Friday, May 30th 2008
Birthday Sluts
Wynonna Judd (44)
Devendra Banhart (21)
Cee-Lo Green (34)
Idina Menzel (37)
Trey Parker (37)
Tonya Pinkins (46)
Paul Cameron (50)
Ted McGinley (50)
Colm Meaney (55)
Ruta Lee (72)
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skip the cake go directly to the gastric bypass clinic..do not pass go!!!
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Devendra's in his late 20s, not early 20s.
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
Hey Wynonna - Divine called from beyond the grave. He wants his look back.
44? Pffffft!
It had to take at least 50 years for Judda the Hutt to get that fat.
uh...today is not trey's bday. i hit it and i can tell you it's in october.
Ugh. THAT beast's face first thing in the morning?
MK, what did we do to piss you off?
Happy B'day to Cee-Lo
~SAS
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 30, 2008 - 10:00am.
I know someone who is fucking Ted McGinley's wife.
will you please stop talking about your conquests?!?!LOL!!
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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."
I know someone who is fucking Ted McGinley's wife.
I wonder if they have an open relationship....
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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
- Dina Lohan
Devendra Banhart: unlistenable music, yet he's dating Natalie Portman. (Also, he's 27.)
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
I remember Ted McGinley from the Love Boar (typo, but I'm keeping it).
Happy BD Trey Parker, you insanely funny hot slut.
Wynnona needs some Jenny Craig.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
WOW!!
Happy Birthday people.
Happy Friday everyone
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hahaha this looks like a really fat Ramona!! (from the real housewives of new york)
~*Head Bitch*~
OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by Hat Trick on May 30, 2008 - 7:31am.
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I didn't actually comment on Wynonna, but I have to respectfully disagree. She looks all beat to hell. Trannie mess.
As for the Papov, I do love my voddie in the morning and it's never too early for a grilled cheese and tomato sammich. They are my faves. How did you know?
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Ms Judd looks like her personal dresser is Jaba the Hut.......more Chin's then the Chinese Phonebook.....ugg,,,,,
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
DawnieDawnD, Wynonna looks great. A little too big for my taste, but still looks good, nevertheless. I started hitting Papov at 5:00 this morning, so I am going to call it a day. But there is a corner pub a mile away from here that has a killer grilled cheese and tomato. May have to stumble up there for lunch.
Happy Birthday, Trey! Thanks for the many funnies.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Happy seriously birthday, Cartman. But I wished Michael K has chosen Ruta Lee and found a clip of her on that old game show rolling those ridiculously oversized dice with that big hair and big teeth and always, always, one high heel kicked back up in the air when rolling.
Morning all and Happy Friday!
Happy Birthday to Trey Parker, Ted McGinley and Colm Meaney!
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
and a happy motherfucking birthday to trey parker...one of my favorites from him and matt stone: "every election is a choice between a douche and a turd"
depressing because it's true
LOVES IT
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
I see Wynonna, but see Grimace.
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/a/a9/Grimace.jpg
MK i wish you had posted a clip from married with children.
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
Um. I think that hairy butt Devendra is turning 27 today. It was hard enough to believe Natalie Portman dated a homeless guy, so homeless AND underaged seems a bit too much
Happy Birthday to Wynonna and Ted. Have to google the rest of the sluts, I'm afraid. Mornin' to the rest of you Dlisted Sluts!
Ted McGinley - now he's a hot "older" guy, much better than that Leatherface... I mean "Leatherheads", George Clooney - of about the same age.
Jefferson D'Arcy was the shizit but he was also good in Hope and Faith, as Charley.
Happy B-day Ted McGinley and Wynonna Judd*
*pity b-day wish, since it must truly suck being the fat chick in a family of beauties
Wynonna only 44?
seriously?
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
Happy Birthday, Colm Meaney.
From the movie "The Snapper"
Curley: I haven't cried since I was a kid.
Sharon: You cried during the World Cup.
Curley: Sober, Sharon, sober. Drunk doesn't count.
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But then again, what do I know?
Ahahaaa!
Happy birfday, Ted McGinley. Loved me some Jefferson!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.