Brangie's New Home Base
Brad Pitt and Angie Jo have emptied out their piggy banks to purchase a $60 million estate in the South of France. The 1,000 acre estate features 35 bedrooms, two swimming pools, two gyms, 20 fountains, a vineyard, a lake and moat. Damn! The only they are missing is a church where Brangaloonies everywhere can gather and worship Saint Angelina.
A source told E! News that the property is surrounded by a forest, so they will have complete privacy. They've already been moving shit in and have reportedly spent $1 million on furniture. The source said, "It's called Chateau Miraval in a village called Brignol, which is near from Aix-en-Provence. And it's absolutely unbelievable." They should rename the joint, Fort Maddox.
So this is where Brangelina plans to grow and train their child army! You know that's what they are doing.
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Submitted by NitWitty on May 26, 2008 - 9:46am.
60 mil coulda' restored a lot of New Orleans since he's so "passionate" about it. But hey, I know it makes everyone feel so much better when they can go to his website and buy a toilet for a house his company is building.
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Isn't this the thruth.... I still think Mike may be right and this is not true. 60 mil AND in the middle of nowhere?
and happy Memorial Day to all!
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I'm thinking Neverland Ranch. After these twins, Brad's never going to get it again.
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On Topic. Brad and Angie look like wax in that picture
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Submitted by Leatherette on May 26, 2008 - 10:45am
Shhhhh! Careful, the Kumbaya Klatch will flood your brain with PC self-help catchphrases. "Everyone deserves a second chance!!" Now pardon me while I clean the cheese off my keyboard from typing that.
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Good for them, why should they feel guilty for purchasing a large home for them and their large and continually expanding family...I just wish I could visit.
If, in fact, it is the came place that is linked in Hedy Lamar's comment (see below), they did not buy it.
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Submitted by Kizzy on May 26, 2008 - 10:43am.
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I know, just couldn't help myself dog-piling the troll-to-come ;)
Adopting an orphaned child from an impoverished nation every few years should help alleviate any guilt they may feel over this.
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60 mil coulda' restored a lot of New Orleans since he's so "passionate" about it. But hey, I know it makes everyone feel so much better when they can go to his website and buy a toilet for a house his company is building.
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I know they make a few mil per picture but 60mil for a house? I don't think they have that kinda dough considering all the other property they have.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 26, 2008 - 10:30am.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 26, 2008 - 10:26am.
But they give nearly half of their income to charities in New Orleans, Vietnam, Korea, Zaire, and Namibia.
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Ask the charity workers she stiffed in Cambodia about that. And if half her or his income is spent on charity, they'd have to be closer to Oprah's financial level to still drop money like that on multiple million-dollar homes and not be spread too thin.
-- bumped this up a notch, the better for lifeless fuckwad trolls to chew on -- yes, Hairy 'Heart', I'm talking about you and all your other cheesy alts.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 26, 2008 - 10:41am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 26, 2008 - 10:39am.
No. Brad never gets his balls back. When Ange wants sperminated, she extracts that shit out of his balls herself, and examines under a microscope which sperms are worthy of fertilizing her golden eggs.
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Yep, you got it right, there's no way she'd leave something that important up to him, and most certainly she'd not let him make any decisions regarding them.
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GROSS, Angie's lips in this pic gave me flashbacks of Wonky's pounded out, purple beef flaps!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Hate them both. Hate 'em, hate 'em, hate 'em!
This just gives them more room to add to their menagerie of children. I can see it now... they won't stop until they have at least one specimen of every race, spanning to the most remote regions of the globe.
Submitted by Leatherette on May 26, 2008 - 10:40am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 26, 2008 - 10:30am.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 26, 2008 - 10:26am.
ITA--I was being sarcastic, they're always claiming they've been doing these things, kinda like Brad's "Make It Right" iniative in New Orleans. They claimed they gave away nearly half of their income last year to their charities. Only their charities.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 26, 2008 - 10:38am.
Has Brange seriously claimed to keep the kids out of the public eye???
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I think it was right after Zahara joined the circus that Ang said something to that effect. Made me snort.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
OK, can't take looking at these old whores longer -- just wiped my laptop screen twice.
Quick! bring a bucket of ice! their faces are melting!!!
Anyway, this is too good to be true. Brangelina moving to France!... One can only hope.
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Submitted by mike on May 26, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Well, they have good taste if nothing else. The area around Aix IS especially beautiful.
And yes, bitches, I've been.
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I stayed in the next town over from Brignol last year - good job we went before it got tainted.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 26, 2008 - 10:39am.
No. Brad never gets his balls back. When Ange wants sperminated, she extracts that shit out of his balls herself, and examines under a microscope which sperms are worthy of fertilizing her golden eggs.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
they certainly are two of the shiniest mofo's i've seen in a looong time...
and seriously, does angie and brad really have that much scratch to drop on a house?
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Submitted by mike on May 26, 2008 - 7:22am.
Well, they have good taste if nothing else. The area around Aix IS especially beautiful.
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PLEASE. Provence is such a cliche by now.
Sure, Aix is nice but not as nice as the Chianti region in Tuscany.
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 26, 2008 - 10:35am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 26, 2008 - 10:33am.
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I did forget. It ain't easy bein' the world's only bisexual tattooed living saint. She lets Brad have his balls back when she wants him to sperminate her.
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Submitted by No Words on May 26, 2008 - 10:36am.
Please, for the love of all that's holy, stay the fuck in France forever...disappearing into the forest would be nice, too.
I can't stand these self-indulgent, self-righteous assholes. They have absolutely no moral compass.
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Just because they go live in a forest in France doesn't mean they'll disappear. They'll spend days on end whoring themselves out in Paris.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 26, 2008 - 10:33am.
Has Brange seriously claimed to keep the kids out of the public eye???
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by mike on May 26, 2008 - 9:31am.
The more I think about it, the more I think this story is b.s. I really don't think they have 60M to drop on a house.
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Please, for the love of all that's holy, stay the fuck in France forever...disappearing into the forest would be nice, too.
I can't stand these self-indulgent, self-righteous assholes. They have absolutely no moral compass.
NO ONE will have the balls to call them out on their claim to help rebuild New Orleans. Even if they ARE called out, they will spew some lie. Just like Angelina said she'd never give birth but then she realized she'd become royalty if she had one with this douche and suddenly it became convenient for her. She even had to up the ante by having twins this time.
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Brang is going to need 35 BR with all those TWINS, they're so real and PC.plaese whatevr!.
Wow, good lord Jesus!!! That's Humongous!!! That's has to be the family home for the kids after they die. They do have money so people can't be mad. I am definetly JEALOUS though of their highfalutin life style.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 26, 2008 - 10:33am.
It ain't easy bein' the world's only tattooed living saint.
ITA- She keeps Brad's balls in a jar surrounded by eyes of newts.
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You forgot bisexual. Hell, maybe even totally a lesbian if Brad no longer has any noots.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Sickening.
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Imagine the hide-seek games Maddox can coordinate with his sibs :D
Imagine the hide-seek games Maddox can coordinate with his sibs :D
I think they must need extra space for all of Braddie's hair pieces and hats. He's starting to resemble the aged uncle in Christmas Vacation.
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 26, 2008 - 10:29am.
It ain't easy bein' the world's only tattooed living saint.
ITA- She keeps Brad's balls in a jar surrounded by eyes of newts.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on May 26, 2008 - 10:31am.
You make a point there, L. Johnny Depp is possibly MORE famous than Brangelina, but he, his children and Vanessa Paradis manage to avoid being photographed every five minutes.
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Gotta love Johnny Depp. When he says he keeps his kids out of the public eye for their safety and sanity, he means it. When Brange says it, they're just trying to make us all think they're caring parents.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 26, 2008 - 10:28am.
Submitted by mike on May 26, 2008 - 10:26am.
Right. You could re-build only, what, maybe two or three houses in the Ninth Ward with 35M?
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Silly Mike. New Orleans to Brange is so last year. They wouldn't help rebuild that place for all the orphans in the world.
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Thank you. For one hot second I thought it was commendable that Pitt was all about getting solar/eco houses in NO. But apparently he was more about guilting the already over-taxed middle class into giving more of their money. That's something he and Republicans have in common: Cheerleading the barely middle class into footing the bill for a NATIONAL disaster. Fuck them all, this kind of thing calls for FDR-depression-era- type of political balls. Other countries -- even broke ass ones -- handle this shit ASAP at a national level
Wow, I guess they are certainly done with LA. Well that part of France is indeed beautiful but having her kids secluded with each other in the middle of nowhere.....
Submitted by Leatherette on May 26, 2008 - 9:28am.
Johnny Depp MUST share his secret with them!
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You make a point there, L. Johnny Depp is possibly MORE famous than Brangelina, but he, his children and Vanessa Paradis manage to avoid being photographed every five minutes.
"We're going to stay in New Orleans and help with the rebuilding".
Fullashit.
Let France have them. The French like bad jokes.
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The more I think about it, the more I think this story is b.s. I really don't think they have 60M to drop on a house.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 26, 2008 - 10:29am.
*Heads for the hills*
Oh, crap LCL!! Somewhere a cyber-troll is gnashing it's teeth in a frenzy; and getting out the Thesaurus!
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BRING IT OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN TROLLS! There's no way they can even remotely defend this idiotic waste-of-money decision.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 26, 2008 - 10:26am.
But they give nearly half of their income to charities in New Orleans, Vietnam, Korea, Zaire, and Namibia.
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I would wager they're worth one hundred mill a piece to be dropping cash like that.
and I agree, it's stupid, pointless and self-indulgent.
since when can you not get a really huge house in a nice place for ten mill or so?
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These two don't buy houses, they buy compounds.
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Submitted by Kizzy on May 26, 2008 - 10:27am.
Maybe she needs a separate room for each of her personalities.
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Or enough space to house her enormous ego. This woman is fucking ridiculous. Brad, not so much, because clearly he has no balls and doesn't make any decisions whatsoever in that relationship.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 26, 2008 - 9:24am.
Again, I ask, why spend that much money on something totally unnecessary when they could actually put it to good use? Oh yeah, silly me, it's Brangelina. World's Biggest Hypocrites.
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Oh, crap LCL!! Somewhere a cyber-troll is gnashing it's teeth in a frenzy; and getting out the Thesaurus!
& do you think this poor persecuted pair will finally be safe from prying cameras in 1,000 acres?
Johnny Depp MUST share his secret with them!