That's What She Wants Us To Believe
John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have been keeping their relationship on the down low for at least three months prior to going public. That's what Page Six claims. Jenny and John went public earlier this month, but a source said they have been dating for much longer than a month.
The source said, "They'd been keeping it under wraps and hiding out together on their dates. Then Jen realized it wasn't just a fling and decided to take it public." Let me guess, this source's name is Emma Gellar? Emma was the name of Rachel and Ross's baby on Friends. Why do I know this crap?
They've been together 4 months? That's like 4 years in Hollywood time. They should already have a baby on the way, a wedding in the works and at least 3 break-up scandals under their belts. Get with the program, Jenny! Bitch needs to hire Papa Joe.
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Submitted by jussayin on May 26, 2008 - 3:45pm.
Oh My God.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.....
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publicity whores! Everyone knows John Mayer is bi.
hee hee 69th comment!
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yeah, I said it! what?
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by jussayin on May 26, 2008 - 2:14pm.
a permanent 69 situation...
Sounds intriguing, Jussayin. What's that?
...it means you stay at home and your mouth hole is too full of genital to bother the rest of us with having to hear you talk or even see your face.
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yeah, I said it! what?
Submitted by K2 on May 26, 2008 - 2:18pm.
She has awesome legs, the shoes look terrific and she's NOT picking her nose! She looks as though she's rubbing the side of her nose. Many people put their hands to their face when they feel uncomfortable. I'll assume being swarmed by camera's could make a person uncomfortable. IF this guy is such an ass, then she'll find out on her own. In the meantime she's enjoying herself. What is wrong with that? And Jen is no more shallow than Jolie & Pitt who just purchased their obscene $70 mil home!! Talk about shallow, greedy and self centered
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Jen, is this you again? Take a pill!! And go do some good in this world!
"John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have been keeping their relationship on the down low for at least three months prior to going public."
You mean before they started tipping off the paps as to where they will be every 5 minutes.
What a pair of attention whores. They are perfect for each other. I bet they are loving the tab/mag column inches.
So, when's the wedding?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
What a bunch of fucking attention whores. I mean come on, it is not like they haven't been telling the whole world their live story. Amazing everytime they go somewhere paps are right there in public. Stupid.
Submitted by jussayin on May 26, 2008 - 5:14pm.
...yet another couple that would benefit from a permanent 69 situation...
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funny!!
They are both fug as hell.I really don't know which one I hate worse.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
This is sooo not interesting.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Submitted by jussayin on May 26, 2008 - 2:14pm.
a permanent 69 situation...
Sounds intriguing, Jussayin. What's that?
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
She has awesome legs, the shoes look terrific and she's NOT picking her nose! She looks as though she's rubbing the side of her nose. Many people put their hands to their face when they feel uncomfortable. I'll assume being swarmed by camera's could make a person uncomfortable. IF this guy is such an ass, then she'll find out on her own. In the meantime she's enjoying herself. What is wrong with that? And Jen is no more shallow than Jolie & Pitt who just purchased their obscene $70 mil home!! Talk about shallow, greedy and self centered.
She is SOOOOOOOOOOOO Fucking DESPERATE. Yak...
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The hot pix of John-Boy in the Borat-style mankini / thong must have clinched the deal:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/22949?size=_original
...yet another couple that would benefit from a permanent 69 situation...
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yeah, I said it! what?
Those shoes look ugly on her. And is she picking her nose? She seems desperate. While other people younger than her with a ton of money are doing good deeds around the world, she is acting like a 16 year old. She isn't that great. She can't act. She seems pretty shallow (and it proves it with her hanging out with this dude). And she has a nasty nose that could never be fixed even with two plastic surgeries. And her chin is UGLY. And he is just not attractive. I really don't see what the attraction is to him. I guess he might have a bigger than average one, but he is just so gross with his skinny arms and legs and anyone that would wear a glow-in-the-dark sling shot has serious mental issues. I give their fuck fest another two months - maybe...
It's the angle Bossy. Her legs are amazing, IMO. Some people have tiny ankles, I do.....no matter whether I gain a little bit, or lose a little bit, my ankles stay teeny tiny.
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Is it just me or are her legs looking too skinny?
Seriously, those ankles could be Nicole Richie's circa peak anorexia.
~*Head Bitch*~
They look good together and I wish them lots of happy fucking.
Jen needs to take the Plan B pill and lose this mistake fast. By the end of summer this douche will be blogging and writing a lame-ass song about banging Aniston.
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johnny better watch out for jenny- can't you just see her twirling her hair and laughing WAY to hard at his non-existent wit and dumb arse jokes. before he knows it she'll be preggers on the slY! and he'll be tired of her ass before too long.
It may be long term for hollyweird but she's kidding herself if she thinks this is going to turn into something.
You know what would be really funny?
If he dumped her and married the next chick he dates and immediately starts having babies with her.
Seriously that would probably make me giggle for a week.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
When is she going to dye her hair and get a boob job?
After all, Mayer has made it very clear that he prefers big-breasted brunettes. Which explains why Chestica Simper, who already had the tits, dyed her hair.
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i love jen and i really love mayer too! hes really cute and seems like a real guy unlike all those other fakes out there at the moment. brad, sorry but you are yesterdays news.
p.s. brad & angie are boring... she turned brad into a big fat bore. angie... try wearing something other than black for a change.
much luck mayer and jen!
I'm so jealous! I want to be her. She sucks! She's gorgeous. Got a great body. Good taste in clothes and jewelry. Never ever gaudy or tacky. She has all the money you could ever want to just have a nice life and do whatever you wanted forever and ever and ever. Now she has John Mayer. He's so damn hot. Way hotter than Brad Pitt. Yep. He's still in his 20's too and well, I'm sure he's making her happy in bed. Ugh.
amazing* ss
Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 26, 2008 - 2:48pm.
That way they can think and fuck at the same time. An amamzing feat for any man.
The fact that this looks like it might be true makes me like her even less.
Guys with gargantaun craniums like John Mayer and Ben Affleck usually are hung like horses!!!
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~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Hope it works out for her. I heard he's hung like a horse. That's pretty damn cool. He's not so cute though.
lol Jakey G!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
A lot of spammers here today. I guess it isn't a holiday in Bangalore.
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yawn...yawn...yawn...
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The spammers appear to be writing novels.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
not much of a catch, is he?
Paris Sucks,
Jennifer Love Hewitt, in my opinion, was the most down to earth girl Mayer has dated. Jessica is just plain stupid and desperate and Cameron needs a new dick in her at least once a month - that's how she keeps her skin looking so smooth. Again, these are my opinions. Take 'em or leave them.
I'm glad they are happy but now I hope they can and will live quietly.
Submitted by chris1984 on May 26, 2008 - 11:03am.
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do us a favour and die spammer.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
It's like he tries to find the most desperate chicks alive.
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I wish I could say something bad about Jen here but she's punishing herself plenty by dating this douche if you ask me. Happy Memorial Day you funny assed sluts! *MuaH*
~~Team Toe~~
OMG! Has she actually left her ulgy pashmina home?
she is going to get her ass so dumped..she will be floating upside down in the Pacific wondering WTF in about a month.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
@Rocket on May 26, 2008 - 10:34am.
She has a great body that she has not covered in tatoos. That, I like about her.
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Ewwww, Mayer has enough for both of them. He has recently tried to increase his Cool Points with ink, but no.
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This is so infinitely boring I can't stand it.
@Mrs.Kravitz on May 26, 2008 - 10:35am.
Wait, don't tell me...is Sheeps is getting it on with Arnold Ziffel in this avie?
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HAHAHAHA! No, but VERY close. (Sheeps is the bottom.) Just kiddin... it's cute, though!
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GA, now I am curious!
*anxiously awaiting Sheeps arrival*
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Submitted by Green Acres on May 26, 2008 - 11:32am.
ZsaZsa has never looked so happy!!!
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nm, I got it you hot bitch!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Kizzy is afeared of the MySpace. The debil might be there.
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