Tuesday, May 27th 2008
Who The Hell Are They Supposed To Be?
These two people are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie impersonators. Yes, they actually make a living out of pretending to be Brangelina even though they look nothing, I mean nothing, like them. They look like your two co-workers dressing as Brangelina for the office Halloween party. What a fuck effort! The Angelina impersonator ain't got shit on Tiffany Claus. They aren't fooling anybody. Well, they could probably fool Shiloh, because she doesn't see her parents that often.
The broke ass Brangie attended the 17th Annual Reel Awards last night in Las Vegas. It's like the Oscars for impersonators.
Feast your eyes on more fake asses below. Some of them have their shit together (Chevy Chase) and others just need to quit the game already.
Wenn
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 27, 2008 - 2:50pm.
The Chevy Chase, Sean Connery, Chestica, Johnny Depp and Tupac ones are pretty damn good. Liza's not bad either; doesn't look like Liza, but looks like a tranny.
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Which works out well, since Liza looks like a tranny. What? I do love her neurotic ass though.
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But then again, what do I know?
The AJ impersonater is actually playing "Future Haggard Angie"
This is after Brad leaves her and the 10 kids in the Chateau and high tails it back to Missouri in 5 years. JK
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Angelina looks more like El Chupacabra or Renee Zellwegger.
OH HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!! The Johnny impersonator does NOT look like my man!
HELL NAW!
The Chevy Chase, Sean Connery, Chestica, Johnny Depp and Tupac ones are pretty damn good. Liza's not bad either; doesn't look like Liza, but looks like a tranny.
Hi Farrah!
I thought Rachel was looking better, since she got Botoxed.....she still looks really old here.
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"Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it."
- Jodie Foster
The Shitney impersonator looks not one bit like Shitney.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Bwahahahah, Chupa lives! and the other dude is supposed to be... Mark McGrath circa 99'??
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
Rachel Zoe still gets invited to parties?
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"Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it."
- Jodie Foster
Holy Self Hater Batman!!!
I'm all kinda creeped out now!
I'm going back to the Christian Bale post!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
weird!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
wow...those are really bad.
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