Fergie Fires Back
The Original Fergie has had it with the British press trashing her 19-year-old daughter's ass. Fergie has spoken out about a comment made by Allison Pearson of the Daily Mail. Allison had this to say about pictures of Princess Beatrice in a bikini, "Can't someone buy that girl a sarong? For her sake, as well as ours."
Yup, that's all she said. That's fucking Disney shit compared to what you're probably thinking. Hopefully, Fergie can't read minds or we'll all get a royal beat down.
Fergie told the NYDN during a press conference for her new reality show, "Touch me, fine, but don't touch my children. This woman (Pearson), I would like to go to her house, to see her family. Should we focus on her derriere?" FYI, here's what Allison Pearson looks like. She looks like she could possibly take down Fergie. Cage fight! Just don't invite Princess Bea, because she could take them all down with one quick assbutt.
Allison stands by her comment and said she never called Bea fat but expressed "a less-than-flattering, if widespread, thought about an unfortunate bikini."
Fergie went on to say, "The press has been absolutely outrageous, and really being very mean about the size of her figure, calling her such horrible names. I think her (Beatrice's) comment was, 'Will they be happy if I get anorexia because then they could write about that, wouldn't they?'" She said her daughter is a size 10 and is perfectly healthy.
Sticks and stones! Princess Bea is a hot BBW who can probably make chicken paillard with her ass cheeks. Allison is just jealous. She wishes she had those skills.
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She's sexy as hell imho. She just needs to cinch up that bikini top to accomodate her naturally beautiful big boobage.
Nice hair. Sweet smile. Fit bod.
What's not to love? Some people actually think thick thighs are sexy. Ahem.
That chile is only 19 for fuck sake. Sheesh!
Submitted by Sensimina on May 27, 2008 - 2:44pm.
. If you all think Shitney and this chick are god damn whales, you must live in Anorexoville.
you were anorexic wernt you? spare us your britney obsession go play in the forum
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Duchess Fergie just needs to shut up about it. She's passing her own insecurities about weight on to her daughter. Bea is a big girl. So what? She's got a big trust fund and is set for life. Why the fuck would she care about the opinions of some loser columnist?
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on May 27, 2008 - 2:21pm.
That's exactly what I thought. It's obesity or anorexia... Is there no middle ground?
And there's no way this girl is a British size 10, as that's still rather slender. I'd say she's a 14-16.
Considering what Fergie had to endure, I'm surprised she didn't teach her daughters about healthy living and eating. They have live-in chefs, it wouldn't be difficult to eat right and maintain a healthy weight.
As long as she has a deep throat, fine by me! WHAT?
The Breakdown: (Hi hun) I completely agree with you.
BEatrice hasn't even finished developing yet; all those bigmouthed idiots who think to be skeletal is some sort of achievement should put a sock (full of food) in their mouths.
The brit press is always trying to tear down everyone it holds up to the public. They are gutless wonders. read more about these idiots on
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Shandi,
you're an asshole.
Princess Bea doesn't NEED to do anything. She's royalty...and what are you? All she needs to do is stay rich and die.
So sick of the sizeist bullshit that runs rampant on this site. She is pretty toned for a big girl, more than anything I'd say she chose an ill-fitting bikini, and that's why the pic isn't flattering. It has very little to do with her body. I'm glad she's got confidence enough to be out and about, knowing that people like you and the tabloid press would vilify her. Trust me, many a man would rather bone up on a bigger girl than on a pile of coathangers, er, a skinny girl ANY DAY.
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Submitted by ITSKTBITCH on May 27, 2008 - 1:52pm.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 27, 2008 - 11:44am.
I cannot stand those people in their scooters. I can't help but stare (sooo rude I know) but hot damn! If you are so obese you can't walk I have zero sympathy.
And they hog the aisle space at the supermarket and act like we walking humans are in their way! grrr
There are certain medical conditions that cause obesity, like Prader Willie. Having that causes people to have EXTREMELY slow metabolism and they may need a chair to get around. I'm sure that's not what you meant and I'm not trying to be a bitch or anything because I can get annoyed too with that sort of thing. I just have a relative who has that and I know how hard it probably is to deal with.
When the fuck did D-listed become PC?
This princess wouldnt piss on you all if you were on fire, but she WOULD smother you in A1 sauce and eat your ass like you were a Kenny Rogers Roaster paid for by the peoples taxes.
FUCK PC!
Submitted by Sensimina on May 27, 2008 - 11:44am.
I cannot stand those people in their scooters. I can't help but stare (sooo rude I know) but hot damn! If you are so obese you can't walk I have zero sympathy.
And they hog the aisle space at the supermarket and act like we walking humans are in their way! grrr
I'm so sick of the media blasting anyone for daring to be over a size 6.
So the fuck what if she isn't model thin? Not everyone is meant to be.
Personally, I think she looks great at this size. She actually looks pretty good in this bikini for a BBW.
Of course, I also think she is overweight, but if she is happy, then in the end that is all that really matters.
But to be totally vile (this IS Dlisted, after all), she has to look no further than her own mum for the thighs she inherited.
Couldn't Fergie at least hook her own daughter up with a Jenny Craig meal?!
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There's a difference between fat and overweight. She is chubby and overweight. She could stand to drop 20 pounds but she won't die if she doesn't. She's not a twinkie away from a heart attack, she's just a bigger girl.
Yeah, if she gives two shits about her weight she should start watching it now, but if I had her face I would give up and stuff it.
Some of you act like you've never seen a real fucking fat person before. I live in West Virginia and some sluts here are so fat, they are riding around in a fucking Rascal scooter with an oxygen tank by the age of 35. If you all think Shitney and this chick are god damn whales, you must live in Anorexoville.
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on May 27, 2008 - 2:21pm.
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My thoughts exactly! Nobody (or certainly not me, anyway) is saying that she should aim for anexoric-skinny, or that is a good thing. Obviously it's not. And I'm not mocking her for her size. Why is there no in-between? Stating that someone has excess pounds, when they clearly do have them, is NOT the same as saying they should be a size zero.
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Yeah but do you realise how fucked up fergie is about her weight and the pasting she got in the media for the way she looked in comparison to Di. She's doing a documentary in the UK at the mo where she tries to help people lose weight and she talks about how the comments about her size and looks have made her absolutely loathe herself. She's still constantly in therapy and suffering from depression because of it (as well as other childhood-related issues of course). She cuts a very sad and lonely figure living on her own in NY while her girls live with her dad and she just seems very unhappy. She's obviously desperate to protect her daughter from a similar life of self-hatred and depression which is why she's getting so worked up about it. Its one thing to have issues with your body, another thing I'm sure to have years of abusive, degrading comments made by all and sundry in the media about you. Which is why I'm saying to everyone here who is slagging this young girl off about her figure to just on this one occasion shut the fuck up and think about the damage this kind of comment can do to someone. If the photo was of you would you like to read these comments?
That girl in that picture is NOT a size 10, unless they size things differently in her country. Her boobs are awfully low for someone so young, but maybe it's because they are so huge and heavy. I agree with the other people here - she's overweight and needs to lose some weight. No, she doesn't have to become anorexic, but she doesn't need to be this size either.
I say the bikini is not flattering...it probably wouldn't be flattering on 95% of the population. If she's being targetted as being fat, then a high number of us are really hideous wilderbeasts that shouldn't be seen in public.
People are really awful to people. :(
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KG, I was just kidding, doll. Have you ever watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force? If not, youtube the "Super Model" episode. It's hilarious! I'm fairly happy with my body, and am pretty anti-surgery for vanity's sake. It's just stupid, and a total waste of money. I'd rather spend money on charity or a new xbox 360 which would make me hell of a lot happier than having new boobs/new nose/ new thighs, etc...
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Yeah, I was pretty sure you were happy with yourself...but I was just trying to demonstrate that people can change things that they may not like about themselves...just through exercise alone!! No surgery - no anorexia! haha...Sorry, just passionate about what I do.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on May 27, 2008 - 12:21pm.
THANK YOU! I read all the comments and I believe yours hits the nail right on the head. Why can't everyone agree that she's just overweight? Stop making excuses that because she has a discernible waist or no visible cellulite that she's healthy when CLEARLY she is F A T. I'm not hating on chubby people because her BMI speaks for itself.
And although I think she's fat, the only person that really matters to is her. If she is comfortable being that way, then more power to her. I just think that since she's so young, it would be best for her to nip the obesity in the bud when it's still relatively easy (youthful metabolism).
And if anyone is interested in America's obsession with appearance, there's a new movie out called America the Beautiful or something like that. It's playing down at the Century Mall here in Chicago. I'm pretty sure it's an indie flick/documentary.
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KG, I was just kidding, doll. Have you ever watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force? If not, youtube the "Super Model" episode. It's hilarious! I'm fairly happy with my body, and am pretty anti-surgery for vanity's sake. It's just stupid, and a total waste of money. I'd rather spend money on charity or a new xbox 360 which would make me hell of a lot happier than having new boobs/new nose/ new thighs, etc...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 27, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Damn... maybe I'll research online to see if they do hip-chip-away operations in Dominican Republic, Master Shake style...lol
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I know you're joking, but if you're seriously unhappy with the way you look (which I doubt you are!), stop focusing on what you can't change and focus on something you can change...such as your waist size...and I'm not talking about getting fat!! Anyways, I'm done preaching my ways.
I'm sorry, but she's fat/overweight. I don't care if she has a waist, she still has at least 30 pounds of excess fat on her. Her youth may have something to do with why she's still fairly firm, but give her 10 years and it will all be cottage cheese. If she's happy, good for her, but I don't understand the extremes: "Will they be happy if I get anorexia because then they could write about that, wouldn't they?" So it's either being XXL or an anorexic? What about something in between? Bea has the money and the resources--it would serve her well to reduce the excess poundage.
Look, I think everything would work out fine if Harry would just pose nude for a magazine. Everything would be fine then.
Beatrice is going to be one of the most powerful fag hags the world has ever seen when she grows up. She will probably always be Rubinesque but that's her angle.
I can't wait for her Royal goth phase.
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At least she isn't anorexic and half plastic.
Mind you the words "unfortunate bikini" do apply to this picture.
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Damn... maybe I'll research online to see if they do hip-chip-away operations in Dominican Republic, Master Shake style...lol
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
leave the girl alone. society has such a warped ideal of how bodies should look. she looks healthy and happy. let her be.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 27, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Yeah what happened to the comments? KG, I'm actually an hourglass figure so my hips are quite in proportion to my shoulders, but they still look big coz my waist is tiny. Got tips on what I can do to reduce the hippage? You are a trainer after all, so better to ask the professional.
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Well if your hips are big because of your BONE STRUCTURE, then like I've said there isn't a lot you can do but accept that fact. I'm guessing by what you said that your hips probably don't look out of proporation to the rest of your body, even if you think they do. Definitely not like the above picture!
**Edit: If you are unhappy with how small your waist is in proportion to your hips and shoulders, there are things you can do to make it appear otherwise. Oblique work, weighted side bends, deadlifting, and squats can all help to add thickness (muscle) to your torso so that it appears more in proportion to the rest of your body. I highly doubt you're looking to do this, though. Putting on size scares most women.
She doesn't look bad. She has a shape to her figure. She probably should lose some weight for her health, but she doesn't look like a indeterminate blob or something.
Can I just point out that Fergie is the one who made the "Bea's a size 10" comments, not Bea herslef. The girl hasn't spoken on this issue, so let's not assume she has the same delusions as her mother.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Joe, I wondered the same thing. Are you back in the states now?
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Submitted by ITSKTBITCH on May 27, 2008 - 1:52pm.
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Yeah what happened to the comments? KG, I'm actually an hourglass figure so my hips are quite in proportion to my shoulders, but they still look big coz my waist is tiny. Got tips on what I can do to reduce the hippage? You are a trainer after all, so better to ask the professional.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
She is one wide girl, there is no way she's a size 10, maybe a 12 but hell no she's a size 10. She sort of reminds me of JLove., pretending she's a size 2, yea maybe one of her thighs is.
On a side note I always thought this chick was skinnier. I've seen pictures of her before and she didn't look so wide.
Submitted by lea8199 on May 27, 2008 - 1:54pm
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Good for her if she does. I can't speak for anyone else but no, I'm not a supermodel. I think she's overweight and for her health's sake needs to lose a few pounds, preferably by eating sensibly and being moderately active. She has a nice shape now, even though she's chubby, but if she continues gaining a few pounds every year she'll be well and truly fat by the time she's 40. And that's not good for your heart, your blood pressure, or your self-esteem.
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Yeah IT Skybitch I guess I'm particularly clueless about these things as I'm one of those super-irritating people who can eat like a horse and never put on weight or need to do exercise. I'm a British size 8-10 now and have never been more than a 10-12. I guess its just not something I've ever had to care about or think about so I don't get the obsession with it at all. However the fact is I'm also very small-boned so I could never get that seriously big anyway - my frame couldn't support it. I wactually preferred the way I looked when I was bigger - liked having big boobs etc. However, its basically a lot easier being thin as the less flesh you have the less you have to tone it. I'm thin enough now to not have to exercise and still look reasonable in a bikini. If I was a stone heavier I'd have to be doing sit-ups all the time and go to the gym to stay toned and I'm just plain lazy! I think if you're bigger you look better in clothes and if you're thinner you look better in a bikini so whatever.
Actually, Bea's mother is a pretty good poster child for weight loss and health. She changed her eating habits and started exercising. If she wants to emulate someone, she's got a great role model already.
That said, she still needs a one-piece.
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Submitted by ITSKTBITCH on May 27, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Keane - people judge other people's weights to make them feel better about themselves. Body size is a tool we can use to judge other people and it's human nature to judge others based soley on physical appearance. It's pretty messed up really.
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Not true...I know I look better than this girl because I work hard at it.
I wasn't making fun of her, I was stating a fact: She is fat - not obese, but fat and if she doesn't want people to notice then she shouldn't wear a bikini.
well what if the girl feels happy just the way she looks??? is everyone on this site a fking supermodel???
Keane - people judge other people's weights to make them feel better about themselves. Body size is a tool we can use to judge other people and it's human nature to judge others based soley on physical appearance. It's pretty messed up really.
I judge people too of course I'll admit to that, but not on things like weight. I don't think how big or small you are has anything to do with the type of person you are... whether or not you are a nice, compassionate person. It's stupid.
yeah yeah yeah to all of you. i'd tap dat ass, girlfriend's booty looks good and thick from this picture. are there any more??
Submitted by KD on May 27, 2008 - 1:47pm.
Yeah, I see what you are saying, but when people lose weight, their structure actually adjusts. I've seen it time and time again. You should watch out for weight loss success stories and you would see that most of them are people you would think could never get skinny and they do! I don't understand it either. Our bodies are, or can be, high performance machines. Unless someone has messed up their knees or something.
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I don't doubt that people can become skinny at all.. it's amazing how much weight some people can lose. It's all about the structure. There are those people that, no matter how thin they are, they still look chubby. Kate Winslet is one of those. She got really skinny there, but she still looked larger. I don't know if that makes sense or not. I just downed a litre of Crystal Light.
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 27, 2008 - 12:32pm
It's not about 'fat bones', it's wider bone structure. Take Nicole Ritchie for example. She probably has teeny tiny bones condensed into a smaller skeleton (if that makes sense) whereas someone like Tyra Banks just has a bigger structure... know what I'm sayin'?
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Yeah, I see what you are saying, but when people lose weight, their structure actually adjusts. I've seen it time and time again. You should watch out for weight loss success stories and you would see that most of them are people you would think could never get skinny and they do! I don't understand it either. Our bodies are, or can be, high performance machines. Unless someone has messed up their knees or something.
While I don't give a flying fuck about Princess Beatrice's BMI, I don't think some people should wear a bikini. They are just not flattering. A skirted one-piece would look much better on Bea. It's more of a style issue for me. Personally, I wear tankinis because I like the look and my muffin top is covered.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 27, 2008 - 11:32am.
If star jones can change her body ANYONE can. She was like the poster child for "big boned"
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She had a gastric bypass: a super-costly and life-threatening surgery. She is not a good example.
That look CANNOT be healthy.
Why is it so important to everyone what this girl looks like? She's not making a living out of selling her image like other celebrities do. She's famous by the accident of her birth. Maybe she really doesn't give a flying fuck what she looks like and has way more important and interesting things to think about and do with her time. Maybe she's not a vain, shallow girl hung up on what her body looks like. Why do we all have to give such a fuck about how fat/thin we are? I reckon its the no 1 most boring subject on the fucking planet. When I see mags with some celeb talking about how they lost 3 stone I think who cares - why do I want to read about it? As a society we are obsessed with weight and dress size - why? We're not obsessed with how tall/short people are so why how fat/thin? I can't see there's any more to say on the subject than this: if you're too fat its unhealthy, if it you're too thin its unhealthy, try to be something inbetween. As long as you're happy with what you look like its got nothing to do with anyone else. Seriously why are people so concerned with criticizing other people's body size and so obsessed with something as dull as what you eat every day? I do not get it.
I got a jeans shot! backside, no less.
If she is happy and healthy and appreciates her body, who's business is it what size she is?! Sure she is a little bigger than what we are all brainwashed to believe is the "perfect" size but she's obviously not meant to be a teeny tiny girl and there is nothing wrong with that, as long as she is healthy. Besides, hourglass figures are the most attractive body shape IMO and I can tell you that my sister used to look like that (size 6-8) and she had guys hitting on her constantly, always was told how beautiful she was and what a nice, curvy body she had. She then decided she was "too fat" and is now struggling with anorexia. Sure she's thin but she is completely unhealthy now and developed a cocaine problem as well so that she would have a supressed appetite. I'm so fucking sick of everyone trying to tell everyone else what is a "nice" body and how we should all look. Try living with someone who developed this disease because of our sick fucking society and their obsession with thinness and you'll see where I'm coming from ... it makes me so angry that anyone even has the audacity to criticize someone elses body like that just because she isn't a size 0. I'd like to see this reporter in a bathing suit.. probably not that much different in size and a lot more flabby.
Anyway, just had to vent... people are so stupid.