Fergie Fires Back
The Original Fergie has had it with the British press trashing her 19-year-old daughter's ass. Fergie has spoken out about a comment made by Allison Pearson of the Daily Mail. Allison had this to say about pictures of Princess Beatrice in a bikini, "Can't someone buy that girl a sarong? For her sake, as well as ours."
Yup, that's all she said. That's fucking Disney shit compared to what you're probably thinking. Hopefully, Fergie can't read minds or we'll all get a royal beat down.
Fergie told the NYDN during a press conference for her new reality show, "Touch me, fine, but don't touch my children. This woman (Pearson), I would like to go to her house, to see her family. Should we focus on her derriere?" FYI, here's what Allison Pearson looks like. She looks like she could possibly take down Fergie. Cage fight! Just don't invite Princess Bea, because she could take them all down with one quick assbutt.
Allison stands by her comment and said she never called Bea fat but expressed "a less-than-flattering, if widespread, thought about an unfortunate bikini."
Fergie went on to say, "The press has been absolutely outrageous, and really being very mean about the size of her figure, calling her such horrible names. I think her (Beatrice's) comment was, 'Will they be happy if I get anorexia because then they could write about that, wouldn't they?'" She said her daughter is a size 10 and is perfectly healthy.
Sticks and stones! Princess Bea is a hot BBW who can probably make chicken paillard with her ass cheeks. Allison is just jealous. She wishes she had those skills.
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Submitted by KD on May 27, 2008 - 1:30pm.
LCT- I've never seen a big boned skelaton. Have you? If you (speaking generally) have some sort of exercise regimin and eat "clean" (look up Michi's Ladder), the fat cells will shrink then disappear.
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It's not about 'fat bones', it's wider bone structure. Take Nicole Ritchie for example. She probably has teeny tiny bones condensed into a smaller skeleton (if that makes sense) whereas someone like Tyra Banks just has a bigger structure... know what I'm sayin'?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
If star jones can change her body ANYONE can. She was like the poster child for "big boned"
Submitted by Spoiled on May 27, 2008 - 10:27am.
Looking good DiamondDawg! And something tells me you're not a 19 year old pampered millionairess either.
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LOL. no. 44 and no kids.
and i have to WORK for a living.
Beatrice could be a size 10. First, remember that US and UK sizes are different. Second, she could even be a size 10 US.
I don't think she is fat but she does have hips. If you never saw her in that bikini, no one would say she was fat.
Knob- I'm with you on this one. People can change their body types. I've seen it and I'm doing it!
LCT- I've never seen a big boned skelaton. Have you? If you (speaking generally) have some sort of exercise regimin and eat "clean" (look up Michi's Ladder), the fat cells will shrink then disappear.
Looking good DiamondDawg! And something tells me you're not a 19 year old pampered millionairess either.
She's got a pretty nice body for being a bigger gal. She does have a waist and her tummy looks relatively flat.
@DiamondD:
HWAT!
Okay, I just put my face in my avi, cuz no way will my linebacker shoulders fit in frame! ha ha
BTW....5'11" and a 12. I am large-ish, but I gots the big bondeded thing.
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I find this offensive. Who are we to judge someone by their size? I never understood the cultural idea that a person's worth is based on their pant size. I think anyone who does is fuuuuucked up.
Either way, so she's got a little meat on her bones? She isn't morbidly obese. People need to go a little easier on her. Gaurantee she's going to get anorexia now.
Size 10 my ass. She's at least a size 14. Either way, she's not fat, although she has big ol' thighs. So what? They should have been talking shit about her horse teeth.
Submitted by LoLo on May 27, 2008 - 1:15pm.
ha ha ha
kissey kissey finger bang times
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With a pogo stick!
"Sad times happen in my wallet."
I'm STILL laughing about that one.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 27, 2008 - 1:15pm.
Knob my body types the opposite. When I lose weight it's usually in my tummy and legs, and my boobs actually grow or seem bigger anyway. My hips however are bigger, even though my bones stick out. I would seriously lipo them because I'm tired of hearing about my child bearing hips. Bish pleez, I'm a size 0/2, and a size four at my biggest...
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No, like I said you're the rare exception to the rule. I am a personal trainer and that's the number one complaint from women that I hear..."I am only losing weight in my boobs!"
Anyways, it just frustrates me to no end when people believe that they cannot change their body. You CANNOT change bone structure, true...but you can change the muscle and fat to create a more pleasing physique. If a woman has big hips, one of the best things she can do is build up her shoulders through weight training - this will give her body the appearance of being more balanced. In bodybuilding you learn all sorts of tricks to create the "perfect" looking body...
Don't let genetics hold you back people!!!
ok. hit refresh. its the best picture i could take from my phone in the barfroom AT WORK. I couldn't quite move my hand around well enough to get a full a$$ in jeans shot. but i'll go work on it.
happy now?
Hey, I agree. If I call Shitney chubby, then I will call this chick chubby. If I think Brooke Hogan is thick then I will say this chick is thick. No matter how many royal credentials she has.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
I'm British and anti-monarchy. I don't agree that our taxes should go towards supporting them and I don't believe they should have ownership of the millions of pounds of assets they have accumulated over the centuries purely from a false claim of descendance from God and hereditary leadership. I think they should be disbanded. HOWEVER I do not agree with a load of annonymous people on a celebrity website crucifying the girl for not being model-slim. She did not choose her celebrity, she was born into it, and will have it her whole life no matter what she does. She's not using the paparazzi to increase her fame etc she's just a girl on holiday in a bikini. To everyone who is gleefully sticking the knife into this girl who is probably young enough to be your daughter, post a pic of yourself in a bikini on here and lets see how you shape up. We can all do a compare and contrast can't we? Cos believe me I'm a British size 10 and I still look at myself in pictures of me in a bikini and think oh dear. So come on all you supermodels slating Princess Bea, let's see what stunning bodies and faces you all have.
BTW, I like, make that LOVE a fiesty man...makes sexy times so much hotter...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Ha ha, I was going to snark at Bocca considering he always criticizes all the posters here, but nicely done LCT... Know, got tips for hip reduction? I'm serious, I work out fiendishly but can't get rid of the muthas...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
People:
Yes, she will always maintain a particular body shape. Weight loss and even muscle tone won't change that. But she is, decidedly chunky. Not the worst I've ever seen, but that bathing suit does nothing to flatter her. And her noonies are very saggy for a 19-year-old. A top with more support would do wonders.
I am a middle-aged woman with big shoulders and a tendency to gain weight in the middle. I exercise everyday and really take care to eat well, but I also try to dress for my body type, because some things cannot be changed and all we can do is make them look the best we can!
*stepping off soapbox*
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the main people who care about girls being "fat" are other girls. it's such a bullshit waste of time. unless you're a lesbian i guess...
Knob my body types the opposite. When I lose weight it's usually in my tummy and legs, and my boobs actually grow or seem bigger anyway. My hips however are bigger, even though my bones stick out. I would seriously lipo them because I'm tired of hearing about my child bearing hips. Bish pleez, I'm a size 0/2, and a size four at my biggest...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
I see nothing wrong with her. She doesn't look fat at all, she looks like she has a naturally curvy body. Good for her for having the confidence to wear a bikini.
_Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 27, 2008 - 1:13pm.
ha ha ha
kissey kissey finger bang times
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 27, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Donkeys, pissers, tossers, stupid fuckers... he can call me all that and more, as long as he follows it up with some yummy kisses and drops a sweetheart in every now and then...
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Don't forget 'donuts'. Did you see the Kitchen Nightmares where the said the pizza kids were going to become 'expert tossers'? HAhaha that was golden. Make sure that when he's having a tantrum you get out of the way of the flying cast-iron pan. You might not be able to get kisses if that made contact.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 27, 2008 - 1:09pm.
Lovescarrottopolina do you realize that you've responded to almost everyones post? Let people have their own opinion without you challenging them. This is why I can't stand you. Not only do you post every 3.0 seconds but you have to always have to be a comment Nazi.
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I love you Jimmy. Let's get married.
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Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 27, 2008 - 1:08pm.
twins are not healthy, they are anorexic. Through proper exercise and nutrition, a person can transform their body to a more desirable and pleasing shape - genetics are not an excuse. You can change fat and muscle on a body...you cannot change bone structure.
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Oh I agree with that, a person can make themselves look better. It sounded like you were saying someone would completely change their body shape in terms of the bone structure and all that. Body shape (pear, applem blah blah blah whatever it is) is just the way your shape is due to bone structure and all that jazz.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 27, 2008 - 1:06pm.
LCT,
Exactly my point. No matter how thin this body type gets they will have the boobs, tiny waist and large hips.
Or am I unaware of an exercise that reduces your bones?
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Last time I checked, breasts were not considered a bone. When a person begins to exercise and lose weight, the breasts are often the VERY first place most women lose fat. Of course, there are the RARE exceptions...but hips and and breasts are primarily fat. I can't see this chicks hip-bones...that's because they are covered in a layer of fat.
My goodness you people frustrate the eff out of me!
She's not that huge. Look at the women painted by Ruben and that's exactly her body type.
The fact is, our society is obsessed with thinness and it's NOT a healthy obsession. On the other hand, Bea looks very healthy and so fucking what if she's not a size zero?
Donkeys, pissers, tossers, stupid fuckers... he can call me all that and more, as long as he follows it up with some yummy kisses and drops a sweetheart in every now and then...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Lovescarrottopolina do you realize that you've responded to almost everyones post? Let people have their own opinion without you challenging them. This is why I can't stand you. Not only do you post every 3.0 seconds but you have to always have to be a comment Nazi.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 27, 2008 - 1:03pm.
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So you're saying someone like Bea can go from looking like herself to an Olsen twin? WRONG.
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You silly goose. The Olsen twins are not healthy, they are anorexic. Through proper exercise and nutrition, a person can transform their body to a more desirable and pleasing shape - genetics are not an excuse. You can change fat and muscle on a body...you cannot change bone structure.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 27, 2008 - 1:06pm.
LCT,
Exactly my point. No matter how thin this body type gets they will have the boobs, tiny waist and large hips.
Or am I unaware of an exercise that reduces your bones?
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Apparently according to someone in here there is. I'd like to get in on that. I have wider shoulders for a chick, wide hips and muscles from nothing. If I can change that then please advise how.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 27, 2008 - 1:05pm.
LCT we should pitch a show to E! where the whole premise is for you and me to invade Great Britain, and try to pick all these hotties. I also call dibs on Hammond from Top Gear and dude who plays Guy Gisborne on Robin Hood...yoummers! I bet the show would be hella better than Lohans' or Richards' shitty shows...
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Hahahahahaha GOOD IDEA. I'll need to pick some, but the Food Network hotties are first on my list. That's a good idea for a show. A hell of a lot more exciting than most of the crap on.
Do you think Gordon Ramsay would call us donkeys if we stalked him?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Too much to ask for ONE or more hot females in this royal family of ours??
Christ... Sweden managed to do it!
Can't blame the girl for the face.. that will be the fault of old Prince Andrew deciding Sarah Ferguson was the best option he had (the fool)but the rest you can bloody well get your arse in gear and work on. I am SURE Queenie would cough up for a personal trainer if they put juuust the right amount of sugar in her tea!
--thanks awfully--
LCT,
Exactly my point. No matter how thin this body type gets they will have the boobs, tiny waist and large hips.
Or am I unaware of an exercise that reduces your bones?
Submitted by lilu on May 27, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Hell's Kitchen is the BEST
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Yeah, when whiny bitches are cutting their own fingers off... that's a HOOT.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
LCT we should pitch a show to E! where the whole premise is for you and me to invade Great Britain, and try to pick all these hotties. I also call dibs on Hammond from Top Gear and dude who plays Guy Gisborne on Robin Hood...yoummers! I bet the show would be hella better than Lohans' or Richards' shitty shows...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD I FUCKING LOVE GORDON RAMSAY. I watch Kitchen Nightmares and want his badboy self to come and spank me with a spatula, then he turns all sweet and calls people 'my darling' and I just want him to impregnante me.
Sigh. Let's go visit him.
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Hell's Kitchen is the BEST
Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 27, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Sorry, this is just not true. Exercise - weightlifting and cardivascular training can change the shape of any body.
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So you're saying someone like Bea can go from looking like herself to an Olsen twin? WRONG.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
@LoLo, you were right with first guess.
Beige is too effing cowardly to try and get her own identity. Had to copy PSL's down to the siggie. Been trying to get BB's attention for a while but CHICKEN SHIT won't respond.
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No comment!
Okay, call her fat, call her healthy. But if she's happy with the way her body is, then who the hell are we to decide what weight she'd look her best at? Meybe we need to accept the fact that she's not the interesting royal, and focus on her much hotter cousins, Hot Ginge and Prince semi-Baldy (but still quite attractive)...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
*shrug*
so she's fat.
so she's a lard ass.
so shes got droopy boobs.
she is still living her fat ass up on an exotic beach and you are posting messages from work.
who has a better a life?
this girls mother should have never responded to these cracks in the first place.
and im telling you, as hot as you think your ass is, your ass can not stand up to your own expectations of hotness and perfection.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 27, 2008 - 12:57pm.
My oldest daughter has this body shape, inherited from her father's side.
Poor girl had double d's by the time she was 12.
It's genetics folks, no amount of dieting or exercise will change the base body type.
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Sorry, this is just not true. Exercise - weightlifting and cardivascular training can change the shape of any body. Using the excuse of genetics is absolutely ridiculous!! Take this from someone who HAS transformed their body.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 27, 2008 - 12:58pm.
LCT I ♥ Jamie Oliver... but my real sexy boy is Gordon Ramsey. Who can resist that brash, sexy, rude but ultimately a sweet heart of a guy? Not this gal...
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Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD I FUCKING LOVE GORDON RAMSAY. I watch Kitchen Nightmares and want his badboy self to come and spank me with a spatula, then he turns all sweet and calls people 'my darling' and I just want him to impregnante me.
Sigh. Let's go visit him.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Well the thighs are cerainly on the larger side to be nice but gawd dam lets call a spade a fucking shovel and just admit that she has the face of a large dog.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 27, 2008 - 12:57pm.
It's genetics folks, no amount of dieting or exercise will change the base body type.
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I agree that there is a base body type that can't be changed, but becoming obese CAN. My sister in law ballooned to 350 pounds by the time she was 21 and blamed it all on genetics, in addition to the fact that her body was in 'starvation mode'. What a crock of shit. Genetics can determine whether you're more likely to be larger but it doesn't MAKE you fat.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
To people calling her muscular...Umm...Go to a bodybuilding/figure show and then you'll see actual muscle. I see chubby ass curves and that's about it...
And I guarantee she has cellulite.
LCT I ♥ Jamie Oliver... but my real sexy boy is Gordon Ramsey. Who can resist that brash, sexy, rude but ultimately a sweet heart of a guy? Not this gal...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
My oldest daughter has this body shape, inherited from her father's side.
Poor girl had double d's by the time she was 12.
It's genetics folks, no amount of dieting or exercise will change the base body type.
I called her fat and i dont take it back.
Like i said, shes a Royal, i could give two hard shits if she cries herself to sleep at night on her giant pillow.
Keep in mind, shes getting FAT off of FOOD she NEVER HAD TO WORK FOR.
Ill save my fucking tears for the children who WISH someone could call them fat and not ENDANGERED.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 27, 2008 - 12:55pm.
LCt who is that in your avie? Is that my hunka hunka-burning love, John Krasinski? Me love him very long time.
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Negs. It's Jamie Oliver. Mmmm, he can douse me in olive oil anytaaaaaaaam. I'll call John and send him over asap though.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.