Morning Wood

Aww! Zooey looks so cute. I just love her.

Why can't all celebrities be non-annoying and wear cute retro clothing?

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"No 15 year old anything belongs on Vanity Fair unless they are a biz wiz, invented some life changing shit, or saved a bunch of bitches from a fire." - LoLo, 4/28/08

OMFG Mariah Carey has the ugliest smile on earth. She has that Down's Syndrome look about her that just gives me the creeps. If anyone needs to go under the knife it is her Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

I know I already saw Australia when it was called Far and Away, but I love that shit and can't wait to see it (again).

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I am a DJ and I've got believers.

That Katrina chick looks like Vladamir Putin in a bikini!

Go Lakers!!!

Submitted by Lilly Ann on May 27, 2008 - 10:54am.
that karina person is nasty with or without makeup!

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She's definately one of those women that needs to put on her face first thing in the a.m.

Oh! I love me some Deschanel girls! Zooey and Emily rock!!

BritBrit...
Mel juice is not so good, eh?

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

that karina person is nasty with or without makeup!
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peace out my bitches!

Britney is fucking DISGUSTING!

And I don't really give a shit about any of the others.

Meh.

The whole mimi-marriage thing is like watching a sitcom. At some point her new puppy is going to screw up and it's going to get ugly fast.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Submitted by your mum goes t... on May 27, 2008 - 8:15am.

More like: I'm already imposing my taste in music on my baby.
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as long as he doesn't play any "Good Charlotte".

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"Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it."
- Jodie Foster

RE: brittany,
she's not a joke the same way phoebe price is not a joke.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Ooh, I love Zooey. She looks great! I wish she had a bigger part in Weeds. Kat was so awesome.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.

More like: I'm already imposing my taste in music on my baby.

God I hate it when people insinuate that their month-old babies are cooler than everyone else's because they already have a far superior taste in music.
"She likes old stuff. She’s a Cure fan … She likes The Cure.”
Translation: My baby likes iconic retro bands. She is already cooler than you.

Mr. Mariah Carey...I pity the fool!

HA HA Big Tittie Brittie making fun of that stupid ass Vanity Fair cover.

Should have a carrot up in Julias mouth.
God damn chompers on that bitch. GAG
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I am sorry... Karina may be a dancer and in shape, but she has a weird body. I am not sure if it is the football shoulders or what. Plus, what is with that scowl on her face? We can't help it Mario has a small one! LOL!

I'm with ISMU, it's a boogie.

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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke

Joel is moron.

Unfitney is gross.

~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU

Ok I found my Visine and holy fuck! What was I thinking!?!?!

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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke

Trisuit - I love it when fashion doesn't photograph well.

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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 27, 2008 - 10:35am.
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Fucking Nast,right?
Now I am not hungry anymore.
Thanks!!♥

I'd like to sit with Harlow Madden and discuss the symbolism in The Cure's "Disintegration" album, and see if I can get her educated take on it.

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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.

Submitted by Triscuit on May 27, 2008 - 9:32am.
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I vote boog.

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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.

Is that a snot ball on her neck or just a necklace?

Joel is stoopid, as is his brother.
Douches.

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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge

Zooey's sister gets to mack on my future ex husband David Boreanaz. I hate her by association. Just kidding.

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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.

*slides double espresso DeeDee's way*

You really need this.

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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

Either I haven't had enough coffee or something, but the Britney pic is kinda cute. *ducking and hiding*

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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke

OOOh.Love Slater flexing his muscles.
*rolls eyes so hard they fall out*

The water looks nippy.

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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.

& Mimi & Nick Whathisshit are the new Star & Gay Al.

Joel Madden said Baby Harlow likes The Cure -

hope she likes her ABCs just as much, because daddy blogs like a one-handed retard.

Zooey is gah-juss!!!!!!!

Brit is tore up bad. Nasty heifer.

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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore