Wino In Pampers?!
Today is not the day for this kind of fuckery. Amy Wino is wearing diapers now? I need to lay down. There's an explanation for this! That's not a diaper! It's an oversized maxi-pad, because she has a heavy flow. It's anything but a diaper. Somebody tell me she's not wearing diapers! I'll believe you.
It's all fun and games until somebody loses their shit. She could have at last worn Pull-Ups. She's a big kid now. NO! I can't.
Anyway, let's think about something else. Let's think about Amy Wino beating down one of the paps. Yeah, that's a better picture. Wino returned from visiting Blaaake in the chokey last night when she decided to take her anger out on a pap. She grabbed his camera and reportedly hit at him. She lost her shit again. NO! I need to stop.
That reminds me, I should go and change my diaper. Hey! It's for medical reasons. I have a doctor's note!!
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Submitted by rotten_egg on May 27, 2008 - 11:12am.
LoLo.: I know is gross, but I was curious!
HA HA! Its gonna be alright sug.
It is a curious situation.
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Submitted by Daniee on May 27, 2008 - 10:13am.
thats not the norm. I was addicted to heroin for 7 years and did all kinds of other drugs throughout and never pissed myself.
Ive seen drunken frat boys piss themselves, but uncle sam tells me that thats a-ok!
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Ok, so humanity officially jumped the shark today.
Submitted by missy on May 27, 2008 - 11:13am.
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Submitted by Kizzy on May 27, 2008 - 10:09am.
Good morning, Dlisted slutz n hworez!
Amy!! You're NOT supposed to walk out of the merkin store wearing the pattern!!
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Hey, Kizzy!
That's not the merkin pattern--she got a custom-made merkin attached to the front of her chach. The white thing is the bandage.
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ARRGH I just noticed that thing on top of her head in the big photo..WTF is that? It looks like a rodent has become trapped on top of her head..We need to get Daddy Spears in here to do a style make-over. Or at that the very least to give Mitch Wino a tutorial.
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Triscuit........I've worked with homeless addicts here in Vancouver. Those who are in a methadone program but still take cocaine well, sometimes cannot control their functions down there and have to wear diapers. I'm not saying that this is her case but I just wouldn't be surprised. She could have developed a severe case of IBS too from starving herself.
I am on Suboxone for Percocet/Oxycontin addiction(which I am doing fantastic with by the way)and I don't wear diapers/paper unders/or anything fucked up like that.
LoLo.: I know is gross, but I was curious!. I was trully expecting her to wear a diaper, but I was disapointed. Look closely, she's wearing her chonies inside-out.
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Submitted by Nocturnia on May 27, 2008 - 10:02am.
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Totally. It's white undies and a slip. She does however need to take a Bic shaver to her nether region.
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Nice bush overhang Wino.
She looks hot in diapers. Sort of like how dirty bums look hot in clean hair.
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Submitted by Triscuit on May 27, 2008 - 10:07am.
Submitted by Daniee on May 27, 2008 - 11:05am.
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Please explain what you mean?!?
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yeah, i gotta speak up for the junkies here, Ive known a lot of junkies and crackheads and I dont know anyone who needed diapers....
Someone said its like some paper undies or some shit sold for menstruation in the uk.
Either way, bossy said it best: its totally inappropriate and rude for these photographers to be trying for shots like this.
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Good morning, Dlisted slutz n hworez!
Amy!! You're NOT supposed to walk out of the merkin store wearing the pattern!!
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Submitted by Nocturnia on May 27, 2008 - 11:02am.
I agree. Its not a diaper but Amy is headed there.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
I dont understand how yall can be sitting there looking at this nasty shit trying to figure out what the hellis in between her legs?
Shit i just had to see that in the thumbnail and i knew not to click on that shit.
I dont give a shit if shes got a keebler elf trapped down there baking a big fat yeast roll, bitch needs to be forced to stay inside.
Taint right.
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Submitted by Daniee on May 27, 2008 - 11:05am.
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Please explain what you mean?!?
She needs to be muzzled like an animal.
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I don't care what's she's wearing, NO ONE should be getting that close a shot of your private parts. That's just rude and way over the line.
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Mk left out the rest of the story! She was late AGAIN to visit BLAAAAKE and was denied entry. She had a meltdown in the cab outside the prison and rushed off to her nearest kebab shop to do God knows what with it. I can't believe she'd actually eat it, looking at her. Oh and she attacked the paps.
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Poor thing. I think photogs who do this should be charged with assault.
On the topic....this isn't uncommon for people on crack, cocaine and methadone.
She's wearing Depends.
Its a paper chastity belt. She's letting Blaaake know she's waiting like a good little crackhead.
It doesn't matter what material it is, the only thing I know for certain is....
NOTHING wants to be down there!
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Just when you think she can't get more gross
It definitely seems like a slip for the dress (the big white frilly part in the front) and then white underwear. This doesn't look like a diaper at all, although the way things are going for her, I wouldn't doubt that she might need one!
ugh I would be so fucking pissed if I had photographgers ramming a fucking camera up my skirt everytime I get out of a car.
bitch is on the rag. its not a huge deal.
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I wonder if she changes it herself? LMFAO
Thanks Triscuit!
I Love my Jodie....so it's great to use a quote of hers.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on May 27, 2008 - 10:54am.
This train wreck needs to over dose already and stop wasting our time.
AAwwww, stockbroker, that was not nice. but I am worried about what is on her head. Is the wig inside out?
Urrggghhhhh Bikini wax anyone!
Fine i get it wearing a nappy as when the crack shits hit you and you're not near a toilet then you're fucked! But at least shave that thing. It looks like someone shoved a chinchilla down there!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 27, 2008 - 10:54am.
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Her stupid head didn't register her undies were inside-out before she put them back on. It's hard to remember such mundane things when all you want is a cheap quickie with your loser of a husband and all, but damn!. I half expected to see stained crusty undies too.
I don't know what the other white garment is.
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LOL WTF?! Just when you think you've heard it all...
Well MK you have once again resolved my dieting issues, I have just lost breakfast and what resembled last nights dinner after looking at the photo's. Sot it would appear that she has lost control over her basic bodily functions, yahoo! Great advertisement for the "just say no" team.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 27, 2008 - 10:52am.
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I am already skeeved by the boogery~snotty looking thing on A.C.Slater's girlfriends neck!
BBBllleeccchhh
It's one of those menstration paper underwear thingees that they sell in the UK. It was tried here for like 5 seconds and there just was not a market for them. Apparently, women in the States don't have a taste for paper underwear until they get old enough to need them to catch their accidental pee and poo.
There is white but I see string and its far to frilly and further more its not even covering the whole area very well. I think its a granny panty not a diaper. I have never seen an adult diaper but it doesn't look a diaper I have ever seen.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
This train wreck needs to over dose already and stop wasting our time.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 27, 2008 - 7:50am.
Sweet baby Jesus. I guess it's better than commando with a tampon string hanging?
*BARFS*
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hahahhahahahhahahha
I don't even want to KNOW what that is.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 27, 2008 - 6:50am.
Sweet baby Jesus. I guess it's better than commando with a tampon string hanging?
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Exactly! It's better than seeing her chocha. That would be like stepping into the depths of hell.
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Didn't Fergie come out with her own line of diapers? Just when you thought Wino couldn't get more fucked up, she delivers!!!
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Oh Triscuit...thar goes me breakfast!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
I have waited patiently all morning for this.
I was wearing diapers while I visited my Blakeeeee who is incarcerated, because the toilets are so filthy I wouldn't even shoot up in them. Well, I take that back, but still, they are dirtier than I'm used to. Well ok, the truth is, Blake likes looking in my eyes through the visiting glass while I tell him I'm pissing.
Now get your cameras out of my crotch!
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Holy Shit on a Stick, she's fucked up!
Happy place...Happy place...Happy place...Happy place...
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Imagine the rancid smell......
Sweet baby Jesus. I guess it's better than commando with a tampon string hanging?
*BARFS*
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.