Jess And Romo Are Still Fake Dating
That dude behind Tony Romo in the picture above is amazing. Waaasted. Too bad he didn't yack all over Romo's back. So..... Papa Joe's fake love machine is still hard at work. Jessica Simpson and Romo were spotted having dinner at N9NE in Dallas reports the Dallas Morning News:
Saturday night, Tony and Jessica shared a corner booth for two at N9NE Steakhouse in downtown Dallas’ Victory Park. The couple said hello to Cowboys receiver/kick returner Isaiah Stanback who was dining at N9NE with his parents.
On the way out, Tony and Jessica stopped to say hello to another diner and play with her baby girl (foreshadowing?). For the record, Jessica had a steak and Tony had a burger.
She probably stuck the whole steak in her fat mouth too. You know this bitch eats with her mouth wide open with the meat flying everywhere.
In other news, I can't believe I'm posting this inane shit. Papa Joe has gotten to me! His pr magic is working on me. Must resist. MUST.
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PapaJoe told Tony Romo that he could finally pop Jessica in the ass if he went back out with her. Guess what? It worked......
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well you know douche does tend to come in a 2 pack...
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yeah, I said it! what?
i almost feel sorry for her. i wonder if she regrets her divorce...
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peace out my bitches!
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"You know this bitch eats with her mouth wide open with the meat flying everywhere."
you know what papa joe taught her about meat, waste not, want not.
Ugh!! These two again. He could have given her time to wash her face, brush her teeth and comb her greasy weave before he took her out for breakfast, brunch, whatever. Ah well I guess it's an improvement to the hooker look she was rocking at that sushi restaurant in LA two weeks ago.
By the way this Romo guy has that crazy Scott Peterson polished all american guy look going on.
Submitted by kathie on May 26, 2008 - 7:32pm.
The guy behind Tony's shoulder is eyeing a zit on his neck.
heehee. You think? He looks very wasted.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
The guy behind Tony's shoulder is eyeing a zit on his neck. He will have it all to himself once Jessica is passed out in the bathtub.
No matter how hard you try, Chestica...those buck teeth will never allow your lips to meet.
btw - You look drunk off your ass!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
In all fairness... I suspect this picture was taken at Sneaky Pete's... which is on Lake Lewisville.
It is one of those bars/restaurants that sit right on the lake. (Where you can drive your boat up to and dock if you feel the need to...) Has alot of out door sitting area's... very popular place. And it was all over the Dallas media that they were there this past weekend.
And I agree.... he is dating her. Creepy Joe could not buy that boys attention. Romo probably does like her... and hates her crazy ass family.
Yet, I am still puzzled why all the hate. I still find her completely harmless... when compared to JLO, Paris, Lindsay and the Troll Twins.
Jessica is starting to really earn her keep in the Flat, Crazy Stare gang. Usually the frantic fisheye doesn't kick in until one's 30s!
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Papa Joe will have to pay Tony at least a million to marry her ass. If Tony was smart he'd demand a percentage of the profits Papa Joe receives from the paparazzi. Something tells me Joe has another People cover in the works. A fake engagement perhaps? They get engaged and sell an interview to People for major dough.
how much ecstacy does one have to do before ones habit is considered "dirty"?
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 26, 2008 - 5:17pm.
I don't think I'd be able to spend five minutes with her without wanting to strangle her.
...me neither, but that's probably because I don't have a dick
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yeah, I said it! what?
I saw a pair of shoes that were really cute. Then I saw who made them, and put them right back in the shelf.
I will not give this girl one penny of my money.
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Sheeps, I see those shoes at Macy's and Bakers. Ugh!
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
The guy to the right of Tony has a frightening look on his face. Scary!
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Submitted by Sayonara on May 26, 2008 - 2:38pm.
I am still amazed at the fact that she has a shoe line.
I see a huge display of that shit each day when I cut thru Macy's.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
I am still amazed at the fact that she has a shoe line.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
PePaw Joe must be paying him or has some something to blackmail him with.I can't believe Romo is that whipped.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Oh give it up with all the PR bullshit talk. Tony would not pimp himself out for the sake of Joe Simpson. If he is done with Jessica then I'm sure he would just move on - not have dinner with her. Deal with it people - they are still together and probably in love !! hard pill to swallow for some of you.
Submitted by mike on May 26, 2008 - 10:11am.
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 11:28am.
Papa Joe must be blackmailing Romo. He has photos of Romo fucking a dead body in the cemetary while dressed in a cat costume. Trust.
Or photos of Romo fucking Papa Joe.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by jussayin on May 26, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Once cock hits uvula it's hard for some men to resist. Resistance is futile! I bet as long as you fill Jessica's trap and keep your hands on her funbags, she's a fairly pleasant companion. Unfortunately society keeps frowning on doing so in public, thus necessitating that this skank has time to breathe and talk. I, for one, am all for passing a law that allows certain people to have a dick in their mouth 24/7! The world would certainly be a much more pleasant place.
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Well said.
I don't think I'd be able to spend five minutes with her without wanting to strangle her.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Once cock hits uvula it's hard for some men to resist. Resistance is futile! I bet as long as you fill Jessica's trap and keep your hands on her funbags, she's a fairly pleasant companion. Unfortunately society keeps frowning on doing so in public, thus necessitating that this skank has time to breathe and talk. I, for one, am all for passing a law that allows certain people to have a dick in their mouth 24/7! The world would certainly be a much more pleasant place.
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yeah, I said it! what?
She looks so smug that I want to reach into my monitor and smack the simper right off her face.
Romo, however, looks trapped but resigned to his hideous fate.
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Submitted by chris1984
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Why do you even exist? What is the fucking point in spamming with the same fucking shit over and over again? No one is going to bother going to those lame sites anyway.
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I fucking hate you so fucking much, and yes I know it's irrational to get this angry by something so insignificant but it fucks me off sooooooooooo much.
and breathe.
Mehopes they stay together, they make a great couple and I want the Giants to win again next year. Plus I love that dopey look Tony Romo gets in his eyes when he's with Jess. It's not love, it's just utter confusion. he's waiting for Joe Simpson to tell him what to do next. God, is that sailor still in my apartment? No. phhew, he just left his hat.
Jessica and Romo bothy have their lips in perpetual pouty-kiss mode. Gross.
Remind me please, she's relevant because ...why??
Really what does she do??
Submitted by NitWitty on May 26, 2008 - 2:26pm.
potato, potahto... wait, vegetables?... i think he's a fruit... of course, that still doesn't change the fact that she's an idiot... i will be nice for a minute... she looks much better without all that makeup on her
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
@ESE, i heard it was a gear shift knob?
is he still a football player?... i thought he switched to hood ornament
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
It looks like the woman behind Jessica is eating her hair. Love the drunk guy, too.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
This relationship is faker than Assholes nose, Tony listen to Barney
Damn Papa Joe needs a reality show where a bunch of sluts compete to be his new daughter. It could be called Who's Your Daddy. He'll be very hands on when it comes to analyzing breast cup size.
Submitted by mike on May 26, 2008 - 4:23pm.
I've changed my avie in faux-honor of Tony.
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Good lad! :D
I dont like them but still...i like reading about them....my guilty pleasure. just to see how far they go for publicity is sooo LAME!!
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Wow, they are really pushing hard on him to keep up this rouse and try to save little tranny Jessica's rep. Well that ship has sailed, so why are you wasting your time Tony?!?!?! Everyone laughs at this useless bitch!
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 11:28am.
Papa Joe must be blackmailing Romo. He has photos of Romo fucking a dead body in the cemetary while dressed in a cat costume. Trust.
Or photos of Romo fucking Papa Joe.
Fake dating, real boinking.
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Team Toe
She needs to stay single, work out her self esteem/daddy issues and be low-key for awhile. Oh what the hell am I saying, an attention whore pussy will never change its spots. And bitch has crazy eyes.
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Something about her, maybe it's her eyes, just screams desperation. She wants the attention so fucking badly.
I know that this Romo chap only got with her to cop a feel of those big knockers she has on her... and now he is fucked. She looks like one of those annoying sluts that never understands and or hears when you say "it's not working out".
Romo... there are overly developed udders (both real and falsified) roaming freely around United States of America my boy. Why did you choose the one pair that come with an incestuous, money hungry, photo op whore of a father? eh? Them them titties HAVE to be leaving a bitter taste in your mouth my son..
Mayer must be thanking his lucky stars.. actually, he's bagged himself another desperate tart so his lucky stars are probably getting cursed the fuck out as I type!
Side note: "Papa Joe" sits alongside Britzilla and White Oprah as "names that bring and instant smile to my face".
--thanks awfully--
FilthyBitch-
Jess learned long ago that "being herself" in relationships results in DIVORCE. unfortch, pretending to be someone else isn't working out too well either!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Hey, Stickacock..LOL Thanks! I lurves your ScreenName mo better tho! *smooch and a wedgie*
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It's so sad, remember when she was 'with' John Mayer and the story was he only like brunettes, so Jessica dyed her hair brown. You can just hear Tony saying "I like a jeans and t-shirt kinda girl" so now Jessica is running around looking grungy.
Will. Do. Anything. For. Dick.
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Papa Joe must be blackmailing Romo. He has photos of Romo fucking a dead body in the cemetary while dressed in a cat costume. Trust.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Not "grilling hotdogs" today mike?
It's a great day to BBQ!
hahahhahahaa
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Submitted by RichBitch on May 26, 2008 - 11:00am.
Our mike taught Romo that pout pose didn't he! :D
Harhar.
I've changed my avie in faux-honor of Tony.
his jawline is the shape of a football
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Also the people who put what I write as their signature are crazy and I have no idea why they do it. Its make no sense. I don't think you should have that there.
LOVE ANGELINA
She looks SO much better without a face full of Tranny makeup.
These 2 are doing damage control....lol
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Did she get work done on her nose? It looks like a non-nose in this pic. ew