That's What She Wants Us To Believe

Jennifer Aniston may in fact be a fraud.
Who knows and WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?!?!?!?!
This Jenfraud person needs a new hobby.
Sheesh!

Submitted by K2 on May 29, 2008 - 1:09pm.
Submitted by Jenfraud on May 29, 2008 - 1:14pm.
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Okay, I can't help myself, either, K2...because I am going to do it...

STFU YOU DUMBASS, Jenfraud...you are certifiable.

Submitted by Jenfraud on May 29, 2008 - 1:14pm.
Now that Cannes is finished, where is the Pee Pee boy and the FRAUD? They disappeared into the thin air LOL!!! How predictable.

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IDIOT. Same goes for Jolie & Pitt - the Jen rumors die down and Jolie stops flashing her titties off the side of her balcony and dragging her kids through the streets and stores in Cannes.

Now that Cannes is finished, where is the Pee Pee boy and the FRAUD? They disappeared into the thin air LOL!!! How predictable.

If they last at six months, she will get pregnant.

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Submitted by Sugarbella on May 27, 2008 - 9:40pm.
Why are you people even humoring Cliniqua/Jenfraud?
You guys spent all that energy to get LoveAngelina banned and now your egging on someone even nuttier and obsessed than her. Even the other Brangieloonies can't stand Clooniqua. They're so sick of her Aniston obsession that they had her booted out of their fanclub thread.
Trust me she'll be 10x more annoying than LA.

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I agree with you about not wasting energy on the newest lunatic, however, this bitch follows me wherever I go! I can't seem to get away from her. I don't know what happened with Love Angelina - I really wasn't around for that. But Jenfraud is an antagonistic twat and she will eventually grate on everyone's nerves. Be prepared.

How long is this one gonna last??
As long as Jen needs the P.R;
As long as John wants the fresh meat.

B.T.W. - I've got nothing AGAINST Jen, I just don't think she's very talented, and CERTAINLY not very good to look at. (if I had all her money, I'd look as good as her) Money CAN buy good looks, these days. It's called 'plastic surgery', and Jen's no stranger to it! Even still, she's pretty ordinary. (Good legs, though)

Why are you people even humoring Cliniqua/Jenfraud?
You guys spent all that energy to get LoveAngelina banned and now your egging on someone even nuttier and obsessed than her. Even the other Brangieloonies can't stand Clooniqua. They're so sick of her Aniston obsession that they had her booted out of their fanclub thread.
Trust me she'll be 10x more annoying than LA.

Submitted by Cleo on May 27, 2008 - 3:57pm.

What milestones did Jolie pull off? Bombing at the awards? Being pregnant? Thats a milestone?

Submitted by jussayin on May 27, 2008 - 7:11pm.

what's so exciting about a woman with a douche?
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Well, she does smell as fresh as a Summer's Eve......

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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

Damn, people! Move on....

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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!

Submitted by Jenfraud on May 27, 2008 - 8:35pm.
K2:
Really, why would she put so much energy into "pretending" to have a relationship?
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Good K, you are starting to ask the right questions. Inquisitiveness is a step to recovery. Jennifer Aniston spends all her energy to protect her "sweet heart" image, being desired, loved, wanted, pursued, at all cost. The problem is that her publicist engineered the same game one too many times already, that no one believes it anymore. Even a delusional hardcore fans like you, duped by this fraud, are secretly starting to ask the question. Is this real?? Why this 'sudden romance'? Why all of the sudden, as Bosh etc. called out for the validity of this 'relationship, suddenly yet again, 'they have been dating 3 months' statement appeared? Good K, keep asking.

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OMG you're so fucking stupid it's sad. I didn't ask the question because I don't believe in the relationship. I think it's absurd that people like yourself truly believe that this woman creates these non existant relationships for the sake of publicity! She has several films in production - she doesn't need a fictitous boyfriend to boost her image! I can't even react to your ignorance anymore. You're beyond dumb. It's like arguing with a 3 year old.

K2:
Really, why would she put so much energy into "pretending" to have a relationship?
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Good K, you are starting to ask the right questions. Inquisitiveness is a step to recovery. Jennifer Aniston spends all her energy to protect her "sweet heart" image, being desired, loved, wanted, pursued, at all cost. The problem is that her publicist engineered the same game one too many times already, that no one believes it anymore. Even a delusional hardcore fans like you, duped by this fraud, are secretly starting to ask the question. Is this real?? Why this 'sudden romance'? Why all of the sudden, as Bosh etc. called out for the validity of this 'relationship, suddenly yet again, 'they have been dating 3 months' statement appeared? Good K, keep asking.

I see Clooniqua must have been banned from JJB again......lucky us now we get to hear her insane Huvanne/Aniston conspiracy theories....

what's so exciting about a woman with a douche?

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yeah, I said it! what?

What an old desperate liar. These to dumb douche bags pulling a publicity stunt.
Bi-boy is trying to shoot down gay rumours.
The funny part Jennifer just keeps changing the name of the man and using the same stories.
If she was dating douche bag she would have leaked it with the first date.

Seriously, do you smoke alot of pot before you come up with these ridiculous PR theories? Holy shit, step away from the bong. I've never seen someone come up with this type of conspiracy. Really, why would she put so much energy into "pretending" to have a relationship? What the hell could it possibly gain her to go through another break up? You need some med's.

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Submitted by Cleo on May 27, 2008 - 3:57pm.
First off, on no planet on this earth is Jennifer Aniston's face considered even close to pretty. I put her in a league with Sarah Jessica Parker, or Bette Midler. Although she's not as attractive as Patricia Heaton. She reminds me a little of Edie Falco, but Edie is cuter IMO, or it could be that she's just infinitely more talented so I think of her as prettier. I mean get real, even Aniston thinks she's homely, which is why she's had a face full of work in the last year, and 3 nose jobs in the last 10. When Kim Stewart can make you cry because she calls you homely, it's time for deep intensive therapy, NOT a new face. Someone should have told her that. Her figure is holding it's own - but hey, we can't set our abs and ass on our necks in place of our faces, now can we?! If a good body made you hot, Kathy Griffin with her cute little frame would be on the cover of FHM, but guess what? She's not, and neither is Aniston. That said - regarding THIS 'They've been dating 3 months lie,' she and her PR queen Stephen Huvane is pushing -- she's already been clocked for this lie yet AGAIN on another site. Mayer/Perez' gf/Peeboy was in Japan only 2 months ago, and said at the time on his blog, that he wasn't ready to go home yet. That would be a hella slap in the face if they were together. Furthermore, that key grip dude was dating her just a month ago, he said so. What this is, is a PR move, so that when they inevitably break up (which may have already occurred) or aren't seen together for a while, people won't accuse her once again of riding coattails and debuting a 'showmance,' on the eve of some Brangelina big event (see Cannes Triumph), only to bust up immediately after one is over. That would look too obvious. Consequently then, Huvane leaks a lie that she and The Urinator have been together longer, that way when they split, or aren't seen together as often, it won't look like a 'showmance,' engineered around Brangelina's Cannes and twins debut. Same reason why one day AFTER Cannes, with no movie to promote, nothing to plug, no horrid Oprah game show, no Courtney Cox cable access show, she's going to be on ET supposedly giving an interview of some type. She has nada to promote. But yet, on Shiloh's birthday which all the entertainment shows will cover, and immediately after Cannes, Huvane books her on ET?? Riiiight. If you've noticed, she and her monster PR guy engineer all her sh*t around the Jolie Pitt milestones. No one really cares otherwise. Who is she, if she's not the reject all the other homelies want to see triumph.

First off, on no planet on this earth is Jennifer Aniston's face considered even close to pretty. I put her in a league with Sarah Jessica Parker, or Bette Midler. Although she's not as attractive as Patricia Heaton. She reminds me a little of Edie Falco, but Edie is cuter IMO, or it could be that she's just infinitely more talented so I think of her as prettier. I mean get real, even Aniston thinks she's homely, which is why she's had a face full of work in the last year, and 3 nose jobs in the last 10. When Kim Stewart can make you cry because she calls you homely, it's time for deep intensive therapy, NOT a new face. Someone should have told her that. Her figure is holding it's own - but hey, we can't set our abs and ass on our necks in place of our faces, now can we?! If a good body made you hot, Kathy Griffin with her cute little frame would be on the cover of FHM, but guess what? She's not, and neither is Aniston. That said - regarding THIS 'They've been dating 3 months lie,' she and her PR queen Stephen Huvane is pushing -- she's already been clocked for this lie yet AGAIN on another site. Mayer/Perez' gf/Peeboy was in Japan only 2 months ago, and said at the time on his blog, that he wasn't ready to go home yet. That would be a hella slap in the face if they were together. Furthermore, that key grip dude was dating her just a month ago, he said so. What this is, is a PR move, so that when they inevitably break up (which may have already occurred) or aren't seen together for a while, people won't accuse her once again of riding coattails and debuting a 'showmance,' on the eve of some Brangelina big event (see Cannes Triumph), only to bust up immediately after one is over. That would look too obvious. Consequently then, Huvane leaks a lie that she and The Urinator have been together longer, that way when they split, or aren't seen together as often, it won't look like a 'showmance,' engineered around Brangelina's Cannes and twins debut. Same reason why one day AFTER Cannes, with no movie to promote, nothing to plug, no horrid Oprah game show, no Courtney Cox cable access show, she's going to be on ET supposedly giving an interview of some type. She has nada to promote. But yet, on Shiloh's birthday which all the entertainment shows will cover, and immediately after Cannes, Huvane books her on ET?? Riiiight. If you've noticed, she and her monster PR guy engineer all her sh*t around the Jolie Pitt milestones. No one really cares otherwise. Who is she, if she's not the reject all the other homelies want to see triumph.

Just curious..

Why is it some Jen fans try so hard to convince everyone how great she looks, how happy she appears, how awesome she and "Vince", "John" or "insert next name" are together? I like the girl but you guys make her sound pathetic with the pushing; like she's the ugly pitiful 3rd wheel cousin from hicksville. She's a very rich, very attractive woman who doesn't need your sympathy.

John probably won't last and that doesn't mean something is wrong with Jen! The guy might end up being the jerk I think he really is, and the last thing I would want is her to stay hooked up with the boy just to make some of you guys quit the pity parade you always form when she chooses to not stay in a relationship.

Cut her saome slack and stop acting like John's some saviour, or that John is the love of her life. She's having fun, let her.

Oh, and leave Angie and Brad out of it too. Everybody is getting on with living the lives they chose, and I don't think Jen wishes ill on them anymore than they do on her. Get over it already people!

She looks great. She is definitely making the most of what she has and that's all anybody can do. So she wasn't born with a perfect face but its and interesting face. She has great eyes, skin and hair. Yes her nose and chin are a bit large but who cares. That's REAL and its beautiful to many.
I don't think this thing with john Mayer will last but hey, she's single and free. Its better than having 6 kids with someone when you're not even sure you want to marry them.
People talk as though Bard and Angie are this long lasting committed couple. Thye've been together -what barely 3 years? Jen and Brad were together 7.
I give Brad and Angie another 2 years and then everyone will be talking about tehir "shocking" breakup.

Funny how Jenfraud happens to comment immediately after me.... right after I called your ass out on changing your names. It's about time you ended up on your idol's thread. You've been hibernating over on Jen threads for some time now. Talk about a complex! Guess you got tired of Perez, you loser, now it's on to Hollyscoop, right?! Honey, it's no secret - people despise Jolie and it has nothing to do with Jen. Stop with your lame attempt at trying to defame Aniston.

One of the best looking couples EVER. I find Jen to be damn near flawless and John is just hot, and he gets better as her gets older. I hope they stay together.

"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)

K2: Are you the K at Perez with the massive INFERIORITY complex against Angelina? LOL!

NOW they are saying about the 3 month relationship? I guess they are announcing their ‘amicable split’ very soon, so it doesn’t look like the PR-romance of two weeks that really was. Cannes is over after all. What a FRAUD. But now Bosh called out for her FRAUD, and so have other media. Jennifer Aniston is a FRAUD. Always has been, always will be.

Submitted by dementa on May 27, 2008 - 2:20am.
K2, nope, there are just plenty of people who consider her pathetic.

And you seem VERY well-informed on menopause. Hmmm, tap tap head, why would THAT be?

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Uh maybe I'm informed of it because I have a MOTHER who went through it (like most of us have witnessed)! Also, I don't live under a rock. Yes you are Jenfraud - either that or just an antagonistic little high schooler. You should be in school today... I'm sure you won't comment again until after 3pm.

JENFRAUD...
You've got to be kidding? The busiest PR machine in Hollywood works for Brangelina.

What? That she does coke?

I think Jen is having a blast with John, and shes a beautiful woman with all the money she will ever need. Im sure she couldn't care less about the Jolie/Pitts..Some of you Brangalunatics seem to think that all she thinks about is upstageing the two media hos. Im sure she is over those two, like most of the population..I hope they stay in France with their brood forever. Good luck to Jen, even if John is just a summer fling...

Never thought Aniston was desperate, just annoying. When I was younger and living with my sister she loved this woman. Still does as far as I know and she watched Friends whenever it came on. Aniston annoyed me so much in that show that I can't get past that.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

Mr Mayer sure likes dating blondes with no brains.

K2, nope, there are just plenty of people who consider her pathetic.

And you seem VERY well-informed on menopause. Hmmm, tap tap head, why would THAT be?

And may they be happy forever after or until their Massengill's supplies run out.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Submitted by dementa on May 26, 2008 - 11:17pm.
K2, is that the angry sound of Jen's impending menopause I hear? They have medicine for that now, y'know.

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are you sure your name isn't really Jenfraud?
you sound just like another lunatic with jen jen issues. Menopause? The girl is 39 years old. grow the hell up. Women are having children well into their mid to late 40's. And for those that have problems with it, they can just take fertility drugs like Jolie did !

K2, is that the angry sound of Jen's impending menopause I hear? They have medicine for that now, y'know. But it's no reason to get even MORE desperate.

As for these yawnworthy two, you know it'll be over in a few weeks. She's a faded, desperate ex-sitcom actress with nice legs and a Rumer Willis face -- no respectable manslut will pay attention for long?

And how pitifully desperate for male attention to do you need to be to date Chestica's ex? As in, someone who seems to have voluntarily stuck it in? She couldn't look more pathetic if she painted "middle-aged ex-star" on her face.

I have seen several pictures of these two together and you can tell he is totally into her, so different from when he was with Jessica Simpson where he looked like he was embarrased to even be seen with her.

Cute couple hope they last.

Jessica Simpsons used goods? How gross and low is that? And this Brangelina thing. I am just so over those two. Now they've bought a 70 million dollar house.........is there such a thing? Why do they expose their rent a kids to so much papparazzi anyway?

Submitted by lizardo911 on May 26, 2008 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by K2 on May 26, 2008 - 2:18pm.
She has awesome legs, the shoes look terrific and she's NOT picking her nose! She looks as though she's rubbing the side of her nose. Many people put their hands to their face when they feel uncomfortable. I'll assume being swarmed by camera's could make a person uncomfortable. IF this guy is such an ass, then she'll find out on her own. In the meantime she's enjoying herself. What is wrong with that? And Jen is no more shallow than Jolie & Pitt who just purchased their obscene $70 mil home!! Talk about shallow, greedy and self centered

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Jen, is this you again? Take a pill!! And go do some good in this world!

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lizard fuck why don't you step off. Take your own advice.... and take some pills. Hell, take the whole bottle. How pathetic and sad must you be to pick on someone like aniston, who keeps to herself and appears to be a nice human being. You sound like a complete fang! Now go bury your nose up Jolie's ass and get off a thread about a person you don't even like!

I think a some of this is about JA's age. If she were 5 years younger and looking for a partner, it would seem more or less normal. If she were 5-10 years older, she would be deemed a hot old lady, and people would respect the fact that she's enjoying her life. But late 30's/early 40's is when your fertility starts to go. If you want to get settled down/knocked up in, you'd better get crackin. So we lean toward reading single women of that age as especially desperate.

JA may, in fact, be desperate, but nothing she has done has been obvious enough to earn her the reputation that she has.

This is so a PR firm-manufactured "romance!" Why else "let it slip" that it's been going on for a few months instead of a few weeks? To make Aniston look like less of a slag? Who cares?! She's a dried-out husk desperate for attention, he's a man-whore...desperate for attention. Sorry; the most high-profile manufactured romance remains Reese and Jake!

Her biggest problem was being married to Pitt. No one seems to remember that she didn't try to win him back. She keeps to herself, I don't see her bashing them, or bringing him up in interviews. So, she is fucking a real man, good for her! If I had that body and her money I would be doing the same thing. Pitt/Jolie are in love and happy, time to drop the triangle.

@NoWords, I am with you: I don't get it either. People want her to be desperate and resent the fact that she can do as she pleases with the rest of her life. She didn't go looking for a philandering hubby but she found one. She didn't bear children to keep with said bad hubby which is a plus in my books. And still the hate??? It has been 3 years so if she can move on, you would think the loonies would too. Personally, I like her and wish her well.
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No comment!

I just don't understand the hate for JA...she seems to go out of her way to be private.

Aww, Jen..still trying to stay relevant? And you pick this douche to make it possible? Pfft!

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

I could give 2 shits about Jennifer Aniston, but really, what the hell are you talking about? I am tired of you idiots who criticize every variant of the human body that doesn't meet some insanely high standard that you set. Get over yourself.

Submitted by kacky on May 26, 2008 - 3:53pm.

Ew, her thighs are all floppy. She's either old and sinewy, or skinny-fat.

Submitted by kacky on May 26, 2008 - 4:53pm.

Ew, her thighs are all floppy. She's either old and sinewy, or skinny-fat.

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WHAT? Are you blind? Shit, there are plenty of things to pick apart about Jen, but her body is not one of them. She is in fantastic shape!

Mischa Barton is skinny-fat, not Aniston. (and I am NOT a Jenaloonie)

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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge

Submitted by Jenfraud on May 26, 2008 - 5:19pm
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*gag*

Okay, Jenfraud, please justify the ungodly amount of money spent on their estate by the real famewhores, the Holy Shits.

Hunanitarians, my ass.

Ew, her thighs are all floppy. She's either old and sinewy, or skinny-fat.

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A video movie could improve your life.

Off Topic:

Kim Kardshian is pregnant and engaged to Reggie Bush.
Ick.

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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge

And they decided to come out just before Jolie-Pitt made a splash in Cannes? What a timing. For PR, timing is everything. Let's give her at least the credit of knowing she really has nothing else to sell. This Jennypoo and her 'people' are so transparent, only her hardcore delusional fans are desperately trying to believe her charade. The rest of the world is laughing at this pathetic loser. But hey what is an aging has-been sitcomer to do, other than selling her personal life info to the public for a bit of ink space in the tabs? After all she made CNN with this fake news on the coat tails of the Jolie Pitts. It's her usual "Please don't forget about me" in the face of Jolie-Pitt mega news. Sad, really.

They look great. John's hand looks open to invitation but Jen isn't so desperate to hang on him in public like the last girl...what was her name?

I love Jennifer...she is beautiful and rich. Those legs are to die for. And she isn't a publicity whore.

John Mayer, however, is another story...giant tool.