Brangie's New Home Base
Brad Pitt and Angie Jo have emptied out their piggy banks to purchase a $60 million estate in the South of France. The 1,000 acre estate features 35 bedrooms, two swimming pools, two gyms, 20 fountains, a vineyard, a lake and moat. Damn! The only they are missing is a church where Brangaloonies everywhere can gather and worship Saint Angelina.
A source told E! News that the property is surrounded by a forest, so they will have complete privacy. They've already been moving shit in and have reportedly spent $1 million on furniture. The source said, "It's called Chateau Miraval in a village called Brignol, which is near from Aix-en-Provence. And it's absolutely unbelievable." They should rename the joint, Fort Maddox.
So this is where Brangelina plans to grow and train their child army! You know that's what they are doing.
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Submitted by Aphid on May 26, 2008 - 7:40pm.
That place scares the shit outta me. The psychosis abounds! (It does here too, but in a good way).
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She needs to fire her stylist STAT! The hair....the make up.....the grey tent dress.......it really is too much on the ICK-SCALE!
Regarding the $$$ situation, it is an excellent move for their kids to have this nice home to settle into and STAY at for awhile. Give those kids some stability (far away from the intruding photo lenses of the paps)........but best of all.......for us anyway.........they will be out of the spotlight for a little bit!!!!!!!! Talk about over exposure and a big to-do over nothing. These media whores need a big rest!!!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 26, 2008 - 2:52pm.
hehehe... understandable!
OT: "When the levee breaks you'll have no place to stay."
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 11:46am.
Idiots drive me loco sometimes.
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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 11:09am.
So what? A LOT of rich ( and famous) people have too many homes and pay a lot for them. We just don't hear about them.
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We don't?!?!? The rich and their excesses are everywhere. Do you ever read a newspaper or any magazines besides Teen People?
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I have yet to see anyone earn or inherit a lot of money and give it all to the poor.
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You haven't? Really???
Warren Buffett gives away his fortune
FORTUNE EXCLUSIVE: The world's second richest man - who's now worth $44 billion - tells editor-at-large Carol Loomis he will start giving away 85% of his wealth in July - most of it to the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.
And frankly, you have NO IDEA what I or anyone else here would do if we had that kind of money. Maybe you are the one who would like to be buried with their wealth.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 26, 2008 - 2:43pm.
And frankly, you have NO IDEA what I or anyone else here would do if we had that kind of money. Maybe you are the one who would like to be buried with their wealth.
damn!!!... settle down, Mrs. K!... deep breaths, deep breaths!!
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
I wonder if the vehicle that NASA just landed on Mars is picking up AJ's glistening forehead. Angie, babe if you're reading this, word: *pressed powder*
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This has to be a rumor, IMO. Ask yourselves, could these publicity whores actually live in the middle of nowhere? I mean, how would they accidentally get their pics taken anymore? Also, they are very adamant about thier kids going to "school," and not being tutored. That's why Maddox has already been to about a dozen schools and he's not even 7 yet, right?
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 26, 2008 - 6:22pm.
Why do they always have thank Jared?? I don't get it. JJ is the ONLY blog that i've seen where the readers thank the blog owner. Crazy.
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That place scares the shit outta me. The psychosis abounds! (It does here too, but in a good way).
OT: I hope this is false, otherwise I'm really gonna hate 'em.
Submitted by ghost of gene r... on May 26, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Well said. ITA
$60 million for a freaking house? If they can afford that shit, they are WAY fucking overpaid! They have done NOTHING to legitimately earn that much money since most of their movies suck and yet they are still paid way too much money for crap. And to waste it on a fucking house!*shakes head in disbelief*
20 mil on the twins' birth, 60 mil on a new home, it all sounds rather far fetched.
But assuming the rumour's true, they'll have a hard time unloading this place once she gets bored and decides it's time to move again. It's not like they'll settle there for good, and finding a new buyer will be difficult.
They get tons of money thrown at them to do commercials in other countries that we don't see, so that's probably a big part of their income.
His wig looks so obvious.
You just know he sleeps in a little basket on the floor next to her bed.
@madame s...
I think they both have had a shitload of plastic surgery this year.
Self-indulgent, vacuous twats. Don't they ever get sick of their false humanitarianism and get embarrassed just looking in the mirror?
And Angie Jo didn't get all the accolades she thought she deserved at Cannes.
These two are box office poison...I hope no one goes to their shitty movies.
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I just showed this picture to a friend (who doesn't follow celebrity culture) and she just stared at it for a minute and then said "THAT is Angelina Jolie???? Her face is completely different! What did she do to it?"
Thirty five bedrooms--and may she be found dead in everyone.
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If "they" are worth 150 million as someone mentioned, then what is meant is that Brad is worth 130 million and Angie is worth 20. If this place indeed was bought, it was bought by Brad although no doubt her self-indulgent idea.
So what? A LOT of rich ( and famous) people have too many homes and pay a lot for them. We just don't hear about them. Everyone feels so good criticizing. I have yet to see anyone earn or inherit a lot of money and give it all to the poor. Most of you critics wouldn't.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 26, 2008 - 6:22pm.
Why do they always have thank Jared?? I don't get it. JJ is the ONLY blog that i've seen where the readers thank the blog owner. Crazy.
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Unless they're planning on opening up a bed and breakfast, NO ONE needs that much. If this story is true, I guess even saints aren't above ostentatious displays of wealth. In addition to the cost of the house and furniture, just imagine the monthly expense for the battalion of servants that will be required to take care of the place. Maybe they plan on using all those kids for slave labor.
I don't begrudge rich people their tacky excesses, just the ones who pat themselves on the back for being so charitable. If Mimi buys a $50K box of diamond-encrusted tampons, I don't care because she doesn't pretend to be anything else than a shallow idiot with more money than sense. It's the wannabe saints like these yahoos that annoy the crap out of me.
Not to mention the NIGHTMARE of having a hoard of young, fleet-footed little monsters who could escape to any corner of this gigantic place. They could fall in the moat, get lost in the forest, choke on olives or get pie-eyed in the vineyard.
Not that I'm a worrier or anything.
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This story sounds like a big stretch... $60 million? Hope it's not true. That's going way overboard, even for a couple of Hollywood actors.
Stupid. As. Fuck.
I have viewed many of their hooott videos and photos at ___ I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m____ >>> where many fans are together, also i met kinds of black and white single men who are hunger for true love online :)
NO you didn't. Now go get your GED so you can learn third grade grammar and get yourself a real job.
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Seriously. Every time I see Brad's empty head I just hear, "Durrrrr...."
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That's insane. Can you imagine the cost to run the damn place? Seriously who needs that much room? That's a big chunk out of the needy. I'm surprised Angelina would even think of it. Probably false anyway.
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Here's what some JJ Brangeloonies are saying about this:
PardyHardy @ 05/25/2008 at 10:33 pm
Seriously, sara, 5 million for charity is alot of money. Some people would spend the 60 mil on a house and not donate any to charity.
They just can’t win, can they?!
please @ 05/25/2008 at 10:38 pm
When are we going to hold entertainment shows and tabloids responsible for lying instead of throwing stones on the people that are being lied on. I remember there was a picture of another said chateau that they bought before Shi was born and it was a hoax.
Sheri @ 05/25/2008 at 10:55 pm
Congrats to the JP’s on the new digs! They deserve it! If it’s not true, whatever, they will take care of their family as always. Happiness is what they have and will always have!
Thanks Jared!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
So I guess this means they could give a rat's fart about New Orleans anymore?
Saving the French Countryside must be their "pet cause du jour".
Pretentious asshats and their "save the world" crap.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 12:52pm.
I wanna hear Brad try to speak French.
You're aiming too high. I'd settle for hearing him speak English.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on May 26, 2008 - 9:54am.
Close. He has spent all that time in New Orleans, so he probably knows some patois that the countryside French will find unrecognizable.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 4:52pm.
I wanna hear Brad try to speak French.
Voulez vous dude!
I'm getting flashes of children's heads stuffed and mounted on the wall, a Madox-skin rug in front of the fireplace....
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I wanna hear Brad try to speak French.
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Submitted by patty cake on May 26, 2008 - 12:02pm.
All I can think about when I see this kind of place is THE SHINING
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No shit. Redrum.
I doubt that they will stay there long. Angelina can't seem to commit to anything so they'll move their asses once the new babies are old enough.
Submitted by SarahReznor on May 26, 2008 - 4:08pm.
I hate rich people. We were 6 kids and lived in a 3 bedroom apartment! life sucks...
You were rich!! There were 24 of us living in one room!
Submitted by Keane on May 26, 2008 - 9:37am.
I think the deal with Angelina is she's a bit mental and unstable from her not-so-happy childhood and is on a constant mission to save the world
Well said, Keane.
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Well, I guess the Brangelina story in the news about six months ago was true. It said Angie wanted to move to France in the worst way, but Brad would only do it if she had another bio child. She's a bitch on wheels and he's just plain dumb.
I think the deal with Angelina is she's a bit mental and unstable from her not-so-happy childhood and is on a constant mission to save the world, adopt all the world's orphans etc to try to fill that hole. (She admitted to being depressed before she met Brad and when she adopted Maddox). I don't think she has genuine, selfless concern for any of the causes she talks about, which is why she moves on from them so quickly and can spend money on herself so guiltlessly. The 2 things don't seem irreconcilable to her as they do to outside observers as they both function to serve the same ultimate interest: herself. I really think Brad is totally clueless and naive in all this. He's not bright enough to appreciate the inconsistencies and hypocrisies. If it was down to him they'd probably be settled in Missouri with a few natural kids and that's all. It's all a big drama of her creation to keep her as the world's most famous woman. I don't think you can ever take any of her pretensions or claims to philanthropism seriously.
These are the same people who bitched that we are not doing enough for the worlds poorest counties and they spent this much on a fucking house talk about HYPOCRITES.
Submitted by lilie on May 26, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Wow I can't believe how stupid and gullible people are. This is an obvious false rumor. This is the fourth time tabloids have said Brad and Angelina have bought a house. They are worth something like $150 million. They can't afford a house this expensive
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why can't they afford a 60 mill house if they are worth 150 mil?
most people don't even have half the money of the cost of the house when they buy a house... they take out mortgages, which i'm sure brangelo can do too (not that they need to if they already have the money?). so if they already have twice that amount, what is the problem?
i think angie jo alone raked in 30 mil last year from all the various movies she did... if i'm not mistaken.
Submitted by MM25 on May 26, 2008 - 11:10am.
Real humanitarians lead a modest life-style.
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Well said. And whoever is saying they can't afford this doesn't know the concepts of leverage and compound interest. They can well afford it.
That has has enough room for Angelina to adopt 10358035823 children from every country from around the world.
I wish MK had never posted this picture. They can spend sixty mill on a house, but can't be bothered to drop $3.50 for some fucking Neutrogena blotting papers or some shit.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
I don't care if they bought this place or not. I can't stand them and the way they are constantly uprooting their kids. The whore the kids out for PR. And the money they get paid is ridiculous. Meanwhile, we are struggling with the skyrocketing costs of gas, food, and electric. My husband's salary has not raised one bit, yet we are supposed to somehow keep up with all of these rising costs and still feed our kids, etc. So these two really make me sick the way they flaunt their money.
I hate rich people. We were 6 kids and lived in a 3 bedroom apartment! life sucks...
Yahoo,,,after the twins make an appearance they will disappear!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!Pitt looks desperate and Jolie looks like a snake.
Submitted by lilie on May 26, 2008 - 11:01am.
Wow I can't believe how stupid and gullible people are.
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I don't put anything beyond these two narcissists. Problem is - they are rich and very, very stupid.
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