Afternoon Crumbs

TEETH! Vintage Miley Cyrus pictures - Just Jared

Celine Dion uses a lot of water - IDLYITW

Jared Leto is not dating Jessica Simpson - Popsugar

Scary Spice's hot bikini ass (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

A Pamela Anderson upskirt. Don't worry, she's wearing panties - Hollywood Tuna

Ruthie from 7th Heaven is a MySpace slut - Egotastic!

Jason Lewis' ex-girlfriend was a smelly bitch - A Socialite's Life

Australian Olympic diver comes out - Towleroad

WTH is Milla Jovovich wearing? - Hollywood Rag

Celebrity Photoshop disasters - Cityrag

Submitted by sugarbaby123 on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 9:42pm.

I just feel a little strange that someone is keeping saying some celebrities and rich men joined the famous affairs site Sugarmingle.com.. Did you notice that? absolutely a rumor!

Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 9:26pm.

why do i click on drunken stepfather when i know i'm going to be pissed off?
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok

Submitted by patty cake on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 8:55pm.

I knew Ruthie was a HO BAG. LOL
Miley was a pretty baby

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Submitted by BangoSkank on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 8:07pm.

Milla is my "free pass" as a married man.... My wife gets one night with Bono if the opportunity ever presents itself, while I get "a shot" at Milla J.... Sure, I realize it'll never happen, but I still win when it comes to that one...

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 7:51pm.

There were several photoshop disasters on the link, but not of true celebrities.

Where's the Miley pre-teen beaver shot? You know it exists.

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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 7:13pm.

Everyone is NOT dating Jessica Simpson.

And a Pam Anderson upskirt puts me in mind of Princess Clara from Drawn Together, I'm sure Pam also has an Octopussoir .

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yeah, I said it! what?

Submitted by reassurance on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 6:33pm.

I agree mb. Can Milla actually look bad? I doubt it.

Submitted by mb00 on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 6:12pm.

I LOVE what Mila is wearing. It's a great color and it's a really nice design.

www.myspace.com/raul_rules

Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 5:31pm.

Submitted by elegantlady on May 27, 2008 - 3:16pm.

Totally agree.

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 5:30pm.

M.E....I only saw 2 PhotoShop screw ups also. What a let down.

Submitted by Paquita on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 4:29pm.

Submitted by elegantlady on May 27, 2008 - 3:16pm.

I hate the blogger from Drunken Step Father. He is a racist douche and I'm officially done with that site.

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Its just another blog, I personally find it hilarious because its wrong in so many levels and offensive but then again its just a blog.

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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 4:17pm.

I'm sick to death of Miley!

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Go Spurs!

Submitted by elegantlady on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 4:16pm.

I hate the blogger from Drunken Step Father. He is a racist douche and I'm officially done with that site.

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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

Submitted by joanne on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 3:55pm.

Milla Jovovich looks great.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 3:39pm.

Miley WAS cute. She will never be pretty/hot. Same with Mackenzie Rosman, she was always the cute little one...she'll never be *HOT* My mom always said that cute lasted longer than pretty, anyway.

Submitted by Little China Doll on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 3:15pm.

HAHA. When I read "TEETH! Vintage Miley" I could not stop laughing. Funny how kids have to "grow into them"...

Submitted by tree on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:50pm.

Submitted by Madam Pince on May 27, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Jason better not be talking about Rosario Dawson. If he is, I'll beat his sorry ass DOWN. I'd switch teams for her.
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I'm so with you on that sentiment!

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:47pm.

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 27, 2008 - 2:21pm.
LCT! You are back and vintage!
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SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH! I missed the old one.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:46pm.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 27, 2008 - 1:37pm.

I agree Green Is Good.... Milla could sport a shit-soaked burlap sack and she would look good in it.
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I've been a Milla fan from way back. Mr. Green Is Good has clearly stated he would dump my ass for Milla, and I said I'd dump HIS ass for Milla! That woman could turn me Gayelle.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:42pm.

Please, for all things unholy, do NOT tell me Jared stuck his peen into teh cum dumpster Chestica is.

See, once a cheater, always a cheater.

Bitch.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:42pm.

Submitted by shandi on May 27, 2008 - 1:31pm.
I don't get it. What's wrong with what Milla is wearing? She looks great and she has fantastic legs! She could make a potato sack look gorgeous according to my husband!

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Ha! Your husband, and also my boyfriend. I have to endure him making googly eyes at her when he sees her on tv, yet I still have to hear him piss and moan about how I said "DAMN!" when we were watching a film one time and I saw some guy with a big dong go full frontal.

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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.

Submitted by maDalice on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:37pm.

I think Leto and Simpson are perfect for each other. Get's both out of the dating pool, and maybe they will die together in a fiery crash. 2 birds, 1 stone.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:37pm.

I agree Green Is Good.... Milla could sport a shit-soaked burlap sack and she would look good in it.

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Canoodle is how a person with a harelip pronounces "cup o' noodles". - TV, bringing the funny, as always

Submitted by missy on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:35pm.

some people just dont have the knack for webdesign quite like our Michael K do they ME?

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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:35pm.

Aww, Miley looks like Bugs Bunny! She was so cute!

Milla Jovovich, that HOT SLUT can wear any damn thing she wants.

Pammy Anderson, whatever. Desperate, party of one, your table is ready. Nice of you wear panties.

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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:34pm.

missy - I saw that and went there, I guess I didn't take enough time to look around.

Submitted by missy on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:32pm.

ME - cityrag links the source... its a whole website of them... pretty funny!_____________________________________________

"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Submitted by shandi on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:31pm.

I don't get it. What's wrong with what Milla is wearing? She looks great and she has fantastic legs! She could make a potato sack look gorgeous according to my husband!

Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:28pm.

I spy with my little eye lipo scars on Scary's butt!

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:27pm.

If JS and Jared Leto were bumping uglies I would probably just go ahead and kill myself, because that could only mean one thing. The apocalypse has begun.

I feel like a sex offender for looking at those pics of little Ruthie slutting it up for the camera. Does she still get work?

And I think it is feasible that Jason Lewis is talking about Jennifer Aniston, if they did in fact date. She's a pothead smoker vegetarian. There are lotsa bad smells associated with all of that.

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Canoodle is how a person with a harelip pronounces "cup o' noodles". - TV, bringing the funny, as always

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:21pm.

Submitted by Madam Pince on May 27, 2008 - 11:18am.

Jason better not be talking about Rosario Dawson. If he is, I'll beat his sorry ass DOWN. I'd switch teams for her.
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I personally think Rosario is fug, but I don't think Jason would be talking about her...they were together for too long. This would be about someone he dated casually.....

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- Jodie Foster

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:21pm.

LCT! You are back and vintage!

Milla Jovovitch is tired, irrelevant and over.

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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

Submitted by GeannaSparrow on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:20pm.

Quasimodo, from The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Submitted by Madam Pince on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:18pm.

Jason better not be talking about Rosario Dawson. If he is, I'll beat his sorry ass DOWN. I'd switch teams for her.

Matthew Mitcham ... when I read he'd battled depression, my heart went out to a fellow traveler.

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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."

Submitted by yiooooooo on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:17pm.

wow those are some huge chiclets

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:16pm.

awww...she was cute....

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:15pm.

The photoshop fuck ups, I only saw two pics...

Submitted by missy on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:13pm.

aw dude be careful of that photoshop screw-ups site... the last 23 minutes of my life just left me like that *snap*
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:11pm.

Uh, Jason

Someone with the speaking voice of Minnie Mouse should not throw stones....

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Submitted by Sartastic on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:09pm.

Vintage? I don't think 2 years ago is considered vintage.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:08pm.

Sigh. She used to be so cute. Then she turned. Like a zombie.

I wonder how no one notices the Photoshop disasters before they get published. Bong, anyone?

Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 2:06pm.

Poor Mackenzie Rosman a.k.a. Ruthie. When will she learn? You can't look sexy when you have the body of a 17 year old and the face of a 5 year old, no matter how hard you try or how many other girls you kiss.