Brangie's New Home Base
Brad Pitt and Angie Jo have emptied out their piggy banks to purchase a $60 million estate in the South of France. The 1,000 acre estate features 35 bedrooms, two swimming pools, two gyms, 20 fountains, a vineyard, a lake and moat. Damn! The only they are missing is a church where Brangaloonies everywhere can gather and worship Saint Angelina.
A source told E! News that the property is surrounded by a forest, so they will have complete privacy. They've already been moving shit in and have reportedly spent $1 million on furniture. The source said, "It's called Chateau Miraval in a village called Brignol, which is near from Aix-en-Provence. And it's absolutely unbelievable." They should rename the joint, Fort Maddox.
So this is where Brangelina plans to grow and train their child army! You know that's what they are doing.
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All I can think about when I see this kind of place is THE SHINING
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The war isn't working.
Wow I can't believe how stupid and gullible people are. This is an obvious false rumor. This is the fourth time tabloids have said Brad and Angelina have bought a house. They are worth something like $150 million. They can't afford a house this expensive. I think they are just renting the house if they are even staying in France.
oh and ps. why angelina won an oscar for her portrayal of lisa rowe in girl, interrupted is beyond me. it seemed painfully obvious she wasn't really acting, but merely playing herself.
oh and ps. why angelina won an oscar for her portrayal of lisa rowe in girl, interrupted is beyond me. it seemed painfully obvious she wasn't really acting, but merely playing herself.
At least now I know where I plan to go camping this summer!
Anyone care to join me?!
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Where are they getting the money to buy all this stuff? As I read on another blog - neither is opening big movies at the moment, where is all the money coming from?
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
Do they need a sommelier?
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Right on Pers
I live in a 2 bedroom apartment with 6 small parrots, a dog, 2 cats, four hamsters, and a fiance. It's plenty of room. I just wish I had a bigger kitchen, because mine is a shoebox and I actually cook for myself and my man every night. I don't need a personal chef or a pet nanny, either.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
so they only stay for 3 months at a time?
otherwise they would have to all apply for long stay visas which are not easily attained by most people. fuck, even johhny depp couldn't stay in france for extended periods of time until he and vanessa had children.
Submitted by devilgirl on May 26, 2008 - 11:45am.
You know, it never fails to amaze me how people laud the fact that Brad and Angie donate so generously to their pet causes
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I'm sorry, I wasn't lauding them, I was being sarcastic, pointing out they are strictly "pet" causes. ;)
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And PS-- how much time are they actually going to spend at this house?? Don't they traipse all over the world anyway??
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Man, that fucking sucks. Just imagine what 60 million dollars could fix in the world. Pathetic.
"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"
Geez,I live in a two bedroom condo with two bathrooms. I live blissfully alone and I find there are places in my tiny house I don't use. Sometimes I feel guilty that I have an extra bathroom that is seldom used.
YOU HEAR THAT BRADLEY AND ANGIE? No one needs that much fucking space. Any more than you need is selfish.
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Submitted by MM25 on May 26, 2008 - 8:45am.
so there are glass display boxes in every room?
lol
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 26, 2008 - 10:45am.
Pers-
Voight should get Ange sent away in a 5150 hold and then get conservatorship over her. Daddy Voight all the way!
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Right fucking on bitches! Get that crazy, child collecting nutjob into the nut-hut - STAT!
TEAM VOIGHT and SHAKIRA all the way!
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
shit...now thats a house.
wow just wow
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The war isn't working.
They are building a museum with their bought children in each room.
They children are not allowed to go to school or have friends.
The children are for exhibition purposes.
Once the Brangelina have a movie to promote one of the children will be taken out of the room and forced to pose for PR purposes.
That is why they need a 35 bedroom castle.
Run Shiloh, run!
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Voight should get Ange sent away in a 5150 hold and then get conservatorship over her. Daddy Voight all the way!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
You know, it never fails to amaze me how people laud the fact that Brad and Angie donate so generously to their pet causes but ignore the fact that they spend 10 times that on a ridiculous home in the south of france. Why on earth would you need to have 35 bedrooms? A million on furniture? I am sure that is just the beginning. So much for Brad and his love of Southern Missouri! Now it is the South of France, since Missouri is not good enough for Angie and their kids. They suck and their hypocricy does too!
60 million dollars... such the ever shining, gleaming example of humanitarianism
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I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by Sensimina on May 26, 2008 - 10:22am.
Pers -
HAHA! Team Voight! Sign me up. Bitch is batshit!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 26, 2008 - 10:19am.
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 8:15am.
He's an empty headed dolt
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I love that word...DOLT!
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You guys are awesome! Team Voight! Team Voight!
"Entertainment news website Tmz.com has posted footage of Voight sending birthday wishes to his grandson Maddox saying, "Maddox just had a birthday. Happy birthday, Maddox! Five years old - it's a big one! You're going to be a young man, and I send my love out to you. And send my love to...uh...Shakira...and Shahira..." The befuddled grandfather then asked the reporter, 'Is it Shakira or Shahira?' apparently confusing the one-and-a-half-year-old tot for the 29-year-old Colombian Hips Don't Lie bombshell. When the reporter replied that the correct name of Angelina and Brad Pitt's adopted daughter was Zahara, the confused Voight added, "Shahara! Shahara!" The couple's other daughter Shiloh Nouvel, who is three months old, failed to get a mention. Jolie and her father haven't spoken since he went on Access Hollywood four years ago, urging his daughter to get help for her "mental problems".
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Who needs to have that much I wonder? This is insane. But again, so is Angie. This is her idea, no doubt.
The British Daily Mail has aerial views of it.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 26, 2008 - 11:23am.
That is not a home, that is a TOWN in itself.
Ridiculous. Who needs 35 bedrooms? Ever?
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One whose ego is only surpassed by the combined egos of their multiple personalities?
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A moat? May I suggest swimming lessons ASAP?
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Maybe they are planning on adopting 25 more children?
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
These two are humanitarians to about the same degree that most Republicans who think of themselves as Christians are Christian.
So much for living "green,"....eh?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 26, 2008 - 8:23am.
Who needs 35 bedrooms? Ever?
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That is not a home, that is a TOWN in itself.
Ridiculous. Who needs 35 bedrooms? Ever?
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Submitted by Kizzy on May 26, 2008 - 8:22am.
ditto, doll ♥
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Been shooting in the dark too long
When somethin's not right it's wrong
"two swimming pools, two gyms, 20 fountains"!!
So much for the greenest people on the planet.Well I'm really impatient to hear them preach about ecology.
I can imagine this:"You see Zahara, all the water in those 20 fountains would be enough for the survival of 5 entire villages in your native Ethiopia,instead we use it for the signgle entertainment of our family.Cool,no?"
Talk about saving natural resources!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 26, 2008 - 11:19am.
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Pers -
HAHA! Team Voight! Sign me up. Bitch is batshit!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 8:15am.
He's an empty headed dolt
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I love that word...DOLT!
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Submitted by Kizzy on May 26, 2008 - 7:49am.
the Kumbaya Klatch
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hee hee hee :)
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He's an empty headed dolt. Something to hang off of during movie premieres.
She's a lying spider, the kind that lies so much that she believes her own bullshit and forgets to keep track of her fibs.
I'm on team Voight - she is emotionally unstable.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Real humanitarians lead a modest life-style.
They are so fake.
They force their bought children to pose for People magazine and then donate the money and call themselves "humanitarian".
They make money out of their children and then they move to such wealthy and over-priced places, spend their American dollars abroad and pretend "care" while they promote their next film.
Such hypocrites.
Wasn't there a rumor about them buying a damn million-worth boat or something close to that?. Well, it smells like it's one of those rumors. Brangelina will NEVER EVER settle down because then their fame will fade away trully fast. They breathe and live to be famous and notorious. That's their fuel.
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Just when the world faces such humanitarian disasters in China and Burma, they seem to be helping the wealthiest place in the world: the South of france!
How thoughtful of them.
I guess their promise to live in New Orleans and spend their money there, was just another PR move.
Seriously, don't they mind lying so many times?
How about keeping one promise? a stay at home mom for a year after buying and renaming Pax?
How about living in NO because they "care"?
um yeah, i doubt they would buy a winery to live in, damn i miss french wines
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Spending $60,000,000 on a house is purely nothing more then being fully INSANE.
That money could feed the poor around the world and they already have many houses. These whores have lost their minds. I am going to get sick thinking about it.
Just yesterday some fat rich fuck in Hollywood parked his $500,000 Bentley so close to our car at the store my wife could not open the door and get out. So I yelled at him HEY, can you move your fucking car so my wife can get out, you don't own the world. The look on his face was fucking priceless.
Most of the very rich and famous think they are above everyone. I now have zero respect for Brad and Angelina.
$60 million dollars?! But, but I thought they were HUMANITARIANS and were put on earth to make the world a better place! Surely, that money would be better put to one of their fav. charities.
Seriously, I am so sick of these two famewhores. Like madame s wrote awhile back, it is so going to be so interesting to see this once the shit hits the fan. God help those kids. They are going to make some therapist extremely wealthy one day.
Submitted by D.R. on May 26, 2008 - 10:54am.
Two gyms? How many people are going to live there?!
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Surely you don't mean to imply they actually work out together in the SAME ROOM??? OH! The HORRORS!!
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I'm thinking this is a B.S. story too. $60 million? 35 bedrooms? Who the heck needs all of that? Are they going to adopt a whole orphanage?
If this is true, it's utter insanity.
Two gyms? How many people are going to live there?!
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Submitted by xxyxz on May 26, 2008 - 10:50am.
Hot slut! How's you?
Must be nice to have your own private helicopter waiting to take you to the hospital as soon as you go into labor.
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Submitted by Leatherette on May 26, 2008 - 10:47am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 26, 2008 - 10:43am.
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Ah! Well done, then. Carry on LMAO ;)
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I thought they were going to make New Orleans their home since they care so much about New Orleans.
This is a good thing if it keeps their hypocritical asses in France.
Submitted by indiesr on May 26, 2008 - 10:48am.
Good for them, why should they feel guilty for purchasing a large home for them and their large and continually expanding family...I just wish I could visit.
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I wish you could visit, too. I'm sure they could use another diaper-changer in the basement nanny dorms. And we'd never hear from you again, smooches all, I'm out.