Michael Lohan Blogs About "Living Lohan"
"Living Lohan" starring White Oprah and her 45-year-old premiered last night on E! I was drunk through most of it, so I'm not sure what really went down on the show. That's probably not such a bad thing. I'll watch that shit again today. The torture!
Michael Lohan has a lot to say about the show. Of course! The bitch probably has a lot to say about the brand of toilet paper White Oprah uses. He'll talk about anything. OK! Magazine has given him a weekly forum to spew his thoughts about each episode of "Living Lohan." He has to get in on the action somehow.
Michael said, "Soooooo, you want a comment on the first episode of Living Lohan? Well, let's see... If I were to look at things from a wordly perspective, I would probably have a lot to say about exploitation, hypocrisy and even deception — and maybe at a later date, I might just do so. For now, let's just say I'm still trying to figure out if this show is about managing Ali's career and being a "real" mother, or reading tabloids."
He went on to say, "I've had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me — again, I can address that when they appear on the show. I just hope Dina takes the high road — like a Lohan would — and rights these wrongs."
He finished with," I wish Ali, Cody and Dina the best on the show and pray that they get what they want out of it."
Yeah, but what does he have to say about Nana? That's the only hot bitch on the show I care about. Michael Lohan is funny. He constantly criticizes White Oprah for whoring out their kids, but yet he'll blab to the media about anything and everything. They should have never broken up. They were a match made in attention whore heaven.
Below are pics of Michael with his girlfriend at Kim Kardashian's party in the Hamptons this past weekend. He definitely has a type.....
Wireimage, Splashnewsonline.com
I saw a commercial for the Lohan show where Ali says "I want to be just like Lindsay"...and I ask what does that mean...go to rehab, look like a 40 year-old, be an unsuccessful actress AND singer, and have the raspy voice of 5 packs a day?
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
That show was so stupid. They are trying to position Ali Lohan like they did Ashlee Simpson but
a) the show is not about her
b) she never tries to distance herself or distinguish herself from her older sister with floundering career
c)ali has all the charm of a potato burlap sack
d) has lame songs and doesn't know how to market herself for growth (hip hop).
e) is way too young to start a career.
I know Miley has a career, but she'll probbaly burn out at the rate she is going. When they start too young the always seem older than they are. Like Lindsay. She seems 30yrs old.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 27, 2008 - 10:07am.
Michael's GF already has mom jeans.
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Actually, I see lots of young girls bringing the mom jeans back.....i duno hell i may want some LOL
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EWWW the lohans are all gross
Michael and Dina really should do a reality show about the two of them hooking up again. Film them trying to get back together. The dates, fights, reconciliations, all that shit. It'll be a white trash soap opera. Culminating with a tacky-ass, over the top, Vegas wedding.
And don't you think for one second that Dina or her assistant doesn't trawl the gossip blogs for ideas.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 27, 2008 - 8:16am.
Well, she's got her hands on a real catch and needs to hold onto him.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 27, 2008 - 10:01am.
I think they should take the Lohan family and the Hogan family and dump them in the middle of Antartica and see what reality develops.
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Hahaha...who do you think would be the first victim of their eventual cannibalism?
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 27, 2008 - 10:07am.
Michael's GF already has mom jeans.
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Backside-accentuating and high-wasted for the lady who wants to look EXTRA sassy!
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
He is such a tool.
KK had quite the impressive Guest List at her party....Michael Lohan.....wow, I am blinded by star power.
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"Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it."
- Jodie Foster
Michael's GF already has mom jeans.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
I think they should take the Lohan family and the Hogan family and dump them in the middle of Antartica and see what reality develops.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 27, 2008 - 9:32am
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Well thanks for that Love! That was almost as good as watching it.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by thehoustongirl on May 27, 2008 - 9:02am.
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Talk about a sign of the apocalypse, right?!? Poor Reggie. I think he's assmatized.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by LoLo on May 27, 2008 - 8:53am.
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MMMMMM. Kobe Beef Slider. I got spit in my mouf reading that.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 27, 2008 - 10:00am.
OH what a cute joke KK?
Next time just fart in the mic. if all you gonna talk is shit.
butt babies and shit mouths
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@ISMU: Now my world is back on tact with that news LOL! Thank You!!
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You cannot be "born-again" and "look at things from a worldly perspective," douchebag.
KK said at their Hamptons party that she was two months pregnant and they were engaged. And added a "just joking" at the end that apparently people missed. She wasn't serious.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
_Submitted by thehoustongirl on May 27, 2008 - 9:58am.
Houston in the House!
Girl she is kocked up with his butt baby!
That will like, ummm last and shit.
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LMAO @ LoLo!!! What's up!!
OMG, so what is this shit about Kim Kardashian is supposedly preggers with Reggie Bush baby? Man if that shit is true.....damn I hope it's not TRUE! :0(
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Submitted by thehoustongirl on May 27, 2008 - 9:52am.
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Thanks!! I used to live in Miami so I'm not completely green, although it's been a long time. I'll probably spend the first week in the pool. :)
ONT: They aren't showing it here yet, and I can't say I'm losing any sleep over it.
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But then again, what do I know?
Im sorry but that Alli creature would be better off at boarding school in a far away land because that kid is straight up special.
Im not even kidding.
I dont care if she is just 14, kid is a few fries short of a value meal at White Castle.
Shes all White Castle getting pimped out like shes a top shelf Kobe Beef Slider at the 21 Club.
Onions in her soggy buns and shit.
Losers!
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 27, 2008 - 8:15am.
Joe!! Hi, hon! I'm back, but leaving for good next Friday. (Houston) Talk about one extreme to another. *sweats profusely at the mere thought*
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WELCOME TO HOUSTON! [in advance] it's so damn HUMID here now! Driving to work with the AC on blast LOL
ONT: I WANTED to look it but meh....I wonder if there's a way to watch the whole episode online? I don't care for the Denise Richards show tho.
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It was very obvious that Dina was going to be the star of this show from the beginning. That's why the producers 'forced' her (as she claims) to be on it.
Can you imagine if this show was only about Ali? BOOOOORING. They would have gotten cancelled yesterday.
White Oprah is a leechy slut, but they knew what they were doing at E! when they signed her up. And she claims she did it for her daughter. Yeah right.
She is the biggest attention whore on the planet.
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
Lindsay Lohan sure took the high road a lot. Actually, the road was more like a ski slope.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
"I just hope Dina takes the high road — like a Lohan would — and rights these wrongs."
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Uhh...so I'm guessing it was taking the high road, like a Lohan would, that landed Michael Lohan in prison back in the day?
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Word IG. And the Lohans epitomize everything that is wrong with famewhoredome.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
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Submitted by Stock Broker on May 27, 2008 - 9:26am.
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Haha me likey. Very mafioso.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
"I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me"
If you are CONCERNED about your children, don't blog about it, get off your lazy backside and DO something about it!
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Just looking at his picture makes me feel like I need a bath. .... in lye.
Ugh. Creep.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Hi, DeeDee! ♥ And yes, they are cringe-inducing. You know how when you see someone acting a certain way and you get embarrassed for them, even if you don't know them? That's how these fame whores make me feel.
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But then again, what do I know?
Joe Schmoe...I use "Stock BrokerLINA" when I want to make fun of Brangeliana and the Loons.
It started as a joke. A few of us were created variations of our names using Angelina as our "inspiration".
So...you would be called "Joe SchmoeLINA".
Good morning IG!
Everytime one of Lilo's parents talk, my cold black heart cries a small tear for her.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Submitted by Stock Broker on May 27, 2008 - 9:18am
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Hahaha! Are you not Stock Brokerlina anymore? Or was that you? I'm confused.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Why do people continue to pretend that the Hamptons isnt total trash?
Nice houses, sure but youre all still very fucking trashy out there.
I dont care what you paid for it, its still called a barn if all you do is house animals in it.
Dorks crack my ass up.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 27, 2008 - 9:19am
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Hi HA! Can you be a bit more specific (cuz unfortunately I didn't see either show). What was DR being bitchy about? Did she whine about Charlie and the divorce? And what did you like about the Lohan show?
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by islandgirl on May 27, 2008 - 9:15am.
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Heehhee. My grandmother used to say "Ladies don't sweat dear, they 'glow'" (and I used to think "maybe you glow but I sweat")Good luck with the move Love!
On topic: Dina Lohan has gaping, nasty nostrils..cue for the inevitable jokes about the traffic those nostrils have seen.........
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Way to try and stay relevant Michael.
But knowing Dina, she’s probably giving him a kickback to blog about the show.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Hey, IG! How goes it neighbor. *silly grin*
OnT: glad Lohan's not going to be my new neighbor.
I was too busy sleeping.
Submitted by kikysweety on May 27, 2008 - 9:08am
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I know that hysterical laughter isn't the reaction spammers are going for but...
Hahahahahaha *thud*
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
This entire family has delusions of grandeur. I can't understand why anyone would care to watch the shitty TV show or read his useless blog.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Hi Nit!! :)
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But then again, what do I know?
Joe!! Hi, hon! I'm back, but leaving for good next Friday. (Houston) Talk about one extreme to another. *sweats profusely at the mere thought*
ONT: Michael Lohan is a skeevy perv.
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But then again, what do I know?
Morning and lol, Joe. It's the skeeve factor, I think seeing him nuzzle any woman would still cause that same reaction!
BTW, did anyone actually watch this? Comments please.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
At this point, I have to believe that they are both are in the act to get paid. You say this, I'll say that, you do this, I' do that. These two are really Extra! because this is too much.
@IG: HI Girl! Still in the land of ice & snow?
On topic: It makes me queasy to see him nuzzling a young woman. Why would that be, I wonder?
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Michael said, "Soooooo, you want a comment on the first episode of Living Lohan? Well, let's see... If I were to look at things from a wordly perspective, I would probably have a lot to say about exploitation, hypocrisy and even deception —and maybe at a later date, I might just do so.
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Ugh. Passive agressive much?
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by NitWitty on May 27, 2008 - 9:04am
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HAHAHAHA!
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..