Just Renting
Over the weekend it was reported that Brangie had spent some of their hard-earned cash on a $60-$70 million mega estate in the South of France. They didn't buy the joint. They are only renting it. Broke fucks! They probably got their furniture from Rent-A-Center. Brangie should put those kids to work for some extra cash and maybe they can buy the place.
People reports that they signed a 3-year lease on the property. The 880-acre estate features 35-bedrooms and a bunch of other shit they don't need. I feel sorry for the damn super! Poor bitch is going to be fixing toilets and sinks day and night.
The place is almost big enough for all their kids. Almost. Some of them will still have to share rooms. Below is a picture in case you forgot what it looked like.
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Submitted by intimatemingle.com on May 28, 2008 - 10:57am.
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At Just Jared, they will report you for abuse for being anything less than a complete Brangeloon, and then JJ deletes your post.
If you post something even slightly nasty about the Royal J-P Family, you get banned, at least temporarily.
I used to love trolling the JJ Jolie-Pitt threads, but it's now too much of a nuisance because not only am I banned but they have blacklisted the IPs of most anonymous web proxy servers.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 27, 2008 - 9:34pm.
Well, I've been banned from posting at JJ. But I discovered that not only are Brangeloonies LOONY about Brange, they HATE Maniston with a passion, and believe anyone who doesn't toss Brangie's salad with relish is either a deranged Maniston fan or the Man herself.
I love that house, and I want to be one of Angie's adopted children. :)
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WHEN IS ONE PERSON IN PARTICULAR GOING TO GET THE POINT THAT WE COME HERE TO BITCH ABOUT IDIOTIC CELEBRTITIES?!
My fucking God.
They spend WAY more on their lifestyle than their charities combined. In the grande scheme, their $2million to charity is chump change and we're supposed to think they're saints and that they truly truly care about the plight of the world instead of focusing the attention on themselves?! Bite me.
In their trip to Cannes, they spent at least $20 million as it has been reported. How much have they given to charity? Sure, they're giving, but not nearly as giving as Angie wants us to believe.
Lots of rich people give to charity, and not always for altruistic reasons but for financial as it is considered a tax write-off and a way to make social connections and elevate your status in society. Check all of the above for Brangie. The petty amount Brangie gives in proportion to what they have is pathetic and evidence of their character.
I said this was a rumor. Get the gossip right.
They don't have $60 million to spend, when they are contributing so much to different causes and do indie films.
Fuck any cunt who doesn't understand preg w/twins, three adopted little children, one other motherfucker, and wanting to get away to a beautiful French mansion.
For what it cost them to lease that hugh place, they could have fed a small third world country Im sure. I seriously doubt they will stay put for three years.
What is with the eyes and the same stupid look over and over again? Talking about Angelina... And she is a frickin' house, man. I know she is having twins, but geez... That body will never be the same. She does not look good. I am sure she thinks she does, but she doesn't.
Thanks, parissucks! :)
I think she's ruined her face with plastic surgery, she looks like a cartoon of herself. I can't even look at her. Yuck.
KidL. that cracked me up...
No shit! The hatred is ridiculous.
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Did Jennifer Aniston run over these people's dogs? It's absurd how much they loathe that woman.
I agree Sensimina......I don't get the hatred for Aniston. The extreme they go to on JJ, to insult her.
It happens a lot of other places too, but that may be the JJers spreading the Word....
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 27, 2008 - 9:34pm.
I'm banned at X17. They instituted a maximum IQ rule, and mine exceeded room temperature.
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Their children are so beautiful. I hear they arrange playdates through intertingle.com. It is a place where illegal and disgusting activities can be arranged...but hey, you don't have to look after the brats for a few hours...I hear they have a profile there...
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Submitted by radio siren on May 27, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 27, 2008 - 4:54pm.
I love them. I am pretty sure they met each other on pretentiousattentionwhores.com. It is a site where lots of rich and famous mingle...
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They are so beautiful. Her crazy eyes are great for picking up rich men. It is said that he got his start from gaytwinksanalvirgins.com.
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Well, I've been banned from posting at JJ.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 27, 2008 - 9:34pm.
Well, I've been banned from posting at JJ. But I discovered that not only are Brangeloonies LOONY about Brange, they HATE Maniston with a passion, and believe anyone who doesn't toss Brangie's salad with relish is either a deranged Maniston fan or the Man herself.
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Those Brangeloonies need to be medicated. Seriously. I was never a fan of Maniston, never a fan of FRIENDS, but for the life of me, I cannot understand why they hate her so much. It's all rather sick, IMO.
Also, WTF do they love these two attention whores so much and think they are they deserved the title of Greatest Humaniatarians Evah? Just the amount alone they spend on PR people in a month could probably feed an African village for a year. Not to mention the cash they spend on cars, homes and security.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 27, 2008 - 4:54pm.
I love them. I am pretty sure they met each other on pretentiousattentionwhores.com. It is a site where lots of rich and famous mingle...
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They are so beautiful. Her crazy eyes are great for picking up rich men. It is said that he got his start from gaytwinksanalvirgins.com.
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Leatherette-
I'm pretty sure Ang got knocked up again for the pregnancy farts. There is no scent more arousing to her.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Can she push out her belly any higher? Because I really need to hear pregnant wet farts right now. No, really. Just LOVE wobbly pregnant women farting all around with no regard for us heathen non-breeders.
Oily cunt.
Angie cant give birth in that swamp ghetto her hair will frizz
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The war isn't working.
Stoney your mowing the grass comment was HILARIOUs
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The war isn't working.
Well, I've been banned from posting at JJ. But I discovered that not only are Brangeloonies LOONY about Brange, they HATE Maniston with a passion, and believe anyone who doesn't toss Brangie's salad with relish is either a deranged Maniston fan or the Man herself.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Hey y'all I met a hot spammer on dlisted who wanted me to go to some other shit site and join some ghetto shit and waist me time but I didnt and scanned over their shit and now I am annoyed and want to fuck with them and blow their fuckin computer up but I wont because I cant because I am just a dlisted slut who wants to gossip about meaningful shit like who is fat and who is renting and who's fuckin dog is shitting on what reality show..so quit posting on here b/c I dont want to meet some fake millionaire or fall in love b/c that is all pure soft dog shit on a hot humid sidewalk in your loser internet highway...
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The war isn't working.
Why in hell don't they just go home to New Orleans and their mansion there, and quit running around courting the paps and attention.
Plenty of big stars stay out of the spotlight. To me, this just proves that Brangie deliberately try to remain in the public's eye. If they didn't have paps stalking them, they would call and demand why not?
So they rented to digs to plop out a few. Makes sense to me.
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Your Mama over at Real Estalker called out this farce last week. Always believe Your Mama.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 27, 2008 - 8:02pm.
My new favorite thing is fucking with people on Just Jared! I have only read comments on there twice and WOW, Brangeloonies give me dah shivers...
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That was a favorite past time of mine too! Just be careful, because if you cross the line they will not post your comments. Oh and when I say "cross the line", no negativity whatsoever about this gruesome twosome. That Jared has shit stains on his nose from licking angie's ass. The brangeloonie's are just nutjobs -there's no help for them - Jared is even worse!
Thank goodness they haven't joined the ranks of bourgeois......
I don't understand what the big fucking deal is. So they rented a house so they could have more privacy because clearly where they stay now isn't secure enough. I mean there are rich people who own several homes like this one. Several. I personally don't give a fuck how people spend their money but they do give a lot and then people still bitch and moan about what they buy. They really can't win with you all but they that's fine. Complain all day if you want.
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I love them. I am pretty sure they met each other on pretentiousattentionwhores.com. It is a site where lots of rich and famous mingle...
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OMG they are just bitter renters like the rest of us!!!!!
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by Who Cares on May 27, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 27, 2008 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by Billie on May 27, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Just dropping in to this thread to say this - They do a lot more good for others than most celebs,
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No, they just talk about it a lot more than other celebs.
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HA HA HA no shit that is what attention whores do, they talk. Good call Mrs.Kravitz you always see through the shit.
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A -fucking- MEN! If these two just went under the radar, stopped flapping their gums, stopped their bullshit, no one would be on them for their hypocrisy.
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Celebrities are just like us! I Rent a tiny studio apartment in NYC with flourescent lighting, and Brangelina Rents a $70 estate in the South of France. See!
Who the fuck needs a place that extravagant! Greedy bitches.
Oh, and I'm even prettier than both of them put together now.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 27, 2008 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by Billie on May 27, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Just dropping in to this thread to say this - They do a lot more good for others than most celebs,
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No, they just talk about it a lot more than other celebs.
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HA HA HA no shit that is what attention whores do, they talk. Good call Mrs.Kravitz you always see through the shit.
Submitted by madam s. on May 27, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Billie, Actually, no offense, but she's a pretty comically BAD actress, and should only ever do stupid, action, fluff movies.
...I confess....I love her in Tomb Raider! She's the best Lara Croft!
I think she also does crazy well...like in Girl, Interrupted.
Come to think of it, I only like Brad when he's crazy too....like in 12 Monkeys!
So basically I need to see them in a movie together where they belong in a mental institution
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yeah, I said it! what?
i just cannot imagine them being into each other. He's obviously been into her a couple of times, but really, they are each so pretty but can't see any passion.
My new favorite thing is fucking with people on Just Jared! I have only read comments on there twice and WOW, Brangeloonies give me dah shivers...
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Billie,
Hate to break it to you, but these two don't nearly as much good as they would like you think. Compare their efforts to someone like say, Paul Newman, who has quietly given away millions of dollars to charity way before it ever became fashionable.
Also, I have to agree with Madame S. Jolie is a pretty bad actress. She does best in roles that don't require a lot of depth or range because she cannot do serious drama to save her ass.
Corpse Bride looks so stunning! Bulging veins, tats, and pregnant bellies are always an classy combination.
Brad needs to give up with the newscaster hairpieces.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Intimatemingle, I just fucked your best friend from 17 years ago. She is a dead fish in the sack. How does it feel, spamming bastard?
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Submitted by Billie on May 27, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Just dropping in to this thread to say this - They do a lot more good for others than most celebs,
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No, they just talk about it a lot more than other celebs.
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I see the Billy Bob tat is almost gone. I wonder how Brad's tat of the New Orleans levee system or whatever shit is? He should try getting a tat of his balls in Angie's mayonnaise jar under the sink.
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Submitted by Billie on May 27, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Just dropping in to this thread to say this - They do a lot more good for others than most celebs,
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Oh really? HA HA HA.
Well guess what I have a news flash, they are not fucking doing enough.
They are doing 3% of what they could do and that also goes for the rest of the worthless cocksuckers in Hollywood. I mean how many millions is enough?
Billie,
Actually, no offense, but she's a pretty comically BAD actress, and should only ever do stupid, action, fluff movies. That's definitely her genre. I guess Clint Eastwood's new movie is getting panned, mainly because she's horrible in it and he misjudged terribly by casting her.
What wait a second, I though these stupid fucking attention whores were going to save the world?
Why would they rent such a huge place and not bring all the children from Vietnam over to stay so they can continue to whore themselves out as such fucking humanitarians?
Bunch of fake fucks.
Three years is code name for six months for them. I bet they last no longer than a year in France. I bet those kids have no idea where they are now. I am surprised they know their own names.