Wednesday, May 28th 2008
So Long To Lil' Kim's Original Face
Hold hands, bow your heads and say a final prayer for Lil Kim's old face. It's gone forever.
Lil' Kim now looks like she should join the cast of CATS. No make-up or mask required. I bet if you sprinkled some cat nip on her ass, she would go crazy, climb the walls and roll on the floor like a pair of dice. Someone stick a q-tip in her puss, she's done!
Here's Kim at the SATC premiere last night in NYC. I've also thrown in some pictures of Perry and Etty Farrell. Etty is what Kim is striving to look like. They're going to be twins in a couple of years.
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Well that is it for you Perry.
Perry fucking Farrell at a Sex and the Fucking City Premiere.
What is it Perry? Janes Addiction was to Jimmy Choos? The sex and the City girls will make great pets?
Nothing else was shocking so you went all out lame Perry?
Next he will tell me the Mountain song was about Coors Fucking Lite?
Standing in the shower thinking about Sex and the City?
*throws old skate board at the computer screen and poors vodka in my coffee*
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that's whack. I thought it was Maria Conchita Alonso.
Submitted by Mr. President on May 28, 2008 - 9:16am.
BTW, where WAS Phoebe Price, anyway? I thought this was a major event. Phoebe must have seen it and knew it was going to bomb. Not good for the career to be associated with a rotten film.
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I think they denied her entry: only so many chicken cutlets allowed and Kim filled the quota.
Although, she may have been busy lunching at the Ivy with her good friend Mario Lopez. ;)
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Missy,
I knew he'd been married for a few years, but i guess i had never seen her. Wow! She might have been pretty before the lifts, tucks, and stretches!! She looks like Wildensteins love child with the cook!!!
C'est la vie...I still have Trent Reznor!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
funny thing is... She was HWAT at one time in her life
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We were robbed!
Submitted by The C word on May 28, 2008 - 9:08am.
She's turning into the black Phoebe Price.
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BTW, where WAS Phoebe Price, anyway? I thought this was a major event. Phoebe must have seen it and knew it was going to bomb. Not good for the career to be associated with a rotten film.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Oh god. Oh my fucking god.
Holy f... her face... it... damn!
That shit's gotta hurt.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
What would happen if she at least got the cheek implants taken out? I know she'd look less like a marionette...but would she then have saggy bloodhound face?
I'd consider plastic surgery...but, much as I'd like things to be a little different, I'd have to leave my face the hell alone. Too many horrible mistakes that we see on the red carpet and you KNOW there have to be a bazillion more botch jobs that just never make their way into print...Those folks have the good sense to stay hidden away.
Submitted by chefcammi on May 28, 2008 - 9:12am.
ok- I have to give some props to SJP- she may not have the BEST features (nose, squinty eyes, hulking mole) but at least she didnt go and fug herself up like this piece. Look at her nose! She doesnt even have a bridge on her nose- it's like a plank!
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Just you wait. SJP is coming up to the midlife crisis point. She'll look like Lil' Kim in no time.
Sweet Mary, is it a prerequisite that, to attend the SATC premiere, you must be a reanimated corpse?
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on May 28, 2008 - 9:11am.
Anyone else remember when she was black?
She was in prison- so yeah she's black alright.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on May 28, 2008 - 9:11am.:
Congrats on your CT win!
Boo Boo Petals...teehee.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
ok- I have to give some props to SJP- she may not have the BEST features (nose, squinty eyes, hulking mole) but at least she didnt go and fug herself up like this piece. Look at her nose! She doesnt even have a bridge on her nose- it's like a plank!
It always amazes me why celebrities have to go and fuck themselves up to where they no longer resemble themselves!
Oh well, back to reading about sexay times with the wall fucker.
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"We'll dance in the garden in torn sheets in the rain"
Anyone else remember when she was black?
Cue those mid 90's videos!!
Now?!
This 3 apples high, skank ass ho looks like slightly burnt cinna-blasian
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clarrise - im pretty sure farrell's been married to her for a while now... weird, i know...
love him
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
She's turning into the black Phoebe Price.
I liked her better when she wore pasties and other haute couture on the red carpet.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
I think most people only recognize her ass or her titties. Her face doesn't really matter that much, and I'm shocked she's wearing clothes!
Awesome. She looks about 40 years older.
Holy shit Perry! WHAT is that you are walking down the carpet with????
Snikeys!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
She looks like one of the Jackson family members.
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