Brangie's New Home Base
Brad Pitt and Angie Jo have emptied out their piggy banks to purchase a $60 million estate in the South of France. The 1,000 acre estate features 35 bedrooms, two swimming pools, two gyms, 20 fountains, a vineyard, a lake and moat. Damn! The only they are missing is a church where Brangaloonies everywhere can gather and worship Saint Angelina.
A source told E! News that the property is surrounded by a forest, so they will have complete privacy. They've already been moving shit in and have reportedly spent $1 million on furniture. The source said, "It's called Chateau Miraval in a village called Brignol, which is near from Aix-en-Provence. And it's absolutely unbelievable." They should rename the joint, Fort Maddox.
So this is where Brangelina plans to grow and train their child army! You know that's what they are doing.
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$60 mill? ARE THEY INSANE? WTH do they need 35 bedrooms?
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When are they ever going to even live there?Don't they already have several houses that basically stay empty?
Spending that much money on a home is just disgusting. What happened to the eco lifestyle, Brad?
Submitted by mike on May 26, 2008 - 10:26am.
Right. You could re-build only, what, maybe two or three houses in the Ninth Ward with 35M?
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Silly Mike. New Orleans to Brange is so last year. They wouldn't help rebuild that place for all the orphans in the world.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
61 million they can blow on a house but they want to try to guilt our poor asses into rebuilding NOLA~ fuckin' celebs are douches
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 26, 2008 - 10:21am.
Do these sluts dip their faces in hot wax before they leave the house?! FUCK.
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I think it's Shisheido's new line of bukake face lotions old Trange's been shilling.
I guess 35 rooms for 35 children. didn't know these two had 60 million to drop on a house. this story probably ain't true. anyway, sweet.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 26, 2008 - 10:24am.
Maybe she needs a separate room for each of her personalities.
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 26, 2008 - 10:24am.
Right. You could re-build only, what, maybe two or three houses in the Ninth Ward with 35M?
Angie looks like she just woke up. That's a classy lady right there. Walking the red carpet in that 'I look like I fell asleep in a dumpster and woke up in Crack Alley' look.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
WOW, just read the article. I don't care if you have 25 kids, spending $60 million on a mansion is fucking SELF INDULGENT as hell. $20 million messianic twins, $60 million dollar fortresses, and they are still going to be considered selfless saints.
They must be LOADED beyond all belief to be able to make purchases like that. Unbelievable.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
why is she so shiny?
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New trangelina post, same troll circle jerk, just watch.
That looks more like the sheen of perspiration, rather than pregnancy glow. Or they are both some seriously greasy bitches.
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Again, I ask, why spend that much money on something totally unnecessary when they could actually put it to good use? Oh yeah, silly me, it's Brangelina. World's Biggest Hypocrites.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Who the hell needs 35 rooms?I guess the rooms will be mainly used for nanny dorms.
Well, they have good taste if nothing else. The area around Aix IS especially beautiful.
And yes, bitches, I've been.
Do these sluts dip their faces in hot wax before they leave the house?! FUCK.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.