Monday, May 26th 2008

Jess And Romo Are Still Fake Dating

That dude behind Tony Romo in the picture above is amazing. Waaasted. Too bad he didn't yack all over Romo's back. So..... Papa Joe's fake love machine is still hard at work. Jessica Simpson and Romo were spotted having dinner at N9NE in Dallas reports the Dallas Morning News:

Saturday night, Tony and Jessica shared a corner booth for two at N9NE Steakhouse in downtown Dallas’ Victory Park. The couple said hello to Cowboys receiver/kick returner Isaiah Stanback who was dining at N9NE with his parents.

On the way out, Tony and Jessica stopped to say hello to another diner and play with her baby girl (foreshadowing?). For the record, Jessica had a steak and Tony had a burger.

She probably stuck the whole steak in her fat mouth too. You know this bitch eats with her mouth wide open with the meat flying everywhere.

In other news, I can't believe I'm posting this inane shit. Papa Joe has gotten to me! His pr magic is working on me. Must resist. MUST.

Posted by: Michael K


christine the hoff's picture

Nitwitty, relax, lol, I could NEVER do it.
I'm addicted to petey like petey's addicted to smoking his crack.
on topic, I cannot stand either one of these worthless tools.
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StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Oh My God!!!!Nit Witty, I see your pic all the time but never realize your pic is mad crass and crazy and I am laughing my ass off. Luves it!!

Zippy Hips's picture

Can Jessica please fall off the face of the earth now?

Kizzy's picture

Well, I guess they had to shoot down the rumors that Papa Joe paid Tony to come to the wedding/People magazine spread, somehow. Paying him to take her to dinner should do just that.

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NitWitty's picture

@The Hoff! Don't even play like that! I'd have serious DT's if you got rid of St. Pete!

~~Team Toe~~

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Maybe he got a taste of the money from People mag and he said fuck it, let me keep up this shenigan. What does he have to do until football season starts again?

christine the hoff's picture

jeezus who gives a wet fuck? and the guy behind them is fighting to be my new avvie, speaking of fucked up.
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RichBitch's picture

Our mike taught Romo that pout pose didn't he! :D

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

"For the record, Jessica had a steak and Tony had a burger." and we care because????????

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D.R.'s picture

With all that money they have, you'd think they could dress better. I wouldn't wear that shit to clean the yard.

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Rocket's picture

I love a guy that keeps his fucking Miller Lite cap on in a restaurant or club. Dipshit!

Fight the spell, MK. For God's sake, please!

Sensimina's picture

Tony Romo is SUCH A FUCKING DOUCHE!! God DAMN, my eyes hurt from rolling uncontrollably. This is the most repellent picture of him I have ever seen.
I don't even want to know what Papa Joe did to get Romo to stay with his daughter. So over seeing these clitdrips!

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