Wednesday, May 28th 2008
Dead Horse
Jessica Simpson has gone cuntry in an obvious attempt to resurrect her dead music career. The horse is already dead. She needs to stop torturing it. UsWeekly posted her new county single, "Come On Over." I'll come on over and muzzle the bitch.
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Missy,
ITA!!!!
Well said.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
What a shitty song! Her screechy voice has always annoyed the piss outta me.
Grr. I can't see the picture
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We were robbed!
A guitar alone does not make a country song.
edit: Yeah what Missy said.
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having a little steel pedal in a song DOES NOT make it country music!!!
HEY DUMBASS! Please see Johnny Cash, Bill Monroe, Jimmy Rogers, Doc Watson, or Merle Haggard.
Willie only told you your music was good cause he's a skirt chaser ya bimbo
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
While I don't really know much about the country genre... Isn't it about being a humble regular everyday person?
I don't think she's going to score any points with that designer bag in this picutre.
Go away Jessica Simpson
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We were robbed!
UGH. That was miserable. Who ever told Jessica she could sing needs to be shot. And she always looks like she's having convulsions when she performs.
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While she's still pretty, Jessica needs to move back to TX and marry some nouveau-riche business man. She's perfect for the role of professional wife.