Tuesday, May 27th 2008
Pete Wentz Has Never Looked Hotter
Pete Wentz thinks he's a comedian. He walked around yesterday wearing a paper plate on his face which read: "Your ad could be here... Email: Jon@douchebag.com." Don't go to douchebag.com! It's a porn portal. Great, Petey is sending the kiddies to a porn site.
Now if we can just get his wifey to wear one of those over her face.
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I think that is pretty damn funny!
Everyone should try having the papparazzi hang around you 24/7/365 with 100 cameras focused on you ALL the time, even when you try to go to the bath room or just take out the trash.
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How witty of you, Pete Wentz!
Too bad he didn't walk into a low-slung archway.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
I hope she forced him to perform his husbandly duties.
They are so fucking obnoxious.
Asshole is in Sally Jessy Raphael territory with those sunglasses. Bitch has to flare her nosejob to hold them up, what a dumbass.
unfortunately, you can see the fug through the plate...next time, try a paper bag, douche...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
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He doesn't want to be seen with her. Can you blame him? Or maybe he doesn't want his girlfriends to realize he's married ... oh, shit - i forgot - that doesn't really mean anything.
I don't think its a joke. He's a Simpson now, he needs to start whoring out some ugly shit. Maybe hair straighteners? He could do his own line!
What an ass...I'd be embarrassed if my boyfriend/hubby walked around like that. Ashlee probably thinks it is funny. Losers.
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
Maybe Papa Joe owns douchebag.com and did that to him...maybe he hasn't noticed yet.
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
They make a great couple.....of dorks.
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Ahahaha! Funny... not.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Ugh they make me gag. ScarJo did this better for sure with the bitch attitude. These two are just fucking tryhard poser nobody wankers.
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"She's a slut and she knows it... she wants to root all the boys... she can't help taking the drugs on a Saturday niight, she can't help being a slut on a Saturday NIIIGHT!" Mr G
How has no one noticed Pete W's HALF HOODY???????????? HE IS SO GAY.
Clever.
that'd be funnier if a poser like pete wasn't wearing it.
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From the looks of Pete's butt, I'd say he's the one that is pregnant.
look at his BODY in that picture from the back. WTF!? he is majorly built like a girl....ick.
Submitted by justice on May 27, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Save me, my sides are splitting! Oh how Chinny McFlat Iron and that plastic, non-talent, oh-so-close-to-being-a-bastard-bearing skank wife of his probably tittered late into the night whilst scribbling on various paper plates before settling on this phenomenal effort...
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Now, by Chinny McFlat Iron, do you mean Ass or Douche? And by wife, do you mean Douche or Ass? Because I think in this relationship, it could go either way.
Even the "bastard-bearing" part doesn't rule out the Douche IMO.
"Pay attention to me!!! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...!!!"
Sh-t, where's a rifle when you need one?
What kind of douchebaggery is this?
Especially coming from two of the most attention hungry losers in the biz.
Papa Joe Simpson probably taught Petey these tricks. On second thought, Petey is a big enough douche he probably came up with this brilliant art piece all on his own.
Please go crawl back under the arse hole from where you've once dwelled. PLEASE!
almost 2.30am here and these skanks of the supreme first order have actually taken me off my path back to my bed after a quick pee!!
BASTARDS!! How dare you be so tedious and lame that you anger EVERYONE apart from your "wish they'd make room in the bed for me like Titty McBucktooth & Romo" wishing father!
Bah, sleep! goodnight you sluts. Don't let these two clowns get into your mind..
--thanks awfully--
LMAO @ Chinny McFlatIron!! LOVE IT!
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You're in the jungle baby..
omg they had this on celebrityprayerlist.com too. what a tool.
Actually I take that back. She isn't hot. Her plastic nose made her somewhat attractive but she has an overall fugness vibe that hasn't left.
Pete Wentz has never looked better. I wish all these fucking worthless and talentless cocksuckers in Hollywood would all cover their ugly fucking mugs in public.
I hate them! I don't know why, but they are totally vomit-inducing to me. Pete is the posterchild for douchebags everywhere. I just knew it the second I saw him. He's one of those 'scene' guys who wears guyliner and flat irons his hair for no other reason than to be cool and/or popular. He rips on frat guys and the like, but he essentially IS a frat guy because he's buying into a scene to be considered cool and to be liked.
And Ashlee thinks she's the hottest girl on earth. She's hot, but not as hot as she thinks.
sorry, these two hos make me rant.
He must have a nasty zit.
I would not have a problem with this if only the plate were attached to a cream filled pie.
I guess that's supposed to be funny considering the only thing these two retards ever think about is publicity...
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at least he had a revelation and admitted he really is a DOUCHEBAG!
The world is a stage, but the actors are badly cast.(Oscar Wilde)
Petey is a pear! He better rethink those "skinny jeans".
I never realized how great was my capacity to NOT GIVE A SHIT until it was tested by these douche nozzles' People Magazine wedding and other shameless attempts at garnering publicity.
Now... for something actually relevant and important: you guys should check out the Blogads video on the sidebar. Very moving. (The artist I believe is Sally Anthony??)
Clarisse, the Thundercats will kick the douche right out of Petey.
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I can't stand these two.
These 2 are completely WORTHLESS I cannot believe they actually get press.
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zomay,
Two words...
Thundercats Hooooooooooooo!
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awww, maybe he ran out of eyeliner? Some people just shouldn't be seen in public sans makeup....
Oh goodness! These two are sooooooo funny and clever! They must be way more radical than the rest of us.
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Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 27, 2008 - 12:07pm.
did her chin poke out those holes?
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did her chin poke out those holes?
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
I just hope they have two Chi flatirons.
You know he was up all night trying to figure something funny out-FAILED!!
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How old are they?
He should have put that plate across his ass.... its sliding up his back.
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I'm still laughing about them signing prenups!! In five fucking years they will both be singing (or synching as the case me be) on the county fair circuit. Yahoo. Actually I thinking Pete looks much better wearing the platter and have very little doubt that you can reach him at that email.
he knows that she isn't photographed as much anymore and him walking around with a plate on his face will get their pix in the mags...so they win.
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lol that picture made my day :)
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