Friday, May 30th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Wynonna Judd (44)
Devendra Banhart (21)
Cee-Lo Green (34)
Idina Menzel (37)
Trey Parker (37)
Tonya Pinkins (46)
Paul Cameron (50)
Ted McGinley (50)
Colm Meaney (55)
Ruta Lee (72)

Posted by: Michael K


patty cake's picture

WWWYNNNNOOOOOOOOOONA
skip the cake go directly to the gastric bypass clinic..do not pass go!!!

xoxox

The war isn't working.

jammer's picture

Devendra's in his late 20s, not early 20s.
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!

ricksparks's picture

Hey Wynonna - Divine called from beyond the grave. He wants his look back.

Tyroan's picture

44? Pffffft!

It had to take at least 50 years for Judda the Hutt to get that fat.

uh...today is not trey's bday. i hit it and i can tell you it's in october.

Green Is Good's picture

Ugh. THAT beast's face first thing in the morning?
MK, what did we do to piss you off?

Sweet_As_Sugar's picture

Happy B'day to Cee-Lo
~SAS

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 30, 2008 - 10:00am.
I know someone who is fucking Ted McGinley's wife.

will you please stop talking about your conquests?!?!LOL!!

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"Break the circle and stop the movement,
the wheel is thrown to the ground.
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."

parissucksliterally's picture

I know someone who is fucking Ted McGinley's wife.
I wonder if they have an open relationship....

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"When Lindsay first started, there weren't any weekly Tabloids"
- Dina Lohan

Devendra Banhart: unlistenable music, yet he's dating Natalie Portman. (Also, he's 27.)

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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I remember Ted McGinley from the Love Boar (typo, but I'm keeping it).

Happy BD Trey Parker, you insanely funny hot slut.

Wynnona needs some Jenny Craig.

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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

Rishkin's picture

WOW!!

Happy Birthday people.

Happy Friday everyone

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Bossy's picture

hahaha this looks like a really fat Ramona!! (from the real housewives of new york)

~*Head Bitch*~

OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

Submitted by Hat Trick on May 30, 2008 - 7:31am.
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I didn't actually comment on Wynonna, but I have to respectfully disagree. She looks all beat to hell. Trannie mess.

As for the Papov, I do love my voddie in the morning and it's never too early for a grilled cheese and tomato sammich. They are my faves. How did you know?

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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

Newportjoey's picture

Ms Judd looks like her personal dresser is Jaba the Hut.......more Chin's then the Chinese Phonebook.....ugg,,,,,

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

DawnieDawnD, Wynonna looks great. A little too big for my taste, but still looks good, nevertheless. I started hitting Papov at 5:00 this morning, so I am going to call it a day. But there is a corner pub a mile away from here that has a killer grilled cheese and tomato. May have to stumble up there for lunch.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Happy Birthday, Trey! Thanks for the many funnies.

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TexnDoc's picture

Happy seriously birthday, Cartman. But I wished Michael K has chosen Ruta Lee and found a clip of her on that old game show rolling those ridiculously oversized dice with that big hair and big teeth and always, always, one high heel kicked back up in the air when rolling.

The C word's picture

Morning all and Happy Friday!

Happy Birthday to Trey Parker, Ted McGinley and Colm Meaney!

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YesIownPanties's picture

and a happy motherfucking birthday to trey parker...one of my favorites from him and matt stone: "every election is a choice between a douche and a turd"

depressing because it's true

LOVES IT

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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.

YesIownPanties's picture

MK i wish you had posted a clip from married with children.

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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.

COME ON IN's picture

Um. I think that hairy butt Devendra is turning 27 today. It was hard enough to believe Natalie Portman dated a homeless guy, so homeless AND underaged seems a bit too much

NitWitty's picture

Happy Birthday to Wynonna and Ted. Have to google the rest of the sluts, I'm afraid. Mornin' to the rest of you Dlisted Sluts!

Aubrey04's picture

Ted McGinley - now he's a hot "older" guy, much better than that Leatherface... I mean "Leatherheads", George Clooney - of about the same age.

Jefferson D'Arcy was the shizit but he was also good in Hope and Faith, as Charley.

mike's picture

Happy B-day Ted McGinley and Wynonna Judd*

*pity b-day wish, since it must truly suck being the fat chick in a family of beauties

chefcammi's picture

Wynonna only 44?

seriously?

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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!

islandgirl's picture

Happy Birthday, Colm Meaney.

From the movie "The Snapper"

Curley: I haven't cried since I was a kid.

Sharon: You cried during the World Cup.

Curley: Sober, Sharon, sober. Drunk doesn't count.

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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

Ahahaaa!

Happy birfday, Ted McGinley. Loved me some Jefferson!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.