Michael Lohan Blogs About "Living Lohan"

"Living Lohan" starring White Oprah and her 45-year-old premiered last night on E! I was drunk through most of it, so I'm not sure what really went down on the show. That's probably not such a bad thing. I'll watch that shit again today. The torture!

Michael Lohan has a lot to say about the show. Of course! The bitch probably has a lot to say about the brand of toilet paper White Oprah uses. He'll talk about anything. OK! Magazine has given him a weekly forum to spew his thoughts about each episode of "Living Lohan." He has to get in on the action somehow.

Michael said, "Soooooo, you want a comment on the first episode of Living Lohan? Well, let's see... If I were to look at things from a wordly perspective, I would probably have a lot to say about exploitation, hypocrisy and even deception — and maybe at a later date, I might just do so. For now, let's just say I'm still trying to figure out if this show is about managing Ali's career and being a "real" mother, or reading tabloids."

He went on to say, "I've had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me — again, I can address that when they appear on the show. I just hope Dina takes the high road — like a Lohan would — and rights these wrongs."

He finished with," I wish Ali, Cody and Dina the best on the show and pray that they get what they want out of it."

Yeah, but what does he have to say about Nana? That's the only hot bitch on the show I care about. Michael Lohan is funny. He constantly criticizes White Oprah for whoring out their kids, but yet he'll blab to the media about anything and everything. They should have never broken up. They were a match made in attention whore heaven.

Below are pics of Michael with his girlfriend at Kim Kardashian's party in the Hamptons this past weekend. He definitely has a type.....