Bad Dogs
"Living Lohan" and "Denise Richards: I'm Constipated" premiered last night and two words perfectly sum up both shows: DOG SHIT! Seriously, why are dogs on reality shows always shitting on the carpet? Always! I notice these things.
The Osbournes' dogs shit on the rugs. Anna Nicole's Sugarpie shit on the rugs. Jessica Simpson's Daisy shit on the rugs. My dog is the dumbest (but hottest) bitch on the planet and even he doesn't go caca times on the rugs.
Denise Richards' show took it to the next level last night. Her pet pig shit on the floor and then one of her dog's ate it (below). The dog learned how to do that from his days with Charlie Sheen.
Don't ask me what else happened on Denise and White Oprah's shows, because the animal shit is all I remembered. That should tell you something.
This has been another quality post brought to you by Michael K! I can't help it. This shit bothers me!
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Ok, Michael, now I know why I am addicted to you and you have confirmed what I always knew, I think exactly like you. When I saw the Lohan dog dump one while lying in bed reading TIME mag btw, after seeing the Denise Richards crap, literally,(hey my hubby watches that crap) I was like, "why are dogs always shitting on these shows!?!" My husband was like "What?!?" I mean it's constant. SICK! Nasty.
Thank you for inking what I'm always thinking!
I have a dog, and not once has he ever gone to the potty in the house. He would never dream of shitting or pissing in the house. Then there is Denise Richards and Dina Lohan who make light of the shitting in the house issue. Yeah, make light of it when you pay people to clean up after your nasty ass, poorly trained animals. Mk, you are right, I wouldn't know what else went on during these two shows because all I saw were animals crapping every 5 or 10 minutes. Stands to reason, they are both shitty shows!
How about an intimate sugar mingle? Kringle tingle mingle? Inmate booger mingle? Ah, bollocks, spammers blow.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on May 27, 2008 - 6:53pm.
Charlie should TiVo this and use to gain custody. Obviously, she's an unfit mother who keeps a filthy house. No wonder the kids always look sullen when they are with her.
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Judge: Do you have any evidence to present of Ms. Richards' parenting practices?
Charlie Sheen's Lawyer: Your Honor, I present Episodes 1 and 2 of Ms. Richard's E! show, "It's Complicated".
Judge: Any more evidence?
Lawyer: Do I need anymore? It was cancelled after the second episode, anyway.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on May 28, 2008 - 2:53am.
hey ya! Read & repiled!
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Submitted by intimatemingle.xxx on May 28, 2008 - 5:50am.
WTF!!!!!!!! They can now register with a website for the name? So wrong.
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Well said Kizzy!
That whore Denise was even on the show "The Dog Whisperer"! Cuz she wanted to help her dogs? Nooo, cuz she wanted to be in front of the camera.
Greedy, vain, lazy bitch!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
For reals. Just plain spoiled, self-absorbed, self-aggrandized idiots who can't be bothered with such mundane tasks as potty-training a dog, or cleaning up after them.
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Good Lord.
Nothing wrong here outside of human laziness.
These are not pets to these people..they are accessories.
Jebus, even my rabbit knows to shit in a litter box...
FUckity fuck fuck! (My mother yelled at me last night for using "the F word" while on the phone w/her......so...FUCK.)
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by HedyLamarr on May 28, 2008 - 6:51am.
It's a lil strange you brought that up, but definately interesting! Those "celebrities" don't need a "dog whisperer", rather a real psychologist!
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No offense to you intended, but I think these bitches would have better luck if they hired the "Dog Whisperer" for the 2-legged ones, and sent the poor dogs to the psychologist.IMHO
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Good morning Dlisted slutz n hworez!
So the gist of this story is none of these bitches can control their shit.
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It's a lil strange you brought that up, but definately interesting! Those "celebrities" don't need a "dog whisperer", rather a real psychologist! Borderline is my diagnosis...
I suppose if they weren't rich with people that do their cleaning for them, then they would be sure that their pets were housebroken.
My min. doxie doesn't like any dampness on her paws, so, in the morning when the grass is wet, she will only go to the bathroom on our cement walkway. I've tried carrying her to a leash that is in the middle of the grass so she has to go on the grass, but she just starts jumping and barking to get off the grass. She won't go to the bathroom. In the winter, she will go right on the patio so her preciousness doesn't have to touch snow.
That's annoying enough, nevermind if she went in the house all the time.
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In loving memory of my cousin,"Big" John, who died in a plane crash on 5/17/08. You died doing something you loved.
Paris and Nicole's dogs would always shit everywhere on The Simple Life too!! Ha ha ha. SO TRUE dogs on reality shows suck at being potty trained.
What's it with rich people and their rug-shitting dogs?
How can anybody view this CRAP as entertainment?!?!?!?!
Loosers!
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on May 28, 2008 - 2:07am.
THANK "GOD"!!... i thought one of my cats missed the box!!
OT: um, well... i guess it's fitting... shit for the useless... too bad the maid cleans it up... have i mentioned that i despise these two?
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 28, 2008 - 2:06am.
It's the shit post. Take a big whiff.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 28, 2008 - 1:59am
hey, dahlin'!... just finishing up here, too drunk... i know, i know.. same old story!!
OT: hell, i don't even know which post i'm on!
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"Goodbye stranger, it's been nice.
Hope you find your paradise.
Tried to see your point of view.
Hope your dreams will all come true"
Shit woman!
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Life is so long.Don't let it go all alone
As for the Lohan trainwreck... I watched Dina ask a man she met ONLINE to babysit her kids shortly after meeting him, while she went out for the night.
Way to prove we were right Dina.
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on May 28, 2008 - 1:57am.
sorry, pig humping is serious business, it must happen!.... i love bacon
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Tried to see your point of view.
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Hi ESE!
I wonder if Lezzy taught Ali the proper way to eat the kitty.
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
I for one, was totally expecting to watch Denise's show and feel a TINY pang of sympathy for her, but all I saw was her freaking out because she saw one of her pigs humping her other pig.
Now most people with a male and female pig would expect this to happen at some point, no?
What does Denise do? Runs frantically into the house screaming about what she saw, then proceeds to call a MOBILE veterinarian (like that shit is cheap) who THEN performs an on-the-spot ULTRASOUND for christ's sake (like THAT shit is cheap, or even normal) and then proceeds to tell her that her pig is not pregnant. Not being satisfied she spends a day driving to a farm to purchase ANOTHER pig to get the job done.
Oh and let's not forget the part where she is planning to have a BBQ for her father and at the last minute, realizes she doesn't even have a grill. She takes her dad shopping and all the grills she points out are in the 5-10 THOUSAND dollar range. He complains they are too expensive, she talks him into one of the expensive ones.
Fuck this shit - Tell us again why you need this reality show to make money? For mobile vet's doing ultrasounds at the first sign of pig humping?
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 28, 2008 - 1:36am.
well, her sister still holds the record for "it doesn't matter, i'll still do ya".... at least... i think she does, could be wrong... Ali is working now
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"Goodbye stranger, it's been nice.
Hope you find your paradise.
Tried to see your point of view.
Hope your dreams will all come true"
Right, Ali attending school would not jive with the film crew's hours.
Also, I love how Ali is already just as arrogant as her dumb sister. Pffft.
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 27, 2008 - 10:35pm.
Ali is being Home Schooled. She as being harassed at school, and is "too busy" to go to school on a Regular Schedule.
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Did Dina ever think of a private school? Many celebrities have children who can go to school without a hassle. I don't think I have heard about many celebrities who pull their kids out of school for being "harassed".
And she's "too busy" for school - since when? Since her mom got her involved in this reality TV gig?
Most mothers want their kids to graduate high school and then go off to college and get an education,,,,,,,, but not orange Oprah.
School is just a road block to her getting more fame and money.....errrrrr, helping Ali with her "pursue" her "dream".
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 28, 2008 - 12:35am.
Ali is being Home Schooled
"grab that last shred of attention 101" is on mondays
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"Goodbye stranger, it's been nice.
Hope you find your paradise.
Tried to see your point of view.
Hope your dreams will all come true"
This has been another quality post brought to you by Michael K! I can't help it. This shit bothers me!
Everytime I pull up the bookmark, I see a dog and shit on a rug. Thank you MK for leaving me with this all night. Mercy. I would almost rather have a Brit/Angie/Jessica post instead.
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Ali is being Home Schooled. She as being harassed at school, and is "too busy" to go to school on a Regular Schedule.
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"Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it."
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Call me lazy but I dumped my dogs off at a training facility and had them train them to shit outside. It worked magically and I am not even a richer.
Why can't these hags afford to get someone else to do the grunt work and train their dogs for them? It's not that expensive and pretty fucking easy to do.
It's pure laziness, in my opinion. Whoever said they don't get them house-trained b/c they aren't the ones who have to clean the shit up -- the maids do it -- is 100% right.
That 48k/month for child support and 60k/month in alimony should be enough to cover the costs, plus the money from her random acting gigs she gets... to get these dogs trained.
She's just a nasty bitch.
Submitted by madam s. on May 27, 2008 - 5:29pm.
I love that tons of footage of these idiotic humans is on the cutting room floor because a dog eating another dog's shit is actually more attractive.
And Dina Lohan is a nasty mofo, claiming to be "helping her daughter to pursue her dreams" by letting her drop out of school at 14 and making her into laughingstock tabloid fodder. Nice work.
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Hold up... Dina Lohan let talentless, fugly, brain-dead Ali Lohan dropped out of school at age 14??? To pursue her dreams? Her dreams of what? Acting and singing? The bitches voice sounds like she is a 60 year old life-long smoker who has emphysema... all raspy and annoying.
Plus, she is FUG as hell.
and, yet the dogs and the pig seem to have more class
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Submitted by Monalicious on May 27, 2008 - 7:49pm.
hey, when a dog gets older, things happen.
But CLEAN it up! You can tell these women haven't had to do a damn thing for themselves in years.
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"Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it."
- Jodie Foster
I have 8 dogs. Chihuahuas and Poodles. Small, spoiled lapdogs from Hell! And guess what? All but one are fully potty trained! The reason the one is having accedents is because she is 13 and in bad health, possible heart failure. My poor Fifi! I have had her for 10 years, and she's been by my side for so much good and bad, I can't get upset with her for a medical problem. I just thank God I have a good steam cleaner for my carpets! And that's another difference........ I clean up after my pets!!! To hold a pig in your arms and let it poop........ gross!!!!! Imagine what her house smells like!
Living well is the best revenge.......
Her kids probably aren't housetrained either.
Shitty owners = shitty floors.
I saw all that shit floating around the house on Denise's show last night and I couldn't help but wonder if her children is used to that. That bitch is nasty. The pig shit on the floor and she didn't even blink.
As for the Hohan's, I saw the dog shit on the carpet and then I had to turn it. WO and her 45 year old daughter doesn't do it for me.
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Michael! Chelsea Handler mentioned you on her show yesterday. You prob already know this, just wanted to make sure.
Akbi
Not like Denise ain't used to wading knee deep in shit.
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You make me lol and fall over .. I got nothing after that to add ... Beautiful ....
The dogs are simply commenting on the quality of the shows the best way they know how.
To : parissucksliterally
Couldnt said it better myself ...
These people can't housebreak a dog, yet think they are excellent Mothers.
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"Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it."
- Jodie Foster
I'm still laughing my hot ass off at "caca times." MK is priceless!
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To gyeah .... I love it and miss it that scratch of the leg while they mark their territory ... You make me miss my cats ... but this little piece of fluff of a dog shes too spoiled to share but my great dane bloodhound mix shared HIS yes His house with three female cats and one male and the male cat was my baby ... we had a bird then too .. to regard the original reason for the post ... note to RICH Folk ... give a damn and the damn will hold you up .... HUGS . gyeah ... you are so right ....
Submitted by someone.f.else on May 27, 2008 - 8:44pm.
"hope I got that right"
yess you got it dead on. I just had to re read your post with the right cadence to understand the beginning.
Anyway, there's one right now scratching my arm MEAAAAAAOOOW MUTHERFUCKERRRRR on some get off the damn computer and play with me BIIIIIAAAAAAAAACCCH !! i want a dog ...sssshhhhh...