Tuesday, May 27th 2008
Back Where She Belongs
Eva Longwhoria Porker was back in Corpus Christi, TX today to serve Frosties at a Wendy's she used to work in when she was a teenager. What a way to fug up a delicious Frosty!
Eva served that shit for 1 hour today to kick off the Father’s Day Frosty Weekend, an event to generate funds for the Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption. Wendy's will donate 50 cents from every Frosty sold.
Seriously, what is up with these annoying fugs thinking they have the right to serve delicious frozen treats. Tori Spelling served ice cream last week and Eva's serving Frosties this week. What's next? Sarah Jessica Parker handing out Fudgie the Whale cakes at Carvel?
Image: Wireimage
Thanks Jenna
she looks in her element. don't do this again.
I worked at Jamba Juice when I was 16, but I'd rather staple my hand to a wall than go back there again.
I like the picture of her handing a guy his drink at the drive up. Corny at it's best.
if they wanted longoria to be true to her job at wendy's then she should be mopping the bathroom and taking the trash out to the dumpster...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
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heh i didn't know she was in town today. i have been glued to my computer for the last 72 hours. i recognize some of the people in the restaurant eating LOL.
i wonder if it was the wendy's on everhart? i'll go check caller.com
"This town needs an enema." - the Joker
I just spit my shit due to the fact that Eva Longwhoria Porker is the bestest most creative madeup shit in the whole of the unibers. kudos my friend.
OMG I thought that was Rachel Ray less 30 lbs
xoxox
The war isn't working.
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damn it and I loved Frosty's...
I drink mine with a straw!! Now that's suction, bitches!!
And now I know how she got her career....
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yeah, I said it! what?
Wendy's? Blasphemy! Everyone knows Corpus is Whataburger (and Boat 'n' Net) country.
Lainey's Blind Item Guess:
#1: Big Gay Al
#2: Ugly Betty Chick
On Topic: The only thing I like at Wendy's is their French Fries.
Agreed the first one is big gay Al.
Kirsty is a great guess for #2.
I'm gonna go ahead and say the rotund coke-snorting actress is Kirstie Alley. Or that Monique ho.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
PSL, the rotund actress may be Kirstie Alley, and the divorcing hubby we all know as Big Gay Al...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
the second one I posted has to be Big Gay Al.
The Part Two....don't know....
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"Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it."
- Jodie Foster
PSL - I suck at blind items.
Here ya go M.E.:
but it's not even Blind, it is so easy....
NY Daily News Blind Item
Which divorcing hubby is now asking for his sparkly engagement ring back? Problem is, he didn't exactly pay for it himself.
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"Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it."
- Jodie Foster
Liquid Farts - NASTY!!! It's called a SHART!
Ass piss.
M.E.:
I didn't see Part 1....I'll have to go look for it....lol
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"Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it."
- Jodie Foster
Damn. Gotta go. One for the road.
LIQUID FARTS
PSL - Shitney?? Where is part one?
I'm confused.
GARBAGE JUICE COCKTAIL
*takes large sip of PORTA POTTY SOUP*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
ok, to distract everyone from the grossness this thread has become (LOL), I bring you this:
NY Daily News Blind Item - Part Two
Which rotund actress had a romantic rendezvous with a waiter - but only after the server's boss promised him free food and drinks if he "went the extra mile" to keep the thespian happy? One cocaine-fueled romp later, and the waiter has yet to see his payoff. "I slept with the beast for this?" he complained.
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"Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it."
- Jodie Foster
TOILET SKIDS
You all are just a bunch of BLOODY SKIDMARKS.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
TESTICLE MUNCH
CHODA LICKER
Am I just going to be blasting out profanities to myself now?
YAll taint right!
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Oh hell, I gotta go start dinner.
I will be back. Carry on, nasty bitches.
*gags*
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
POST COITAL SEMINAL DRIPPAGE
EARWAX FROTHY COATING
CUM BUBBLY FARTS
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 27, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Do you take Diner's Club?
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Let's try..
APPROVED. Dine away.
BOOGER PASTE
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
INFECTED PUS FILLED URETHRAS
SHIT STAINED TEABAG PRINTS
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
nipple hair
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
**gag**
FROMUNDERCHEESE
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Do you take Diner's Club?
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPY TEA BAGGER
@LCT:
♥
Sick bitch.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
PENIS SLIT CREDIT CARD SWIPER
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 27, 2008 - 3:47pm.
CAT HAIR BEEF CURTAINS
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Gah!
AAHHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAA
You funny bitch.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
I fucking love you Dawnie. This is glorious.
SYPHILITIC DRIPPY VULVA
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
CAT HAIR BEEF CURTAINS
Awww, that's so nice. Some day when I make it big, I'm gonna go back to the Dunkin' Donuts where I worked when I was 16.
I wonder if she was nice to the poor bastards working the fryer.
TUNA SALAD TACO SANDWICH
PUBIE SNACKS
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore