My Nightmare Has Officially Come True
Tori the Hutt has been confirmed as a guest star on "90210." It was rumored that Tori would make a cameo as Donna Fartin' in the pilot along with dumb bitch Kelly Taylor. Tori told People, “Donna loved designing and wanted a career in fashion. It’ll be fun to explore that storyline. And, I’m sure fans will be dying to know if she’s still married to David!” She's not still married to David, because she accidentally ate him.
A rep for the show said Donna Martin owns "one of the coolest stores in Beverly Hills.” This show has already failed and it hasn't even started shooting. What the hell was the name of Donna's clothing store in the original show? That place was a dump! It looked like a Clothestime outlet. Donna should come back to the show as the new janitor of West Beverly. That would make more sense.
Tori went on to say, “When they say you can’t go home again, its not true. I’m headed back to the zip code I know best and couldn’t be happier!” It's a shame the postal code she knows best isn't H0H 0H0 (google it).
Somehow I never fully realised how truly ugly this woman is, until I saw this picture.
she's Mr Magoo's love child.
i dare not look at the face for fear of turning into stone, but what is that strange thing that's going on in her belly area?
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
@Deb:
LMAO, Charles Nelson Reilly. Good times.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Nothing like Charles Nelson Riley's old sunglasses to emphasize the fug. Can you imagine what she would look like if daddy hadn't paid for all the surgery on that mug that he could?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
is this woman always pregnant? she's like the alien queen.
her store was called "now wear this"...sad
Look I know she is carrying around another 40-50 lbs ha ha ha or it at least looks like that, BUT GOOD GOD SHE IS FUCKING UGLY AS A DOG. She looks more and more like her DOG UGLY mother.
Tori needs to wear a paper plate over her face like Pete Wentz. Tori is the fugliest celeb I've ever seen.
She has the face and body of a 70 year old. I think her husband probably married her for money and didn't count on her being cut off so now he's fucked.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Between the mangled boobs, gobbler chin, craptacular sunglasses and shiteous dress coupled with one of the worst hair don'ts ever, I'm guessing the marriage is on the rocks.
You can smell the blue cheese and skanky pussy sweat right through the picture. God she makes me wanna puke.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 27, 2008 - 2:29pm.
LCT: I hope you are ready for the bills for my dry cleaning and a new monitor because I just barfed all over myself and my desk.
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Hey, I said vomit-inducing. I gave out fair warning. Sure, maybe I could have been a bit more specific, but you know :P Was it colourful at least?
If her hair was just a little bit more nappy, she'd look like Shitney.
Your Mom, he was really shiny so I'm guessing liberal doses of cocoa butter. I'd prefer that to the thought of it being flop sweat. :P
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by islandgirl on May 27, 2008 - 1:48pm.
And now I am a jellus h8r, as my only "brush with greatness" was Richard Simmons in a department store I used to work at in Miami. Can't remember what he smelled like though, but boy, could that bitch squeal!
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Like a pig, I'll bet! lol...I've always pictured him smelling like candy canes, cocoa butter, and a hint of bath house.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Someone probably already answered this but the name of the clothing store Donna opened was 'Now Wear This.' Saddly I remembered that. What can I say, I loved 90210. But I don't think I'm going to love this new spin off. If they bring David back though I might have to watch him!
Submitted by juni on May 27, 2008 - 1:49pm.
She's got Marty Feldman eyes.
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Yes, but he wore them much better, don'tcha think?
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
She's got Marty Feldman eyes.
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 27, 2008 - 1:53pm.
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And her creepy husband has feet that smell like blue cheese. I was behind him in the screening area at Toronto International Airport and nearly swooned when he took his size 13 running shoes off to put them on the conveyor belt. My one and only true Dlisted sighting. I would have been much more excited to see Gary Coleman.
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Hilarious!! And now I am a jellus h8r, as my only "brush with greatness" was Richard Simmons in a department store I used to work at in Miami. Can't remember what he smelled like though, but boy, could that bitch squeal!
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 27, 2008 - 1:06pm.
ImpertinentVixen:
Yes, exactly. I was looking for pictures of her googly-eyed kid-self and found this vomit-inducing gem.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2353/2400931984_20508cfacd_o.jpg
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Stop it! Damn my eyes!
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
LCT: I hope you are ready for the bills for my dry cleaning and a new monitor because I just barfed all over myself and my desk.
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Canoodle is how a person with a harelip pronounces "cup o' noodles". - TV, bringing the funny, as always
the store name: NOW WEAR THIS. the clothing line: DONNA MARTIN ORIGINALS. i'll be happy to answer any other bh90210 trivia for ya, mk. ;) remember when she started with mens clothe s and david wore that fug sweater?
ImpertinentVixen:
Yes, exactly. I was looking for pictures of her googly-eyed kid-self and found this vomit-inducing gem.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2353/2400931984_20508cfacd_o.jpg
Submitted by Stock Broker on May 27, 2008 - 1:47pm.
This show has STINK BOMB written all over it
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And her creepy husband has feet that smell like blue cheese. I was behind him in the screening area at Toronto International Airport and nearly swooned when he took his size 13 running shoes off to put them on the conveyor belt. My one and only true Dlisted sighting. I would have been much more excited to see Gary Coleman.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Lovescarrottopalina: Googly like this?
http://www.dogbreed-gifts.com/pug/art/pug_dog_art.jpg
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
This show is gonna suck donkey balls.
They should have just gotton the origional cast together and did a show on their lives and who is where, etc.
I don't care about these new twits.
oy vey theyve been praying for this at celebrityprayerlist.com since day one. this show is gonna be worse than gossip girl. and that's saying something.
Submitted by Stock Broker on May 27, 2008 - 1:47pm.
This show has STINK BOMB written all over it.
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Comes with Tori.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
This show has STINK BOMB written all over it.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 27, 2008 - 1:44pm.
I know, I'm getting ahead of myself here. It's just that it's......so.....fucking.......hideous! Mommy!
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Let's just be thankful her eyes aren't as googly as they were 20 years ago. They looked ready to pop right out and strangle you with them.
Still, if she came out of the closet in the middle of the night, there'd be pee stains on the bed.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 27, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 27, 2008 - 1:35pm.
I disagree. I think her next contribution to society should be fixing that thing sitting atop her shoulders.
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Now now. Let's wait for Christ's second coming before we start hoping for miracles of gargantuan proportions.
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I know, I'm getting ahead of myself here. It's just that it's......so.....fucking.......hideous! Mommy!
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 27, 2008 - 1:35pm.
I disagree. I think her next contribution to society should be fixing that thing sitting atop her shoulders.
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Now now. Let's wait for Christ's second coming before we start hoping for miracles of gargantuan proportions.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
wow. so much fug!
Submitted by ilovejuicy09 on May 27, 2008 - 12:31pm.
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Not one mention of Shitney and her Cheetos and frapps? I'm appalled! I don't think I can check out your site, now.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
There's something in this picture... I can't decide if it's more Yoko Ono or Wendy from the hamburger place... it's hideous to be sure.
Jabba the Twat is desperate for a paycheck. Hilarious!
Is her philandering husband going to have a guest appearance as an asshole who dumps his 1st wife and 2 children, or as a regular scumbag?
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 27, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Sigh. I hope she gets her wonk-boob fixed after this one shoots out. I spend far too much time trying to figure out what the eff is going on with it.
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I disagree. I think her next contribution to society should be fixing that thing sitting atop her shoulders.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Jesus Christ. It sounds like they are playing Barbies instead of writing a script.
Wasn't the name of her store Now Wear This - or something to that effect!? I think her brand was just Donna Martin Designs or Originals... I am ashamed for remembering all these things.
And why is there no youtube clip to go with this story? I was expecting something Brenda related to go along with a tirade from you, MK.
I feel robbed...
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I hold up a peace sign, but I carry a gun (Common)
im such a loser MK say do something and I do it, Tori looks fuuuuuuuuuuuug, whoever say that pregnancy makes a woman more beautiful is a liar
What it it with these chicks and the fug glasses? I think she stole these shades from Harry Caray.
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Sigh. I hope she gets her wonk-boob fixed after this one shoots out. I spend far too much time trying to figure out what the eff is going on with it.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
I came, I saw, I googled. LOL. I am always falling for MK tricks. If I was younger, more attractive and most importantly, a guy, I would get on bended knee to ask for MK's hand.
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No comment!
She can't help that she is to' up fugly, but that fact that this home-wrecking slut-bucket thinks she is gorgeous make me want to slap her and then make her thank me for it.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
My.God. The amount of money spent on that face already?!?! And she still looks like that? *dry heaves*
BARF!
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