Fergie Fires Back
The Original Fergie has had it with the British press trashing her 19-year-old daughter's ass. Fergie has spoken out about a comment made by Allison Pearson of the Daily Mail. Allison had this to say about pictures of Princess Beatrice in a bikini, "Can't someone buy that girl a sarong? For her sake, as well as ours."
Yup, that's all she said. That's fucking Disney shit compared to what you're probably thinking. Hopefully, Fergie can't read minds or we'll all get a royal beat down.
Fergie told the NYDN during a press conference for her new reality show, "Touch me, fine, but don't touch my children. This woman (Pearson), I would like to go to her house, to see her family. Should we focus on her derriere?" FYI, here's what Allison Pearson looks like. She looks like she could possibly take down Fergie. Cage fight! Just don't invite Princess Bea, because she could take them all down with one quick assbutt.
Allison stands by her comment and said she never called Bea fat but expressed "a less-than-flattering, if widespread, thought about an unfortunate bikini."
Fergie went on to say, "The press has been absolutely outrageous, and really being very mean about the size of her figure, calling her such horrible names. I think her (Beatrice's) comment was, 'Will they be happy if I get anorexia because then they could write about that, wouldn't they?'" She said her daughter is a size 10 and is perfectly healthy.
Sticks and stones! Princess Bea is a hot BBW who can probably make chicken paillard with her ass cheeks. Allison is just jealous. She wishes she had those skills.
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D3-- Thank you. If people are so set on defending their right to be "large" then why do they always lie about their size? If she's a 10 then I'M the Queen of England, for fucks sake. If you are going to be large and proud, then admit you are a 14/16-- MINIMUM. Granted, sizes are different in England, but don't they run SMALL???
Newportjoey-- any further apart..........HAHAHAAAAAA!! That made my day. That girl needs some serious support, or she's way overdue for a milking, I don't know which.....
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She's a bit thick, but i'd rather see a juicy ass than bones!!!
That's a very american way to think for a british journalist...
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Ain't nothing wrong with this girl's bopdy. She looks solid, like she's healthy and muscular, but definitely not fat. What's hilarious is that people like Allison Pearce or Perez Hilton always make fun of other people for their weight, but aren't exactly skinny or even a healthy size themselves. Projecting much?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by LoLo on May 27, 2008 - 11:23am.
Uhhhh who says I have to give a fuck if some Royals get their feelings hurt?
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I know...as if they haven't walked themselves into an endless mound of ball-breaking every day over the fact that the births of most royals are the result of inbreeding.
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This photo was taken on a vacation that cost more than some poor slugs salaries, but let us all cry because one fat woman called another person out on their largeness.
What a wonderful world
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Her body doesn't look that bad to me. A one piece wouldn't really help the situation since it's her thighs that are the main problem, other than her horse face.
I must say I'm astonished that people are saying this chick looks OK, but Shitters gets ripped apart for being a fucking whale. I thought this girl was going to get a new asshole torn by DListers.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
@TV, Running Back has better thighs... BUT hers would make a turkey proud. Built just like mama.
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If she's a size 10, then I'm in the negative numbers. I feel sorry that she's already that big at such a young age. I know that Fergie always struggled with her weight, but I don't ever remember her being that size until after her marriage and kids. One look at Bea and it's obvious she will never be "a thin girl", and the press is only going to make it worse for her. Sad.
Submitted by Triscuit on May 27, 2008 - 12:24pm.
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You're in the jungle baby..
Did someone hold a gun and force photographers and Allison Pearson to snap pictures of Beatrice or view the pictures? Beatrice looks voluptuous, not fat, in that suit. I didn't realize that if you wear larger than a size 4 you needed to cover up while in the water. Ms. Pearson needs to stop worrying about Princess Beatrice and get her fat ass into the gym!
can someone get a shovel and scoop them titties up... shes too young to be droopin like that.
other than that shes fine. since when cant fergie take a fat joke.
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For one, this kid isn't seeking the spotlight so why not leave her be? Second, she looks better in a kini than 70% of the people I saw at the beach this weekend. To quote the woMAN, myth and legend that is Chrissy Crocker, "LEAVE HER ALLOOONNNNEEEE!"
It's the fucking horse teeth that is the problem!
Her face is worse than her body.
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Allison is a fugly scank. She really has no right to slam others!
maybe fergie should have set a better example for her kids and taught them how to feel full.
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Uhhhh who says I have to give a fuck if some Royals get their feelings hurt?
Get your Nana the fucking Queen of England to buy you something pretty for your big fat ass and call it a day. Shit.
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Lord have mercy stop the presses, one of the damn royals got sad :(
Looks like Godzilla rising form the waters off the coast of Japan looking for some people to snack on.
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Her body's far from hideous. No cottage cheese thighs or anything, but she needs a better top to boost those udders.
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She has thighs like a Running Back.
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She looks allright. Her stomach flat and has an ass. British press or white men over there don't want to be suffocated between her bush. She looks 100x better than versace's daughter.
She probably looks better in clothes that are specifically designed for her shape, because at least she has it in the right places.
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she is on a beach wearing a swimsuit, this is perfectly appropriate attire for these circumstances.
fyi, few asses can withstand this level of scrutiny.
She's a classic pear shape...so those thighs are always going to be a problem for her....she looks healthy and happy, though, so good for her.
As an aside...a good bra is your friend, Bea.
I doubt she's a size 10.
All she needs to do is walk a little and lose some of the thigh meat.
She looks more like a 12/14 to me but very pretty and she is a freaking royal so who cares!
I think she looks fine.
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Geez, if those tits were any further apart they'd be elbows.....I agree, on the wrong side of attractive, Allison is spot on.......
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I think she has a very nice shape. I don't think she's a size 10, but she's pretty and seems confident. That's all that matters.
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Those thighs are monsterous.
Can't someone buy that girl some bosom support? FOr her sake as well as ours.
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Well, she's on the chunk side but not as gross as shitney. At least this girl's fat looks firmer than most.
I bet this Allison Pearson person looks much worse that Beatrice does. You know, you sag as you age.
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Unless she is 4'6", she is no size 10. I feel badly for her, but some bodies were not make for a two-piece, esp. one with no noonie support.
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Lying on the floor
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Before it rains anymore
*FERGIE* has a reality show? Good God!
I actually like her body.
It's her face that's busted.
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