Bad Dogs
"Living Lohan" and "Denise Richards: I'm Constipated" premiered last night and two words perfectly sum up both shows: DOG SHIT! Seriously, why are dogs on reality shows always shitting on the carpet? Always! I notice these things.
The Osbournes' dogs shit on the rugs. Anna Nicole's Sugarpie shit on the rugs. Jessica Simpson's Daisy shit on the rugs. My dog is the dumbest (but hottest) bitch on the planet and even he doesn't go caca times on the rugs.
Denise Richards' show took it to the next level last night. Her pet pig shit on the floor and then one of her dog's ate it (below). The dog learned how to do that from his days with Charlie Sheen.
Don't ask me what else happened on Denise and White Oprah's shows, because the animal shit is all I remembered. That should tell you something.
This has been another quality post brought to you by Michael K! I can't help it. This shit bothers me!
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 28, 2008 - 9:04am.
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Hey, Dreamy!
I left you a message @ the
"boat" thread. Read that shit, I spent time writing that!
OT: Denise's face reminds me more and more of Wacko's. She used to look human, WTF happened?
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
TO Gyeah ... hope I got that right .. you make me laugh so much cause I used to own 4 cats in the house so I know boxes .... Yeah I so agree keep the box clean the bowl full and a cat is a sweet thang and I loved my cats but yeah like I said a dog is like a child ... way all the attention ... why these folks in the RICH world miss the groove .
Submitted by someone.f.else on May 27, 2008 - 8:31pm.
I will tell you so why ... cause these folks and if this has been said before cuse me for speaking in return ... But a DOG is like a child these folks need cats .. Oh wait they wouldnt know how to train a cat to a box would they ... Dogs are sensitive and these folks ignore them like the stink on their own .... oh stupid me wait again ... theirs dont stink .... Train your dogs ...RICH Folk .... only takes three or so days ... Gesssh ... They ignore their kids like they ignore these dogs ... Why all poops ... on all ....
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Anyway, there'd be the 2nd face translplant in history because my cats would eat my fucking face if i ignore them and/or don't keep the litterbox squeaky clean. Sometimes i feel a dog would be easier to take care of than a cat. These bitches DEMAND attention gotdammit, I'm tired bitches! let me watch tv in peace! DAMN.
As a added note ... FYI .... I own a 22 month female PURE BloodHound huge and unafriad in her nature she lives in the house and hasnt done her business in the house since she was 5 months old When We purchased her ... took I swear three days ... We have a full balanced dog now and she wouldnt think out of humilation to do her business in the house ..... EWWWWWWwwwww!
what was so gross was denise was carrying around the little pig and poop was falling out of him the whole time. she took him in the kitchen where her father had dinner almost ready to serve and when her dad pointed out the fact the pig was pooping denise just looked down at it then kept rambling on about whatever. after that she took it into the living room to show her daughters! I mean gross! can she not think to take the pig outside and bring the people to it rather than let it poop everywhere? and yes charlie sheen might be able to make a point that she has ten dogs, three pigs and three cats and nothing appears to be housebroken!
MK is swear i love you...i'm addicted to ur page and i love every word you write...tells u what a sick fuck i am...you're the best and i voted for you and i hope u win!! Post the results ;)
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waooo,,cute dog. I saw his picture before with his host.
Now I have to watch Denise's show to see if the dog poops on her, and if she charges it the standard $10 extra.
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If the purpose of Denise's reality show is to illustrate what a no-talent, self-involved bitch she is, then she succeeded quite nicely.
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I will tell you so why ... cause these folks and if this has been said before cuse me for speaking in return ... But a DOG is like a child these folks need cats .. Oh wait they wouldnt know how to train a cat to a box would they ... Dogs are sensitive and these folks ignore them like the stink on their own .... oh stupid me wait again ... theirs dont stink .... Train your dogs ...RICH Folk .... only takes three or so days ... Gesssh ... They ignore their kids like they ignore these dogs ... Why all poops ... on all ....
I'm assuming that Dina Lohan raises her dogs as well as she raises her children, so I'm surprised we haven't seen her dog do a carjacking while wearing borrowed pants with drugs in them.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
My two psycho chihuahuas don't mess the floor unless they haven't been let out properly (i.e., last October's 12-hr stay in the ER for my S/O), and even then, they do it in the kitchen, which has aged vinyl instead of hardwood.
Bad owner is DR's dogs' problem.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
Submitted by jussayin on May 27, 2008 - 8:03pm.
...yup! Michael Vick's dogs don't shit on no damn rugs!!!**********
yup, and Michael Vick wouldn't shit on my damn rugs...jusssayin'.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by jussayin on May 27, 2008 - 8:03pm.
...yup! Michael Vick's dogs don't shit on no damn rugs!!!
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It's hard to shit on a rug when you're dead.. BAAAAAH!
Poor doggies though :*(
i prefer to not know that either of these show's exist...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
Charlie Sheen comes off as a total and complete sack of shit in life, and this chick doesn't seem to be too far behind (Richards), if not way ahead of him. Why would anyone who isn't making fun of these people for a living watch this piece of shit of a show is beyond all that is sane and good. I'd imagine my brain would look like the inside of Britney's stomach after an episode of the I'm Constipated show.
For those who missed/could watch Living Lohan last night here's a youtube link to the first part of last nights ep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A23ey6J3gp0
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Submitted by gyeah on May 27, 2008 - 8:58pm.
it's a white people thing. Just kidding!!!!! I meant It's a spoiled rich bitch thing.
...yup! Michael Vick's dogs don't shit on no damn rugs!!!
*I keed, I keed* I am Black alright....
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yeah, I said it! what?
"The Osbournes' dogs shit on the rugs. Anna Nicole's Sugarpie shit on the rugs. Jessica Simpson's Daisy shit on the rugs. My dog is the dumbest (but hottest) bitch on the planet and even he doesn't go caca times on the rugs."
it's a white people thing. Just kidding!!!!! I meant It's a spoiled rich bitch thing.
I have 2 dogs. A lab mix and a rat terrier. Big and small dogs....neither of which shit or piss in the house. I keep them on a schedule and they know when to let me know. Now my cats are another story. One of those bastards get their panties in a bunch and they pee in the corner. I'm just teasing, I love those little bastards.
Unfortunately I will be there every week to watch that dogshit train wreck that is Denise Richards. I love it how she feels she needs to "Set the record straight." That she's not just the "Bond girl." Was anybody checking for her at all? She's way more famous for being a lying hobag than she is for being a Bond girl.
Submitted by mike: "Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 27, 2008 - 7:06pm.
Minch was eating goose shit this weekend.
Doggie foie gras."
*DYING laughing*
There is a DEFINITE correlation between people not housetraining their animals and being crappy parents. I know several people who have animals who shit and piss wherever they please. Some of those people have children and they are also horribly behaved little shits.
Just spent the weekend with my SIL & BIL who have a dog. That poor dog peed and crapped all over my MIL's house, even though we walked the dog several times a day. They started out crate-training, but they let it sleep in their bed *sometimes*. He's in day care all day, and then they leave him at home while they go out to dinner and party all night long. (If you ask me, he's just greedy for attention. He exhibits the same behavior my kids do when I've been dlisting too long.)
I can't WAIT until they have a kid. It's gonna be priceless.
So you have a maid, you have an assistant, why can't you get someone to take your stinking dog for a walk - or train it? This is what happens when animals are accessories and not part of the family. It's insane. KT
I watched both shows and it's official Denise & Dina are useless cunts.
Great, Denise and Dina can reenact 2Girls1Cup and fall over dead from E. coli.
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Yeah, the dog shit in the house is either for reality show, or those celebutards do not let their dogs out/walk them long enough to shit. I had a dog, raised it from a puppy and once it was paper trained, it NEVER shit in the house. Even when that poor bitch was about to give ass birth to soupy doggy diarrhea poo babies, he woke my ass up in the middle of the night to leave that steaming pile of goodness on my meigbor's lawn....(hehe...I didn't clean it up cuz I hate that stupid whore 'til this very day)
Yeah, I know, it's kinda weird I had a dog since I'm a tiger, but we were buds...I still miss that hot bitch...(he went and died on my tiger ass...*sob*...)
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eating it is DISGUSTING!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 27, 2008 - 4:10pm.
THAT RETARD PHOEBE PRICE is making the front page here!!
It's the Hollywood dream: to become famous for nothing, without reason.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
It's because all those rich, dumb, spoiled cunts don't understand you need to take a dog for a walk 2/3 times a day.
I have a dog and she NEVER shits on the carpet because I take her out for a walk. It's very easy. If you teach your dog from day one that they can't do poopoo and pisspiss in the house they'll remember and do it outside.
But all these celebs are too lazy and dumb to understand that. Besides they have some poor maid or assistent clean it up for them. So why would they bother.
If I had a dog (which I did) and he shit on the floor (which he did) his sorry little ass would be out the door (which he is).
I love that tons of footage of these idiotic humans is on the cutting room floor because a dog eating another dog's shit is actually more attractive.
And Dina Lohan is a nasty mofo, claiming to be "helping her daughter to pursue her dreams" by letting her drop out of school at 14 and making her into laughingstock tabloid fodder. Nice work.
They shit in the house because they can, these fucking spoiled stars don't clean up the shit ..they make the maids do it..
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 27, 2008 - 4:10pm.
This is so off-topic, but I'm gonna scream. THAT RETARD PHOEBE PRICE is making the front page here!!!!!!!!!!!
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The only reason I would watch that show is for her Boston Terrier. Ever. Poor Gracie. I wish I could take her out of that hell hole.
She had them on the "Dog Whisperer."
Ceasar basically told her she has shit for brains, and the dogs are smarter than her by fucking FAR.
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
DiamondDawg-
that's wierd, considering she wasn't mentioned in the article....
people with samll dogs do tend to want to do that lazy newspaper/wee wee pad craziness...
but I take my aunt's dog outside twice a day minimum and that bitch will come inside and then deliberately piss and shit on the carpet....right by the door, sometimes right after she comes back in the house. Small dogs tend to be bitches!!
Bitch also thought she was too good to go outside in the rain...*evil laughter* but not no more...
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yeah, I said it! what?
Submitted by jussayin - LMAO!!!
my aunt's 14 year old dog shits in the house!
I think it's a small dog thing...
my dog knows better!
Yep, small dogs are notoriously harder to train than larger dogs, but it doesn't mean it can't be done - gah! Just another example of extreme laziness on the part of these pet owners.
This is so off-topic, but I'm gonna scream. THAT RETARD PHOEBE PRICE is making the front page here!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.latimes.com/features/lifestyle/la-ig-cannes25-2008may25,0,484...
Submitted by mike on May 27, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Doggie foie gras.
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Yup! :)
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 27, 2008 - 7:06pm.
Minch was eating goose shit this weekend.
Doggie foie gras.
Minch was eating goose shit this weekend.
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Submitted by bellafortuna on May 27, 2008 - 6:57pm.
There is something very, very wrong here when the network can't edit out the shit because there isn't anything else of value that is worth capturing for that particular episode? So we see the dog eating pig shit. Wow. Class.
Well, it was either that or more of Ali Lohan's vocal stylings, sooooo
Heeeeeeeyyyy....my dog shit on our carpet too this weekend!! She must have been watching those new reality shows...i cant think of anything that might entice her to poop more than watching that caca! Blech! x-P
LMAO!!!
my aunt's 14 year old dog shits in the house!
I think it's a small dog thing...
my dog knows better!
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yeah, I said it! what?
Submitted by mike on May 27, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Dina Lohan can't raise her kids, so what makes you think she could properly raise a dog?
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Based on the stories from Chateau Marmont, apparently LiLo isn't housebroken either. Reportedly, she left her rooms (!) in such a mess that the maids were shocked.
How bad does a room have to be to shock a hotel maid!?!
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Why would you want the nation to know that your dogs shit all over the floor? I bet the producers love it, big ratings among the genius public.
You forgot Hogans Know Best dogs shit all over their house, Gene Simmons dogs shit on their carpet, and even Housewives of Orange County had dogs shitting in their house.
I think it's a requirement for reality shows now.
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Perhaps the shit is representative of the collective careers of Denise, Jessica, the Osbournes and the Lohans.
There is something very, very wrong here when the network can't edit out the shit because there isn't anything else of value that is worth capturing for that particular episode? So we see the dog eating pig shit. Wow. Class.
Dina Lohan can't raise her kids, so what makes you think she could properly raise a dog?