Matthew McConaughey has a brother and his name is Rooster. Rooster!!! Unfortunately, that's not his real name. I know, my ass juices dried up as soon as I read that his real name was Michael Patrick McConaughey. He should legally change it to Rooster. Roooster!
Anyway, I'm not sure what the point of this post is. I just wanted to tell you McConaughey's brother was named Rooster. Rooster! I know what the point is! Rooster has a reality show coming out. Who doesn't?
People reports that Rooster is starring in Black Gold, a new reality show on TruTV. The show is about the race to find oil in Texas. Rooster's job is to supply the pipes for drills.
Rooster! Wait, should he be smoking that close to those pipes? Who cares? His name is Rooster! Are we sure he's related to Matthew? I mean, he's wearing a shirt. Rooooster!