Tuesday, May 27th 2008
Who The Hell Are They Supposed To Be?
These two people are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie impersonators. Yes, they actually make a living out of pretending to be Brangelina even though they look nothing, I mean nothing, like them. They look like your two co-workers dressing as Brangelina for the office Halloween party. What a fuck effort! The Angelina impersonator ain't got shit on Tiffany Claus. They aren't fooling anybody. Well, they could probably fool Shiloh, because she doesn't see her parents that often.
The broke ass Brangie attended the 17th Annual Reel Awards last night in Las Vegas. It's like the Oscars for impersonators.
Feast your eyes on more fake asses below. Some of them have their shit together (Chevy Chase) and others just need to quit the game already.
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Oh, and phoney Brad looks like Vanilla Iced. typo but i like it...
The Tupac guy at least could be a relative....
Before I read the blurb..I thought that was Rachel Zoe with an escort or something. Ich.
What the fuck is that thing in the Anna Nicole outfit?
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2nd row, 2nd picture.
Who's the Dame in the feathery boa and giant sunglasses supposed to be? Madame without Waylon Flowers?
Houston the porn star looks just like AngieJo and she sounds like her too. I saw her on Howard Stern once with Courtney Love and it was creepy. Of course her lips weren't naturally like AngieJo's, she had them fixed. Anyway she was trying to become a rock star, guess that never panned out. Too bad she's in porn because she was really pretty.
The guy playing Joan Rivers has a nice touch with the Paris dress-label exposed for all to see. If it's on purpose - good for you, honey.
Submitted by rovex on May 27, 2008 - 3:36pm.
The Brad impersonator looks like Vanilla Ice!
Oh please! Vagina Ice WISHES!
The Brad impersonator looks like Vanilla Ice!
LMAO!!!!! At the fake Johnny Depp. Seriously, what the hell? Also, I thought the fake Angelina was a healthy-looking Rachel Zoe.
islandgirl on May 27, 2008 - 2:22pm.
kdraco, are you still here? Hope you had a good trip!! Any Mel and Britney sightings while you were there? :)
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LMAO!
I wished I saw them!
Costa Rica was gorgeous and very intense
The Anna Nicole and Chevy were barely passable. The rest of these jokers aren't even close without a super dose of beer goggles.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 27, 2008 - 3:20pm.
My beef isnt with you team herp
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- Jodie Foster
The fake Oprah is also PSL's troll, after it lost 150 lbs. and a bunch of facial hair.
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The Brad & Angie impersonators need to find another job. Now. They look NOTHING like Brad & Angie.
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Submitted by ShootinStar on May 27, 2008 - 3:16pm.
jessica is the best, i guess..
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Jessica is the BREAST!
4th row, left picture: The alleged Richard Gere impersonator. He vaguely resembles him. He's cute (he impersonator)!
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Ok, so this has NOTHING to do with this post but I just saw it on yahoo and I had to share it. So gross!.....pretty funny though.
The Unhealthiest Drink in America
Baskin Robbin’s Large Heath Bar Shake (32 oz)
2,310 calories
266 g sugar
108 g fat (64 g saturated)
Let's look at America's Worst Drink in numbers:
73: The number of ingredients that go into this milkshake.
66: The number of teaspoons of sugar this drink contains.
11: The number of Heath Bars you would have to eat to equal the number of calories found in one Baskin Robbins Large Heath Bar Shake.
8-12: The average number of minutes it takes to consume this drink.
240: The number of minutes you’d need to spend on a treadmill burning it off, running at a moderate pace.
jessica is the best, i guess..
The world is a stage, but the actors are badly cast.(Oscar Wilde)
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 27, 2008 - 3:02pm.
The Tupac impersonator is eerily similar.
Perhaps he's not an impersonator....mwahahahaha
The wobble jaw is just like Jolie's. But the guy needs to work real roadkill to get the Pitt head right.
Ha Ha Ha! The Chestica Simpson impersonator must read D-List! Notice how she's smiling without having her gob wide open? Hiarious!
The fake Angie and Brad are REALLY bad. I would want my money back if I hired these two. Who told that guy he looks like Brad Pitt? Stevie Wonder?
The Oprah is also bad, and so is the Robert Deniro. No similarity to the actual celeb at all.
Agie on May 27, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Rachel Zoe impersonator is more like it
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I thought the same! lol
Lisa Minelli's impersonator looks more like an older Penelope Cruz...lol
Chevy & Tupac are on point...the rest look like them IF YOU DONT CLICK on the thumbnails
Straight up chupacabra/raisin face in the flesh!
Rachel Zoe impersonator is more like it
i think from afar they look kinda like them and if u squint ure eyes abit she could pull it off...
and is it just me.. or does this brad imposture look hotter than the actual brad.. apart from his forced fake smile
Yeah, no... these people are by far some of the worst impersonators evah...if this is your day job, then I suggest you quit...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
people see what they want to see. especially obvious with all the elvises that look as much like elvis as i do. LMAO
I'm going down to Vegas next week, hopefully I can find that Tupac impersonator. ;)
Most of those are bad.
Except for The Oprah, Marylin Monroe, Liza Minelli,Tupac & Johnny Depp Impersonators.
Is that one guy supposed to be the love child of Robert DeNiro and Harvey Kaitel? If so, he's dead-on...
people see what they want to see. especially obvious with all the elvises that look as much like elvis as i do. LMAO
stupid
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I think fake Tupac is the best.
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Tiffany Claus is much better looking then the real Angelina Jolie.
The Tupac impersonator is eerily similar.
Call me crazy, but this looks like it was fun party.
These people have no illusions about their chances of making it big in Hollywood. They have passing resemblance to a celeb. They make a couple of bucks, have some fun, make a few tourists happy with photos.
Slightly OT: Parisite Hilton's impersonator has been keeping a low profile. Smart girl. Dye that hair black and pretend your Elvira.
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I didn't even question whether that was Rachel Zoe or not. It looks exactly like her! My only thought was that she made her hair darker and maybe had a little Botox.
Tupac is looking HOT!
AJ should be impersonating Chupa, not AJ.
And the Brad impersonator....No. Just. No.
How much demand is there for a Chevy Chase impersonator?
Is the Jessica Simpson impersonator actually Anya from Top Model?
ewww... they've got jamie deadly as marilyn monroe.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 27, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Hi Farrah!
I thought Rachel was looking better, since she got Botoxed.....she still looks really old here.
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Hi PSL! i'm waiting for your troll to show up, i've heard it's really good. Like really smart posting that you have a big ass and stuff like that. Fucking genius. I bet that'll make you cry, lol!
And yeah, there are some wrinkles not even Botox will take away... ask my mom...
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Submitted by Farrah on May 27, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Bwahahahah, Chupa lives! and the other dude is supposed to be... Mark McGrath circa 99'??
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YES! EXACTLY. Chupa and Mark McGrath. I hope they don't get paid to be Angie and Brad.
17th Annual Reel Awards...Oh yeah, such a relevant show, Sinbad hosted it!
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"Brad" there could be a passable Mark McGrath maybe...
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Submitted by mike on May 27, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Angelina looks more like El Chupacabra or Renee Zellwegger.
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I totally thought that's who it was, dressed up as Elvira for Halloween.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 27, 2008 - 2:51pm.
Which works out well, since Liza looks like a tranny. What? I do love her neurotic ass though.
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Exaaaaaaaaaaaaaactly. I miss her sideways eyes. She needs to get herself back in the media STAT.
OMG. The Jessica one looks JUST LIKE Heidi Montag. Am I right, or am I right?
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She's not "smiling with her eyes," but I think she's "smoking crack" with her eyes and that's more impressive.