Fergie Fires Back
The Original Fergie has had it with the British press trashing her 19-year-old daughter's ass. Fergie has spoken out about a comment made by Allison Pearson of the Daily Mail. Allison had this to say about pictures of Princess Beatrice in a bikini, "Can't someone buy that girl a sarong? For her sake, as well as ours."
Yup, that's all she said. That's fucking Disney shit compared to what you're probably thinking. Hopefully, Fergie can't read minds or we'll all get a royal beat down.
Fergie told the NYDN during a press conference for her new reality show, "Touch me, fine, but don't touch my children. This woman (Pearson), I would like to go to her house, to see her family. Should we focus on her derriere?" FYI, here's what Allison Pearson looks like. She looks like she could possibly take down Fergie. Cage fight! Just don't invite Princess Bea, because she could take them all down with one quick assbutt.
Allison stands by her comment and said she never called Bea fat but expressed "a less-than-flattering, if widespread, thought about an unfortunate bikini."
Fergie went on to say, "The press has been absolutely outrageous, and really being very mean about the size of her figure, calling her such horrible names. I think her (Beatrice's) comment was, 'Will they be happy if I get anorexia because then they could write about that, wouldn't they?'" She said her daughter is a size 10 and is perfectly healthy.
Sticks and stones! Princess Bea is a hot BBW who can probably make chicken paillard with her ass cheeks. Allison is just jealous. She wishes she had those skills.
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_Submitted by M.E. on May 27, 2008 - 4:59pm.
Yeah. I just got that feeling.
"Im right! Im in a bad mood! Ill make you cyber suffer!"
cha ok!
Well Stoney shall we agree to disagree then as I'm all argued out and need to get me some rest. I just don't appreciate being called a retard and it makes bite.
LoLo - Keane has a very similar "MO".
Don't bother.
Keane
You cant make me kiss this kids ass.
Kissing cousins are fucking creepy.
Never once did i type the word hate.
GET OVER IT!
You cant make us like Beatrice or her bathing suit.
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Missy I am the same person but I just don't agree with everyone all the time. I've got my own mind and if I don't agree with the crowd I'm not afraid to say so. And if people get worked up and start insulting me I'm gonna fire back cos I can be a feisty cow when someone crosses me. So hate me.
Now wait a damn minit feller, I ain't never claimed to be no damn English master, now dids I?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Well KnobGoblin why don't you give leaving the country a shot sometime and come and see what us non-Americans are like? It'll be a whole new world for ya!
Yeah Stoney and like you would have the first idea about what that entails! If you think you're the master of the English language good luck to you!
Submitted by Keane on May 27, 2008 - 4:48pm.
KnobGoblin what makes you think I'm worked up? I'm sipping a glass of wine and laughing at you baby. And no I won't be running away but I will be off at some point cos I have a life - you should try it sometime honey!
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I thought all you Brits drank was a spot of tea, governah!
Ok LoLo well that's fine but why the need for all the incest blah blah insults at the same time? I don't agree with you but I don't hate your ass - comprendez?
"I dont give a fuck about you Britts or the fact that you enjoy paying for this girls large portioned meals."
*dies laughing*
And keane, dear. You give "Oxford English degrees" a bad name.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
I coulda sworn that Keane came on here before and commented about Angie Jo being an asshat or something and everyone loved and agreed with Keane.. maybe it was another commenter. dlisted man, what a fuckin place
night all ♥
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
KnobGoblin what makes you think I'm worked up? I'm sipping a glass of wine and laughing at you baby. And no I won't be running away but I will be off at some point cos I have a life - you should try it sometime honey!
Submitted by Keane on May 27, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Ok Stoney - why?
And KnobGblin - no I honestly don't give a fuck about you cos your just an avie and a name, but if you want to throw some insults at me you think I'm just going to run away?
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LOLOLOLOLOL! Gettin' so worked up because a friend of a friend of a friend of yours knows Princess Blumpkin!
I hope you don't run away because this is super fun!
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Submitted by Keane on May 27, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Oh and sorry KnobGoblin, was that dropping names like turds again? My bad.
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Actually it was! LOL! I missed that one - thanks for pointing it out to me...You dropped that one like it was HOTT!
Look Keane, i called the royals tards mmm k?
They are. Cousins doing dirty times with cousins and making babies that way is frowned upon in most places.
Now i get it, you love Beatrices big bouncy ass.
I hope you get a chance to do the motorboat in her mud flaps, i really do.
I hope you get to go diggin fro the chocolate star fish in her fleshy heavens.
In fact i hope oyu are related to her so you two can make some cousin babies too.
Now i dont give a fat fuck about your mood.
I dont give a fuck about you Britts or the fact that you enjoy paying for this girls large portioned meals.
No either re-read what i said about this site always SLAMMING FAT PEOPLE AND UNDERSTAND IM NOT KISSING THIS BITCHES ASS JUST BECAUSE SHE IS A DO NOTHING ROYAL.
THATS MY OPINION!
So if you need something to care about, more people died in China today. I will cry for them, not this kid.
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Um wow.
Well she's shapely. Fergie The Original has never been a "petite" woman.
This is the first I have even heard of her let alone seen her.
Tally Ho!
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Sorry Stoney but what's a "run-on sentence"? They didn't cover it in my Oxford English degree. Oh and sorry KnobGoblin, was that dropping names like turds again? My bad.
Submitted by Keane on May 27, 2008 - 3:40pm.
*assumes Buddha pose*
Stoney say:
Too many run-on sentences make for challenged in the brain area.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Ok Stoney - why?
And KnobGblin - no I honestly don't give a fuck about you cos your just an avie and a name, but if you want to throw some insults at me you think I'm just going to run away?
Sorry love what did you want me to talk about? That's the post isn't it? And if you and someone else are going to insult me Im gonna come right back at you. And frankly if you wanna keep it up I'll go on all night cos I'm in a bad enough mood to fight it out with you. Or we can both back down and leave it at that. I made my point, I wasn't throwing insults or calling anyone names - can't you manage the same?
_Submitted by Sweetas on May 27, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Oh my god!
That is where i got the bloop thing from!
There is this guy in Baton Rouge I met while on a road trip.... he ran up to a bald guy in the bar and flopped his nards down on his head and went "BLOOP"
He got thrown out with his pants down.
So awesome!
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Submitted by Keane on May 27, 2008 - 4:30pm.
KnobGoblin - I honestly don't give a fuck whether you care or you don't
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But sweetie, you obviously do or you wouldn't have responded to what I wrote.
That's what you get when you drop names like they're turds.
Submitted by Keane on May 27, 2008 - 3:30pm.
I don't know...you seem pretty retarded to me.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by Sweetas on May 27, 2008 - 12:34pm.
xxyxz *slow motion for ya* Gettin better all the time! ;) How are you doll? Have a good weekend?
I'm good! I can't wait to see the FINAL playoff!
Spurs VS. Celtics
LOL.
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Go Spurs!
_Submitted by Keane on May 27, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Jesus Christ are you still talking about this fat lady?
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xxyxz *slow motion for ya* Gettin better all the time! ;) How are you doll? Have a good weekend?
LoLo I have to tell you, I used to date this guy that would run up to me naked when I was seated and flop his junk on my head or shoulder and yell "Sack on your head! Sack on your head!" Seriously! I always let the good ones get away. *sniff*
*holds ., strokes hair* We'll get through this together, or at least get some REALLY dark sunglasses and lots of beer.
*tosing around fukitols*
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
KnobGoblin - LoLo came out with the big Fergie wouldn't give a shit about you because she's a rich bitch princess comment like they're on first name terms and the reality is she doesn't know the first thing about her. I know some things about her because my friend (not a friend of a friend of a friend dumbass) was her PA. I honestly don't give a fuck whether you care or you don't cos you're a random person posting on a celebrity blog somewhere in the world who I'll never meet and don't give a toss about. Does that cover it for you dear?
And LoLo was the "fucking tards" comment directed at me? Cos if you knew the first thing about me you would know that's the last thing I am. And yeah I thought you might read it, but was one paragraph too long for ya? If you don't give a shit about royalty leave the girl alone then rather than slating her for probably being the average dress size in the UK - a 16. If you want to come over here and insult half of Britain cos you're such a freaking supermodel you're more than welcome. I'm sure you'll see what a friendly bunch of "tards" we are. Ta ra.
Woah, woah people!. It's a celebrity gossip site so don't take this gossip personally. If many are saying she looks like a "whale" and you happen to have the very same body shape or have eating problems or insecurities then that's too bad, still the comments are not aimed at you personally. Damn it!.
Please MK, post about Amy Crackhouse, Angelina Jolie, Shitney or Brooke Hogan so it's OK for us to slam those celebrities for their weight problems.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on May 27, 2008 - 2:21pm.
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Completely agree. I was thinking that she was carrying some obvious, excess weight and couldn't really understand everyone defending her.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 27, 2008 - 2:09pm.
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Hi Deb!! yes back in Canadaland.
On topic: I feel for Fergie. Nobody likes to see their kid publicly criticized, unless they're a total a-hole, say like the Hogan kid.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by Sweetas on May 27, 2008 - 4:10pm.
I have to say though, I've seen much worse packed into a speedo. *shudders* *heebie jeebies*
Thank you! And YES, me too. *cringes and cries in corner*
Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 27, 2008 - 4:07pm.
And what is it that she does? Of course, besides sitting on her royal arse eating crumpets and clotted cream all day long?
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Yummmmmm *getting in car to go find crumpets and clotted cream*
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Sweatas always washes her donkey balls for me.
You know thats love there!
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Sweetas
*grabs booty*
how are you funny lady?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
I don't care if she's got a big butt...but I do wish she would get those rabbit teeth filed down a bit.
LoLo my love! *bloop!* I washed 'em just for you. ;)
xxyxz!! *mwuah*
PSL... where is (s) he?
*snort*
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
xxyz:
meanie? I'm defending his HONOR.
Don't mess with Sheeps.....my claws will come out!
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"Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it."
- Jodie Foster
WORD SWEETAS!
Apple lady smoke times!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOO WOOOOOOO!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 27, 2008 - 12:10pm.
And I'm not being "PC" (which seems to be the standard insult here for anyone who is not following the crowd and crucifying someone like a flock of retarded sheep)
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Why drag Sheeps into this? He hasn't said a word!
(wink)
LOL. you meanie
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Submitted by El Bastardo on May 27, 2008 - 2:34pm.
As long as she has a deep throat, fine by me! WHAT?
El B! I love you clown!!! LMFAO!
OT - yeah, girl is overweight and as royalty, she knows she's in the public eye so...maybe a one-piece? Private beach? People aren't going to leave her alone. That's just naive. She should either:
(a) Go cry into her pile of money
(b) Lose some weight
(c) Dress appropriately for her size or
(d) Toughen up and flip everyone the bird, showing off her 10 carat diamond ring on one hand and turkey leg in the other.
I have to say though, I've seen much worse packed into a speedo. *shudders* *heebie jeebies*
Even if she lost weight, she'd still be fug. Girl's got a face like a snaggle-toothed flounder.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
And I'm not being "PC" (which seems to be the standard insult here for anyone who is not following the crowd and crucifying someone like a flock of retarded sheep)
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Why drag Sheeps into this? He hasn't said a word!
(wink)
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"Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it."
- Jodie Foster
_Submitted by Keane on May 27, 2008 - 4:01pm.
You must have thought i was someone who was gonna read all that shit.
My only point is people here SLAM the fuck out of other fat bitches, but we have to kiss this fat bitches ass cause shes a fucking princess?
NOPE
Take a look at the caption this contests.
All fat slobs.
I tend to worry about real shit, not the royals.
Hey tell Fergie we said hello and shit.
Fucking tards
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Submitted by Keane on May 27, 2008 - 4:01pm.
A friend of mine used to be her PA
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"I know her through a friend of a friend of a friend....." And we care because?
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I'm saying that slating someone for what they look like and not what they do is total bullshit.
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And what is it that she does? Of course, besides sitting on her royal arse eating crumpets and clotted cream all day long?
LoLo do you actually know Fergie personally or anyone that knows her? You seem to be pretty confident in your opinions of her for some random poster on a celebrity blog site. A friend of mine used to be her PA so I do have some first hand knowledge of the woman. And I'm not being "PC" (which seems to be the standard insult here for anyone who is not following the crowd and crucifying someone like a flock of retarded sheep), I'm saying that slating someone for what they look like and not what they do is total bullshit. I can't believe people are actually wasting their breath with their "she's so fat its disgusting comments". Its like so fucking what, what is your fucking point, where's the discussion in that? Everyone has unattractive qualities whether its their looks, weight, personality etc etc - I'm sure there are plenty of insults I could throw at you if I knew you. But I wouldn't cos I couldn't be arsed cos I have far too many better things to do with my time. By all means lets talk about what hypocritical arses Brangelina and Madonna are, there's a point to that. But hundreds of comments going "ugh she's overweight!" is totally fucking lame. Just everyone get over it and think of something interesting to say.
http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/4666.jpg
Yes, she may be toned...
...If the definition of toned has been suddenly changed to:
"she be haulin' some major ass".
LMAO @ KnobGoblin
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Submitted by jammer on May 27, 2008 - 3:24pm.
She is pretty toned for a big girl
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