Tuesday, May 27th 2008
Back Where She Belongs
Eva Longwhoria Porker was back in Corpus Christi, TX today to serve Frosties at a Wendy's she used to work in when she was a teenager. What a way to fug up a delicious Frosty!
Eva served that shit for 1 hour today to kick off the Father’s Day Frosty Weekend, an event to generate funds for the Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption. Wendy's will donate 50 cents from every Frosty sold.
Seriously, what is up with these annoying fugs thinking they have the right to serve delicious frozen treats. Tori Spelling served ice cream last week and Eva's serving Frosties this week. What's next? Sarah Jessica Parker handing out Fudgie the Whale cakes at Carvel?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
GONORRHAEIC DRIPPY PENIS HOLE
BUTTHOLE FINGER FROLICS
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
xxyxz - yes, when Mr. HemG finally deflates, you are blessed with a beautiful ass clit.
Precious!
DISCOMBOBULATED PUBIC HAIR IN THE VATINKA
DICK CHEESE MOUSTACHE WITH A CUM GOATEE
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
I happen to know what an ass flap is.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Post coital drip.
Drip.
Drip.
PARA COITAL SOGGY QUEEF
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
FLAPPING FARTY ASS CHEEKS
PRE-EJACULATORY BITTER FLUID
M.E.
Seriously I am crying. My daughter keeps asking what is so funny.
BUTT FRAPP TOILET FLAP
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Well, my assclit is applauding you silly bitches.
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
ARE.
YOU.
BITCHES talking about!
PERIOD TALK!?!?!?!
:::shockey face:::
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 27, 2008 - 4:40pm.
I just hope I don't get an
ANAL FISSURE
from laughing so hard.
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Hahahahaha I'm in here trying to conceal my snorts.
SMEGMA
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
I hope so too Dawnie. Make sure that if you do your
RECTAL ENEMA
is coated in lots of lube.
Hahaha feck I love the word fart. This is one of the funnest games I've played in a LONG TIME.
BUBBLY DISCHARGE.
I just hope I don't get an
ANAL FISSURE
from laughing so hard.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Dawnie, as long as you're not vomiting you're ok. The toxicity hasn't reached your brain yet.
OMG, PERIOD FARTS!
*gags*
I am laughing like a loon over here.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Dammit, that just reminded me. What day is it?
Be right back, I thought I smelled something.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
JUICY PERIOD FARTS.
TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME!
*pukes*
you bitches are so funny!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
RIDING OUT LAST THREE DAYS ON ONE TAMPON.
AND THEN FORGETTING.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
RIDING OUT 3 DAYS OF PERIOD ON MY LAST PAD!
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 27, 2008 - 4:34pm.
LOST THE STRING FINGER GROPE
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Submitted by No Words on May 27, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 27, 2008 - 2:32pm
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Glad it's you...couldn't stand the thought of one more troll.
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Oh God.. I totally agree. It's turning into an effing gong show in here with all of them lately.
LOST THE STRING FINGER GROPE
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 27, 2008 - 2:32pm
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Glad it's you...couldn't stand the thought of one more troll.
WHITE PANT PERIOD STAIN.
Hahahahaha ew clots. That's gross but I loves it.
No Words, it's me... just didn't see much point in the 'alina' ending if no one was here to poke fun at anymore. AKA if I was going to get bitched at every time I did.
Hey, everyone, I don't think that is the real LOVESCARROTTOP.
CLOTS
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
TAMPON AND NAPKIN BELTS!
SANITAAAAAAAAAAAARY NAAAAAAPKIN
What? This isn't the Wino thread?
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by pslsuckliterally on May 27, 2008 - 1:44pm.
first
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Fuck off to myspace troll, and take that first shit with you. I bet your cats hate you with a passion...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by gabz on May 27, 2008 - 12:20pm.
I really don't hate this bitch, just the spurs!!!
Go Lakers!!!!
Pfft!
*cries*
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
MENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSTRUATION.
Submitted by Linzee on May 27, 2008 - 12:21pm.
The PSL stalker needs to scurry back to the sludge-pit that is Fat Fuck Perez's site, where it came from.
And what is this "first" shit? Grow up and take that shit elsewhere, please
everyone and their grandmomma has been reporting that bitch... I don't think they can post here anymore :)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
She looks like a mouse - peeps were totally checking for mouse droppings in their Frosties.
I'd love for some her to be serving in some fast food joint by me, I'd have no clue who she was if someone wasn't announcing it.
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
The PSL stalker needs to scurry back to the sludge-pit that is Fat Fuck Perez's site, where it came from.
And what is this "first" shit? Grow up and take that elsewhere, please.
Awwww Dawnie will you really? I'll make sure the carrot slivers in my poo baby know who their second mommy is.
Pff, who DOESN'T wipe back to front. It's just awkward the other way.
@LCT:
You like me, you really like me!
I will name all the little kernels of corn in my next poo baby after you.
KIDDING! I don't eat carbs.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
dingleberry smoothie
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
I really don't hate this bitch, just the spurs!!!
Go Lakers!!!!
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DDD: That's OK because you wipe from back to front!
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
BLOOOOOOOOP *frizz* *drip* BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP *spread* *leak* BLOOOOOOOOOOOOP