good. Kitten murderer!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
WHat a fucking asshole. ANd I'm sorry, what kind of crackhead takes kittens in the car to shows with them? WTF?
He should NOT be allowed to even care for a cockroach. Those fuckers can live THREE days without their heads before they starve to death, but I'm sure under Petey's care they'd croak within a day, with their heads.
Asshole.
@Dani and Kizzy:
Yes, a couple of days ago, but I can't remember the specifics. I have Avast! so I wasn't too worried. It hasn't happened since.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
"Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 28, 2008 - 10:36am.
What I wanna know is who in the fuck is giving him these helpless kittens?"
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They're probably strays, poor things =(
Why can't he redirect some of that crack hostility into a bar of soap and a brillo pad???
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Submitted by dani bo bani on May 28, 2008 - 10:55am
I have Norton, and haven't seen any alerts. I think DawnieDawnDawn got a virus warning a little while ago.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
when i click on the Dlisted main site,
my antivirus program, NOD32 says there's a trojan threat
is this happening to anyone else??????
if you guys don't have a virus scanner, be careful!!!
Submitted by KittenKatinCanada on May 28, 2008 - 10:45am
Thank you!!! I hope they don't mind snail mails as well as emails. I just want to make sure they understand how badly events like this that go unchallenged reflect on their organization.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by ocd can be good on May 28, 2008 - 10:43am.
Thanks for your comment Kizzy. Had I allowed my rant to runneth over it would have been truly nasty. I love those little creatures.
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I was on the verge of loonyhood, but barely managed to reel it in.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
This idiot needs to be stopped. Here is the contact information for PETA in the UK:
PETA Europe Ltd.
PO Box 36668
London SE1 1WA
United Kingdom
+44 (0)20 7357 9229
+44 (0)20 7357 0901 (fax)
Info@peta.org.uk (general enquiries)
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
Submitted by Kizzy on May 28, 2008 - 9:41am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 28, 2008 - 10:36am.
What I wanna know is who in the fuck is giving him these helpless kittens? They should be buried at the side of the road, as well.
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ITA....Well said, well spoken, you damn right.
I gotta shovel......
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....and I have a pick-axe (sp?). I swear, whoever's giving him these poor kittens must either be soulless, cracked out, or completely braindead.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Submitted by LoLo on May 28, 2008 - 10:41am.
_Submitted by Kizzy on May 28, 2008 - 10:37am.
Kizzy
I promise you, till the day i die, i will NEVER EVER stalk ANY of your cats.
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You just wait til I post pictures of their hotness, you won't be able to help yourself, you'll be totally enraptured :)
Yes, animals are people too. Molly says hello, yes, right now, hell yes, hell no, and me. I thought I heard her call Moose an asshole, but I may be wrong....
All that joy and love MURDERED by that waste of oxygen. Shameful.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Thanks for your comment Kizzy. Had I allowed my rant to runneth over it would have been truly nasty. I love those little creatures.
Submitted by Stoney on May 28, 2008 - 7:29am.
He needs to fucking die already. Worthless piece of shit.
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I second THAT comment.
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"Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it."
- Jodie Foster
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 28, 2008 - 10:36am.
What I wanna know is who in the fuck is giving him these helpless kittens? They should be buried at the side of the road, as well.
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ITA....Well said, well spoken, you damn right.
I gotta shovel......
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
_Submitted by Kizzy on May 28, 2008 - 10:37am.
Kizzy
I promise you, till the day i die, i will NEVER EVER stalk ANY of your cats.
Awwwww kittens and puppies are people too!
My doggie Pac Man told me just last night, he said, "Momma? Can i ask you a question"
and i said," AHHHHHHHHHHH YOU CAN TALK!"
Then he rolled his eyes at me like i was some kind of speshul.
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Submitted by xxyxz on May 28, 2008 - 10:35am.
Kizzy
Excellent suggestion!!! I will certainly take it upon myself to suggest that very thing, the first Doperty avvie I see. Thank you!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Fuckbag need a bad batch of drugs. Bye, asshole!
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Dreamy! The Hoff and I are on our way, darling! We are bringing the Meow Mix and Cracknip (typo but I'm keeping it-lol)!
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
@LoLo---♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LMAO-Perhaps if their "robust" princess got up off her "robust" ass, and tried to save some kittens from that crackhead, she'd shed some of that "robustness". Running down a crackhead is better than running track. I do, I do love me some little critters. Especially those of the feline persuasion.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
What I wanna know is who in the fuck is giving him these helpless kittens? They should be buried at the side of the road, as well.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 28, 2008 - 3:25pm.
That mental image is frightening but probably true. I never got that "tortured genius" shit though, OK, I don't care if he drugs himself to death (as a lot of musicians do), but from what I've heard he's a really violent, crime committing and animal abusing arsehole. There isn't anything "tortured" about that.
Yeah, I think what it's proved is that peta only gets involved in shit if it's "popular" to hate someone (i.e. the Trollsens). They wouldn't dare go after Pete.
Kizzy
I think people with a picture in his avie should replace it with a picture of a cat...Or pussy
whatever tickles your pickle
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We were robbed!
Submitted by xxyxz on May 28, 2008 - 10:28am.
Submitted by Mr. President on May 28, 2008 - 6:26am.
Good idea!
*waiting for the Dohertyloonies*
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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Hey girl! Hope you're well today. re:loonies:FUCK DEM HOS. There is no way they can even try to defend this shit. There is no defense for this shit. I'm sorry, I can't help it. My heart is cat-shaped.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥